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residentmagnum
residentmagnum
Zombie lures
Sep 16 2008, 3:41 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 16 2008, 3:41 PM EDT
The best bait is living humans use a child or a small person and let them scream thier heads off to atract the zombies
place a small child in a cage or hung upside down from a tree when the zombies come in to eat the ground beneath is to weak to hold them

a pit is dug with pungy sticks to penatrate the bodies of the zombies bamboo works the best the whole should be atleast 10' deep or over an average mans maximum reach to prevent them from coming out a whole also there should be a wench so the child can escape from the zombies
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AgEnT_GrEEn
AgEnT_GrEEn
1. RE: Zombie lures
Sep 16 2008, 8:51 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 16 2008, 8:51 PM EDT
"The best bait is living humans use a child or a small person and let them scream thier heads off to atract the zombies
place a small child in a cage or hung upside down from a tree when the zombies come in to eat the ground beneath is to weak to hold them

a pit is dug with pungy sticks to penatrate the bodies of the zombies bamboo works the best the whole should be atleast 10' deep or over an average mans maximum reach to prevent them from coming out a whole also there should be a wench so the child can escape from the zombies"
I'm not putting a child in a cage nor will I hang them from a tree...I don't care how badly they misbehave or how 'badly' we need a decoy+attractor....

This is how you get kicked into the punji pit as I yell THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!, thus effectively attracting the skinnies to our location.
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byates
byates
2. RE: Zombie lures
Sep 16 2008, 11:10 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 16 2008, 11:10 PM EDT
I have noticed a few people on this wiki that I would volunteer as zombie bait. 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
AgEnT_GrEEn
AgEnT_GrEEn
3. RE: Zombie lures
Sep 16 2008, 11:13 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 16 2008, 11:13 PM EDT
"I have noticed a few people on this wiki that I would volunteer as zombie bait."
*Cough* Hollis123 *Cough*
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Andering_J_REDDSON
Andering_J_REDDSON
4. RE: Zombie lures
Sep 17 2008, 3:28 AM EDT | Post edited: Sep 17 2008, 3:28 AM EDT
"*Cough* Hollis123 *Cough*"
One of many. He's just the one I'm tying up first.
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residentmagnum
residentmagnum
5. RE: Zombie lures
Sep 17 2008, 3:24 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 17 2008, 3:24 PM EDT
It was a bad joke but if some one wants to volunteer that is great

Also the zombies like animals may have a langue try caughting a zombie and put into a pit it may call for others to help it / it is worth a shot for all those digging pits
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residentmagnum
residentmagnum
6. RE: Zombie lures
Sep 17 2008, 3:25 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 17 2008, 3:25 PM EDT
"I'm not putting a child in a cage nor will I hang them from a tree...I don't care how badly they misbehave or how 'badly' we need a decoy+attractor....

This is how you get kicked into the punji pit as I yell THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!, thus effectively attracting the skinnies to our location."
lol
Save the leg to kick the zombies into the pit
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AgEnT_GrEEn
AgEnT_GrEEn
7. RE: Zombie lures
Sep 17 2008, 8:18 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 17 2008, 8:18 PM EDT
"lol
Save the leg to kick the zombies into the pit"
You are Spared from the Kick of Death.

It might work..Just hide your weapons so it couldn't say that you're armed or anything...
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SkipNChurch
SkipNChurch
8. What about the Barney furry suit?
Sep 17 2008, 9:18 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 17 2008, 9:18 PM EDT
That and a handfulla Jolly Ranchers has been said to be the best skinjob and Unkle Zed Jr. attractant around..

Turn loose the expendable in his Big Purple Zedling Attractant Mode suit, and we can snipe them all day until the little leg humpers get him, after the candy runs out..

Just in case the baitboy survives, we'll feed him well, give him canned bacon, sleep until dawn, give him the remainder of the warehouse bag of JR's..

"In Accuracy's sake"

*EOM*

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AgEnT_GrEEn
AgEnT_GrEEn
9. RE: What about the Barney furry suit?
Sep 17 2008, 9:23 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 17 2008, 9:23 PM EDT
"That and a handfulla Jolly Ranchers has been said to be the best skinjob and Unkle Zed Jr. attractant around..

Turn loose the expendable in his Big Purple Zedling Attractant Mode suit, and we can snipe them all day until the little leg humpers get him, after the candy runs out..

Just in case the baitboy survives, we'll feed him well, give him canned bacon, sleep until dawn, give him the remainder of the warehouse bag of JR's..

"In Accuracy's sake"

*EOM*

"
We'll need to safely [or not so] extract Hollis from his hiding spot...

Just don't hit and kill him as the Skinnies will all wander away after they exhausted the jolly rancher bag.
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SkipNChurch
SkipNChurch
10. RE: What about the Barney furry suit?
Sep 17 2008, 10:28 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 17 2008, 10:28 PM EDT
"We'll need to safely [or not so] extract Hollis from his hiding spot...

Just don't hit and kill him as the Skinnies will all wander away after they exhausted the jolly rancher bag."
"BCOUNROFC"

"Blew Coffee Out My Nose, Rolling On Floor Coughing"

Minda AG, I was hacking out "HOLLIS, HOOOLIS!!!", trying to find my breath.. :)

BUWHHHWHHWhhHWHHhHWHhhhHWHHHAHA!!!

Er, back to subject again....

*EOM*
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