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misfitzseat3
misfitzseat3
Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 29 2009, 11:48 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 29 2009, 11:48 PM EST
What is the most creative way you can think of to kill a zombie. You are in no danger (other than the 1 zombie) so it can be as elaborate and intricate as you want 2  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
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Soulful_Slayer
Soulful_Slayer
1. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 29 2009, 11:50 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 29 2009, 11:50 PM EST
Lead him into a maze then seal the ends. =) 0  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
spraymachine
spraymachine
2. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 29 2009, 11:57 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 29 2009, 11:57 PM EST
Educate the zombie about why he is a menace to society with pictographs, which would lead to his selfless act of suicide by attempting to calculating the square root of pi, which would result in death, somehow. Only zombies and Nazi's can kill themselves and it would be a selfless act. 4  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
mkxlng63
mkxlng63
3. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 12:07 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 12:07 AM EST
I would try to brainwashing him into being a vegetarian. And let him decompose to death. 1  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
Corran
Corran
4. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 2:57 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 2:57 PM EST
Very creative,ok I'll cut off all his arms and legs then dup him in a pit and then rig his brain up to scooter and give him the ability to
fear death then I'll take out my trusty hand-held mini-gun and spary around him till the battery runs out on the scooter and then go
down but the mini-gun to his chest and give him a good long burst till hes just a head the stuff a grenade up his neck and then run
to safe distance and pull the pin via wire,bye,bye zombie(oh and make this the way I'll kill the last zed,lol). Do you find this valuable?    
spraymachine
spraymachine
5. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 3:07 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 3:07 PM EST
Ummm... did you torture animals as a child? 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
womule2005
womule2005
6. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 7:54 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 7:54 PM EST
I would blind-fold the zombie, then feed him pieces of Rosie O'Donnel. Then I would remove the blind-fold and show him that he had been eating Rosie O'Donnel and he would start bashing his head against a wall until dead 5  out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?    
misfitzseat3
misfitzseat3
7. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 8:11 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 8:11 PM EST
"I would blind-fold the zombie, then feed him pieces of Rosie O'Donnel. Then I would remove the blind-fold and show him that he had been eating Rosie O'Donnel and he would start bashing his head against a wall until dead"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I would cut off the head. then show the zombie head its body as i cut off all its arms and legs etc. then i would use the limbs to make a fire, and boil the zombie head in a pot. if that doesn't kill it then I would put the head in a dryer and just keep it going in the dryer till it was pulverized. if that still doesn't work then i would put several dozen marbles in the dryer as well... Do you find this valuable?    
Corran
Corran
8. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 8:47 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 8:47 PM EST
"Ummm... did you torture animals as a child?"
No,I just want the zed to fell what we fell. Do you find this valuable?    
misfitzseat3
misfitzseat3
9. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 8:51 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 8:51 PM EST
"No,I just want the zed to fell what we fell."
feel maybe? 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
womule2005
womule2005
10. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 9:05 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 9:05 PM EST
"I would blind-fold the zombie, then feed him pieces of Rosie O'Donnel. Then I would remove the blind-fold and show him that he had been eating Rosie O'Donnel and he would start bashing his head against a wall until dead"
if that doesnt work i will tie a g.i. joe to a sting and a stick, then attach the stick to the zombie so that the g.i. joe dangles in front of him. watch the zombie chase the g.i. joe till i get bored then shoot it at my leisure Do you find this valuable?    
Corran
Corran
11. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 9:26 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 9:26 PM EST
"feel maybe?"
Sorry,yes I meant feel... Do you find this valuable?    
ckmkaliguy
ckmkaliguy
12. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 9:30 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 9:30 PM EST
"Educate the zombie about why he is a menace to society with pictographs, which would lead to his selfless act of suicide by attempting to calculating the square root of pi, which would result in death, somehow. Only zombies and Nazi's can kill themselves and it would be a selfless act."
That was funny as hell .


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ckmkaliguy
ckmkaliguy
13. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 9:35 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 9:35 PM EST
Cut off arm's , leg's and eye lids, duct tape him to a chair ,across from my ex girl friend and let her nag him to death . Now that is pain and I think hell would be a relief.

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Corran
Corran
14. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 10:07 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 10:07 PM EST
"Cut off arm's , leg's and eye lids, duct tape him to a chair ,across from my ex girl friend and let her nag him to death . Now that is pain and I think hell would be a relief.

gene "
Why is theres always a guy whos says that? 0  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
ckmkaliguy
ckmkaliguy
15. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 10:28 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 10:28 PM EST
"Why is theres always a guy whos says that?"
You'll see .

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spraymachine
spraymachine
16. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 11:54 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 11:54 PM EST
"Why is theres always a guy whos says that?"
Because there are so many ex-girl friends who could literally kill a person if they were allowed to nag full throttle. 5  out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?    
Corran
Corran
17. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 30 2009, 11:57 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 30 2009, 11:57 PM EST
Haha,well I've never had a bad ex,maybe cause I ain't a idiot. 0  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
ckmkaliguy
ckmkaliguy
18. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 31 2009, 2:36 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 31 2009, 2:36 AM EST
"Haha,well I've never had a bad ex,maybe cause I ain't a idiot."
How old are you? If you haven't had a bad ex you haven't dated much .

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Corran
Corran
19. RE: Creative Zombie Killing
Jan 31 2009, 3:00 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 31 2009, 3:00 PM EST
No comment,still that doesn't change anything... 0  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
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