"In some of my dreams, I view myself in the third person. By about halfway through, I realise that this person who I know to be me is actually more unnerving than the zombies. I've always got a really tight control over my dreams.

So: It starts differently each time, but I'm generally in school, after hours for a club of some sort. I look around, and there's a couple of other friends, when (in the sudden way that dreams happen) we're somehow standing outside, looking at the car park, and there're cars on fire and stuff. Anyway, typical zombie stuff. But by halfway through, I'm laughing and swearing and brandishing a chainsaw like it's a toy, and I'm covered in putrid blood, and then I see myself from 'outside', and that's what's really freaky for me."

"I too have zed dreams. i am in my history class and outside its pouring and stormy out. suddenly an airplane crashes into the school and weakens its structural integrity I run down the hallway but then the place colapses and I die. I wake up screaming but all the sound is in my head. I realise I am still moving so I look down and see shrapnel imbedded in my chest cavity Realising I now am a zombie I begin screaming again......"