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NameWntMatterAftZday
NameWntMatterAftZday
Message for all the Albertans
Feb 24 2009, 11:05 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 24 2009, 11:05 PM EST
For anyone in Alberta including those in Calgary and Edmonton I propose that we spread out in pockets all over the province fleeing the cities into the prairies and forests as to not lure the Zeds into one specific area and then we begin elliminating them completely. We start by luring them slowly to our camps and taking them out one by one followed by taking the surrounding area square km by square km untill we've completely wiped them out of Alberta. Note anyone stuck in the cities will have to do the same thing but it will take more time especially if in a downtown area. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
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ConradJacobs
ConradJacobs
1. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Feb 24 2009, 11:22 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 24 2009, 11:22 PM EST
Like the rat patrol! Only for zombies.
I think the possibility of people fleeing America to the less populated North and the fact that there is no guarantee we will posses that much coordination puts a kink in your plan. Do you find this valuable?    
Cat_Fred
Cat_Fred
2. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Feb 25 2009, 12:54 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 25 2009, 12:54 AM EST
"For anyone in Alberta including those in Calgary and Edmonton I propose that we spread out in pockets all over the province fleeing the cities into the prairies and forests as to not lure the Zeds into one specific area and then we begin elliminating them completely. We start by luring them slowly to our camps and taking them out one by one followed by taking the surrounding area square km by square km untill we've completely wiped them out of Alberta. Note anyone stuck in the cities will have to do the same thing but it will take more time especially if in a downtown area."
thats a terrible idea. you are obviously forgetting that alberta is home to the edmonton oilers. if i were you, id get as far away from them as i can. of course, because your on this site, seriously considereing zombie attacks, you probably dont know what hockey is. Do you find this valuable?    
Cat_Fred
Cat_Fred
3. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Feb 25 2009, 12:54 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 25 2009, 12:54 AM EST
"thats a terrible idea. you are obviously forgetting that alberta is home to the edmonton oilers. if i were you, id get as far away from them as i can. of course, because your on this site, seriously considereing zombie attacks, you probably dont know what hockey is."
good call cat fred Do you find this valuable?    
new_undeadpony
new_undeadpony
4. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Feb 25 2009, 12:59 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 25 2009, 12:59 AM EST
I personally think this cat fred dude is a genius. i mean, being in the same province as the oilers is a good idea to get you molested by zombies on skates Do you find this valuable?    
SuperSoldierRCP
SuperSoldierRCP
5. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Feb 25 2009, 1:31 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 25 2009, 1:31 AM EST
"good call cat fred"
so we found a person who has more then one account Do you find this valuable?    
NameWntMatterAftZday
NameWntMatterAftZday
6. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Feb 25 2009, 6:23 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 25 2009, 6:23 PM EST
"thats a terrible idea. you are obviously forgetting that alberta is home to the edmonton oilers."
The oilers would make as terifying zombies as they would kittens
!GO FLAMES! Do you find this valuable?    
NameWntMatterAftZday
NameWntMatterAftZday
7. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Feb 25 2009, 6:26 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 25 2009, 6:26 PM EST
"Like the rat patrol! Only for zombies.
I think the possibility of people fleeing America to the less populated North and the fact that there is no guarantee we will posses that much coordination puts a kink in your plan. "
Americans fleeing to our nation won't be much of a problem if the americans' suceed in their plan to build a massive WALL between our countries before the outbreak. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
Kavoc
Kavoc
8. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Feb 26 2009, 8:56 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 26 2009, 8:56 PM EST
Ya, building a wall 8000 km long....that will happen soon.

I'd stick to Edmonton and the larger cities, don't forget Alberta is home to the PPCLIs, Canada's top infantry unit. Heck they're even mentioned in World War Z, if anyone could protect you from the Zeds, its going to be them. Do you find this valuable?    
NameWntMatterAftZday
NameWntMatterAftZday
9. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Feb 26 2009, 8:58 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 26 2009, 8:58 PM EST
"Ya, building a wall 8000 km long....that will happen soon.

I'd stick to Edmonton and the larger cities, don't forget Alberta is home to the PPCLIs, Canada's top infantry unit. Heck they're even mentioned in World War Z, if anyone could protect you from the Zeds, its going to be them."
YEAH that's as insane as like... I don't know building a wall around China! who the hell would do that!
But they've seriously considered it, no joke Do you find this valuable?    
Kavoc
Kavoc
10. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Feb 26 2009, 9:03 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 26 2009, 9:03 PM EST
A complete waste of money, that would take many years to complete, but hey if they want to pay the bill, why stop them.

Seriously though, the PPCLIs are hard, they're your best bet in Alberta. Do you find this valuable?    
projectrage
projectrage
11. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Apr 23 2009, 9:17 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 23 2009, 9:17 PM EDT
Im pretty sure we'd use the rivers to our advantage seeing as how there are VERY LONG and fast rivers that run through Edmonton and Calgary. The Edmonton oiler zombies would be too busy trying to eat the flames zombies to bother everyone else much. And for future reference, Edmonton has the LARGEST military garrison in western Canada. (to all you yankees, thats not as small as youd like to think) Alberta would have a better survival rating then say, ontario or quebec. Especially since we have pretty much a 7 month long winter


ps. that wall thing, never going to happen, why wall off their greatest trading partner? Do you find this valuable?    
Feltern
Feltern
12. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Apr 24 2009, 2:54 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 24 2009, 2:54 AM EDT
"The Edmonton oiler zombies would be too busy trying to eat the flames zombies to bother everyone else much. "
Have you not forgotten the Leafs??? C'mon, Zombies like appies just like the rest of us Do you find this valuable?    
inu-dude25
inu-dude25
13. RE: Message for all the Albertans
Apr 26 2009, 6:25 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 26 2009, 6:25 PM EDT
"Americans fleeing to our nation won't be much of a problem if the americans' suceed in their plan to build a massive WALL between our countries before the outbreak."
What? Do you find this valuable?