"If it's airborne, just kill yourself. Unless you are fortunate enough to be valuable to the government (and thus stuck in some airtight underground bunker) you are basically dead already. Even if you figure out a way to eat through the mask, decontaminate your food and water, and avoid ever taking the mask off, just stick a gas mask on and run a mile. You will not make it. Breathing is next to impossible in those things. Now add the extra weight of adrenaline pumping through your veins, as well as inevitable panic at the fact that grandma is trying to eat you, and just come to terms with the fact that the gas mask is at the bottom of the priorities list. We can't survive an airborne outbreak."

"Such peccimistic thoughts will not help you survive."

"If it's airborne, just kill yourself. Unless you are fortunate enough to be valuable to the government (and thus stuck in some airtight underground bunker) you are basically dead already. Even if you figure out a way to eat through the mask, decontaminate your food and water, and avoid ever taking the mask off, just stick a gas mask on and run a mile. You will not make it. Breathing is next to impossible in those things. Now add the extra weight of adrenaline pumping through your veins, as well as inevitable panic at the fact that grandma is trying to eat you, and just come to terms with the fact that the gas mask is at the bottom of the priorities list. We can't survive an airborne outbreak."