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kody987
kody987
zombie survivel and what to use
May 3 2009, 2:33 AM EDT | Post edited: May 3 2009, 2:33 AM EDT
dont stand there waiting to shit you pants and be eaten by a zombie fuck kill them here some tips for people who suck at zombie surviel srry i sorta have bad english and im 11 k uuuhhh some wepons you could use are pistol chain saw home made wepons hokey stike knifs salveged junk from a junk yard 2x4wood stike lead pipe rake hand cuffs glass hammer flame thrower disk syth sykls slug hammers vacum cleanrs and what ever the fuck you can find heres some tips on baracades here are stuff for you to make baricads with sand bags benches doors pipes shelfs desk baby gates witch can be weak but buy you time uumm chairs furnitur tabels friges freezers and any other kind of stuff you can find as well oh tips were NOT to go the mall,apartment,street at dark,garage a university, and a college and some ot5her stuff and dont stay at you house keep moving and follow these things you probelly be safe oh one more thing its good to get millitary traning k k send me a text if you like the tips k i might make more some day untill then this is kody and ill see you next time bye............................ 2  out of 15 found this valuable. Do you?    
womule2005
womule2005
1. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
May 3 2009, 2:44 AM EDT | Post edited: May 3 2009, 2:44 AM EDT
"dont stand there waiting to shit you pants and be eaten by a zombie fuck kill them here some tips for people who suck at zombie surviel srry i sorta have bad english and im 11 k uuuhhh some wepons you could use are pistol chain saw home made wepons hokey stike knifs salveged junk from a junk yard 2x4wood stike lead pipe rake hand cuffs glass hammer flame thrower disk syth sykls slug hammers vacum cleanrs and what ever the fuck you can find heres some tips on baracades here are stuff for you to make baricads with sand bags benches doors pipes shelfs desk baby gates witch can be weak but buy you time uumm chairs furnitur tabels friges freezers and any other kind of stuff you can find as well oh tips were NOT to go the mall,apartment,street at dark,garage a university, and a college and some ot5her stuff and dont stay at you house keep moving and follow these things you probelly be safe oh one more thing its good to get millitary traning k k send me a text if you like the tips k i might make more some day untill then this is kody and ill see you next time bye............................"
okey dokey......

could you please use punctuation? (punctuation = ! . , ? : ; ')

im not coming down on you but it makes things hard to read when you type sentences together and dont punctuate or speeeell proprly then noone can read or will try to read the paragraph because it is difficult it is hard and it is like you are not taking a breath noone can tell when you have stopped with one thought and are on another though everyonegets confused and angry then they begin to attack wildly like some bizerk animal attacking shapes and colors.

i understand you are only 11 and school isnt as fun as football. so dont feel bad. no one likes school. just ask your teacher to help you get this.

p.s. i like your plan :D
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inu-dude25
inu-dude25
2. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
May 3 2009, 5:35 PM EDT | Post edited: May 3 2009, 5:35 PM EDT
"dont stand there waiting to shit you pants and be eaten by a zombie fuck kill them here some tips for people who suck at zombie surviel srry i sorta have bad english and im 11 k uuuhhh some wepons you could use are pistol chain saw home made wepons hokey stike knifs salveged junk from a junk yard 2x4wood stike lead pipe rake hand cuffs glass hammer flame thrower disk syth sykls slug hammers vacum cleanrs and what ever the fuck you can find heres some tips on baracades here are stuff for you to make baricads with sand bags benches doors pipes shelfs desk baby gates witch can be weak but buy you time uumm chairs furnitur tabels friges freezers and any other kind of stuff you can find as well oh tips were NOT to go the mall,apartment,street at dark,garage a university, and a college and some ot5her stuff and dont stay at you house keep moving and follow these things you probelly be safe oh one more thing its good to get millitary traning k k send me a text if you like the tips k i might make more some day untill then this is kody and ill see you next time bye............................"
Yeah, punctuation and spell check, please. And not to be mean, but most of this sutff is common sense, and how would a vacuum cleaner kill someone?
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thebayouboy
thebayouboy
3. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
May 3 2009, 5:39 PM EDT | Post edited: May 3 2009, 5:39 PM EDT
hand cuffs are my weapon of choice 7  out of 7 found this valuable. Do you?    
inu-dude25
inu-dude25
4. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
May 3 2009, 5:46 PM EDT | Post edited: May 3 2009, 5:46 PM EDT
Not touching that one... 7  out of 7 found this valuable. Do you?    
John_234
John_234
5. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
May 3 2009, 7:21 PM EDT | Post edited: May 3 2009, 7:21 PM EDT
"dont stand there waiting to shit you pants and be eaten by a zombie fuck kill them here some tips for people who suck at zombie surviel srry i sorta have bad english and im 11 k uuuhhh some wepons you could use are pistol chain saw home made wepons hokey stike knifs salveged junk from a junk yard 2x4wood stike lead pipe rake hand cuffs glass hammer flame thrower disk syth sykls slug hammers vacum cleanrs and what ever the fuck you can find heres some tips on baracades here are stuff for you to make baricads with sand bags benches doors pipes shelfs desk baby gates witch can be weak but buy you time uumm chairs furnitur tabels friges freezers and any other kind of stuff you can find as well oh tips were NOT to go the mall,apartment,street at dark,garage a university, and a college and some ot5her stuff and dont stay at you house keep moving and follow these things you probelly be safe oh one more thing its good to get millitary traning k k send me a text if you like the tips k i might make more some day untill then this is kody and ill see you next time bye............................"
dud 101 i was lik alweys 100kin 4 sum1 with sh!t gramer lki me! and a craptstik plen!
its awsum d0d nt being understd by anee1
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Shawnzx
Shawnzx
6. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
May 3 2009, 7:25 PM EDT | Post edited: May 3 2009, 7:25 PM EDT
"dud 101 i was lik alweys 100kin 4 sum1 with sh!t gramer lki me! and a craptstik plen!
its awsum d0d nt being understd by anee1"
delete
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inu-dude25
inu-dude25
7. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
May 3 2009, 7:36 PM EDT | Post edited: May 3 2009, 7:36 PM EDT
"dud 101 i was lik alweys 100kin 4 sum1 with sh!t gramer lki me! and a craptstik plen!
its awsum d0d nt being understd by anee1"
And somehow I understood that.
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Archerman67
Archerman67
8. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
Jun 5 2009, 8:29 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2009, 8:29 PM EDT
Proof this user should be banned 3  out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?    
Thorn_of_kabolis
Thorn_of_kabolis
9. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
Jun 6 2009, 12:23 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 6 2009, 12:23 AM EDT
ok im only 16 and at 10 i was definitly smater than you. i hop you fail. use punctuations at least and check your spelling a little. im not saying im the best speller or puntuator but tyr a little.

oh and how are handcuffs going to save you, thats why you'll die
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marksman52
marksman52
10. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
Jul 27 2009, 2:10 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 27 2009, 2:10 AM EDT
umm does that kid know anything? a cainsaw wouldnt do jack shit unless it was a VERY high quality grade one used for cutting steel. and he is pretty much RETATED my mom baby sits and there are 4 year olds that are smarter than him!!! 2  out of 7 found this valuable. Do you?    
Freelancer47
Freelancer47
11. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
Jul 27 2009, 4:02 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 27 2009, 4:02 AM EDT
"dud 101 i was lik alweys 100kin 4 sum1 with sh!t gramer lki me! and a craptstik plen!
its awsum d0d nt being understd by anee1"
LOLZ!!!
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Freelancer47
Freelancer47
12. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
Jul 27 2009, 4:04 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 27 2009, 4:04 AM EDT
"Proof this user should be banned"
NO!! DON'T BAN HIM!! HE'S COMIC RELIEF!!!

And Cody, "RELIEF" is not LOLCatz.com vocabulary for "Real Life".
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kody987
kody987
13. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
Dec 15 2009, 7:34 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 7:37 PM EST
hey marksman go F**K yourself.I'LL bet that when you were little your dad had beat you.And you take that anger and depression of giving hand jobs and sex out for drug money.On other peoples stories your not a dame story juge are you.Yeah i do itmit it have bad spelling but so what go F**K your self you b***h 1  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
DEVILDOGMP
DEVILDOGMP
14. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
Dec 15 2009, 7:37 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 7:37 PM EST
"hey buddy !@#$ you i'll bet that when you were little your dad had beat you and you take that anger and depression of giving hand jobs and sex out for drug money on other peoples stories your not a dame story juge are you yeah i do itmit i have bad spelling but so what go !@#$ your self !@#$%"
well your banned now hahaha i guarantee it.
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timberrattler
timberrattler
15. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
Dec 15 2009, 9:09 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 9:09 PM EST
"hey marksman go F**K yourself.I'LL bet that when you were little your dad had beat you.And you take that anger and depression of giving hand jobs and sex out for drug money.On other peoples stories your not a dame story juge are you.Yeah i do itmit it have bad spelling but so what go F**K your self you b***h"
I'm skipping the warnings on this one. I'll give you 24 hours to cool down. That isn't the way to conduct yourself here kody987. Take some time to cool off and come back with a better attitude.
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DLOWTHEMAD
DLOWTHEMAD
16. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
Dec 15 2009, 9:17 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 9:17 PM EST
*speechless* 1  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
PedroAsani
PedroAsani
17. RE: zombie survivel and what to use
Dec 15 2009, 10:35 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 10:35 PM EST
Locked to prevent the spread of stupidity. 1  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    

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