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BasicallyDead
BasicallyDead
zombie antropologist
May 15 2009, 8:52 AM EDT | Post edited: May 15 2009, 8:52 AM EDT
I say we will need people who makes a scientific schedule of the lifespan of the zombies, what kills them and what not. How the neural system is kept intact. These people need to gather evidence from survivors, do experiments on specimen etc. They would examine the physical side of the zombie. They will determine if there are different kind of zombies and keep a close eye on differences to make sure any evolution of the enemy will not come as a surprise.

We also need some kind of zombie behaviorists, who will be experts on how zombies behave in different situations, what they react on, what triggers them and how to alter this behavior. These people can also analyze the behavior of the horde, how it´s created and what kind of pack mentality keeps therm together, if they got alpha leaders, how it spreads in a city etc.

My goal with this is to contribute to a new type of job.

So lets help out here!

What more could these people do?
Maybe the titles could be changed? (but spare me "mad scientists" etc.)
What dangers are there?
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necroslaughter
necroslaughter
1. RE: zombie antropologist
May 15 2009, 9:32 AM EDT | Post edited: May 15 2009, 9:32 AM EDT
Where would they get their education? Would they be eligible for financial aid? Wouldn't lab hours be dangerous? There would always be some pro zed group who sets them free and gets everyone on the campus killed. Do you find this valuable?    
BasicallyDead
BasicallyDead
2. RE: zombie antropologist
May 15 2009, 2:00 PM EDT | Post edited: May 15 2009, 2:00 PM EDT
"Where would they get their education? Would they be eligible for financial aid? Wouldn't lab hours be dangerous? There would always be some pro zed group who sets them free and gets everyone on the campus killed. "
Preferably they would be educated since before the outbreak in the areas of medicine, psychology, biology, etc. They would make progress by classic scientific research. For example: you have a test group of zombies and, lets say, you are going to inject a substance in them because your aim is to make them slower or whatever. To make it scientific you will need a test group that is not injected or injected with placebo. That makes the results scientifically proved (to simplify it a bit). They could also study the virus (if it will be a virus) to decide what kind it is.

They would probably be of great importance to all survivors. The concept is to know your enemy and to be able to foresee what reaction from them will be like if this or that happen. They probably would need not that much except test facilities, notebooks (the old fashioned kind), food and specimen.

Lab hours would be dangerous, but the more they would learn the less dangerous. The environment needs to be controlled, with guards and vault doors etc.

Pro zed groups would not be tolerated. Maybe such people could come in handy in the experiments though. Like in the search for a cure you will need specimen that are not too damaged in the physique.
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Shawnzx
Shawnzx
3. RE: zombie antropologist
May 15 2009, 2:07 PM EDT | Post edited: May 15 2009, 2:07 PM EDT
"Preferably they would be educated since before the outbreak in the areas of medicine, psychology, biology, etc. They would make progress by classic scientific research. For example: you have a test group of zombies and, lets say, you are going to inject a substance in them because your aim is to make them slower or whatever. To make it scientific you will need a test group that is not injected or injected with placebo. That makes the results scientifically proved (to simplify it a bit). They could also study the virus (if it will be a virus) to decide what kind it is.

They would probably be of great importance to all survivors. The concept is to know your enemy and to be able to foresee what reaction from them will be like if this or that happen. They probably would need not that much except test facilities, notebooks (the old fashioned kind), food and specimen.

Lab hours would be dangerous, but the more they would learn the less dangerous. The environment needs to be controlled, with guards and vault doors etc.

Pro zed groups would not be tolerated. Maybe such people could come in handy in the experiments though. Like in the search for a cure you will need specimen that are not too damaged in the physique."
just kill the fucking thigns, no need to study.
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necroslaughter
necroslaughter
4. RE: zombie antropologist
May 15 2009, 3:08 PM EDT | Post edited: May 15 2009, 3:08 PM EDT
"Preferably they would be educated since before the outbreak in the areas of medicine, psychology, biology, etc. They would make progress by classic scientific research. For example: you have a test group of zombies and, lets say, you are going to inject a substance in them because your aim is to make them slower or whatever. To make it scientific you will need a test group that is not injected or injected with placebo. That makes the results scientifically proved (to simplify it a bit). They could also study the virus (if it will be a virus) to decide what kind it is.

They would probably be of great importance to all survivors. The concept is to know your enemy and to be able to foresee what reaction from them will be like if this or that happen. They probably would need not that much except test facilities, notebooks (the old fashioned kind), food and specimen.

Lab hours would be dangerous, but the more they would learn the less dangerous. The environment needs to be controlled, with guards and vault doors etc.

Pro zed groups would not be tolerated. Maybe such people could come in handy in the experiments though. Like in the search for a cure you will need specimen that are not too damaged in the physique."
You need zeds to study so you can’t study them before the outbreak because once you have one to study you have the outbreak. It’s kind of a catch 22. I agree there would be a need to study them like in the movie when they had the scientist in the bunker with the soldiers (can’t remember the name-not any of the mall ones) they used to keep the Zs in a tunnel and called the head researcher Frankenstein. He had the one Z on a chain named Bubb. However, as the movie said a cure would be useless maybe a vaccination would be OK but that would only work if the Zs didn’t rip you apart. You would need to introduce a virus that attacked whatever it was that made the Zs but left the rest of us alone.
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BasicallyDead
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5. RE: zombie antropologist
May 16 2009, 5:58 AM EDT | Post edited: May 18 2009, 6:08 AM EDT
"You need zeds to study so you can’t study them before the outbreak because once you have one to study you have the outbreak. It’s kind of a catch 22. I agree there would be a need to study them like in the movie when they had the scientist in the bunker with the soldiers (can’t remember the name-not any of the mall ones) they used to keep the Zs in a tunnel and called the head researcher Frankenstein. He had the one Z on a chain named Bubb. However, as the movie said a cure would be useless maybe a vaccination would be OK but that would only work if the Zs didn’t rip you apart. You would need to introduce a virus that attacked whatever it was that made the Zs but left the rest of us alone. "
Of course these people would have no previous experience with Zs before the outbreak. What I meant was that they would have had some experience with humans or animals since such people would be more suited than a librarian, lawyer or sawmill worker. The scientists would try to determine the parameters which makes the Zs unique in relation to their human counterpart. I think this would be valuable. Your virus and counter-virus idea would be a valuable field of research, definitely.

Let´s discuss the behaviorists as well. They could contribute a great deal to field strategy, how to distract the Zs and maybe develop more methods how to neutralize their violent behavior. They would work close to the "biologists" and maybe they could come up with ideas that would make life easier for the soldiers and all others. They would research what exactly catches the interest of the Zs.

Opinions?
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EgAce
EgAce
6. RE: zombie antropologist
Jul 16 2009, 4:20 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 16 2009, 4:20 PM EDT
My question is, would a vaccine create living Zombies? And, is the virus just the common flu with a certain property? As you may, may not know, cells have receptors that fit perfectly to a virus. Kind of like (cell)-< <-(virus or chemical message)
Anyway, a vaccine is a dead or weakened version of the virus that goes into a cell. So, it would have to be dead in this case, with the Rna/Dna inside of it removed. However, it is still a possibility that just the shape of the virus may trigger a reaction, and that may be what causes the person to die.
Or it could be the protein coating of the virus that makes it so deadly. This is possible because our body is used to fighting off viruses that are made with a protein coating, and a small rna/dna packet inside. What if, instead of a protein coating, it was something else? Our white blood cells could not digest it, stick to it, burn through it, or kill it in any way, thereby killing most of the cells/taking over our body.
However another possibility: if the virus just commandeered the cells instead of actually killing them, would that make it possible for it to become a “zombie”? As I mentioned before, the virus would have Rna/Dna inside of it, and if it usually replaces the cells working genetic material with its own, thereby making new viruses. What if, instead of replacing, it added? The cells would produce new viruses, and the cells would still be able to function (theoretically).
All that I am lacking in this theory is the incessant drive to bite people. It could be that a few few sinapses are fired post death, and the virus could take over brain cells, with its only purpose to spread. The synapses firing could make the connection to other people, and start walking. However, this is all speculation, so please correct me if I am wrong.
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