"HMM 72, not alot of time for me, i live in the middle of freking NOWARE (not kidding) but its ok beacause i have 1: an AK-47 full of ammo. 2: lots of wood to boared up my house. 3: my closest nahbor is my cousin, and he has got a fort of a house already, its nicely placed on a hill and overlooking the entire area, hes got LOTS OF FOOD AND WATER and his dad is a survivalist, so we would make him captin right away, plus my cousin is into zombies, so in his spare time he makes weapons out of sticks and rocks and stuff! 4: i have my own car (pickup). 5: all of my naboors have seen a mountin lion so they ALL have some tipe of HIGH caliber rifle! (im set, are you)"

"May I suggest spell check and proof reading, seriously. And try seperating the bullet points, you'll get more people to read it that way. And just because your neighbors have high powered rifles doesn't mean you do. All that means is that you may be sitting in your kitchen during the outbreak and they start sending rounds in through the window."

"hey ive got an AK! AK! thats a kaloshnakov i shoot it every single day! dont have a high powerd rifle HMF! and they are at least a mile away from me! "