"*nuclear facepalm*"

"*nuclear facepalm*

AND

I've owned a Siberian Husky smarter than you.

AND

By the way, way to be fucking original, most of that is from the ZSG.

AND

Hooray! We've got an expert Mall Ninja teaching us! We are saved."

"I get a kick out of the jackassery that people display on the internet. I assume that y'all want to be known as useless pricks without an original statement among you.

If not, then here are 5.5 free tips for you, my friends:

1) Only say things to people on the internet that you'd say to them if they were standing in front of you.

2) Actually give the object of your critisism (a) Advice, (b) An explainaition for why you're saying what you're saying, or (c) All of the above.

3) Get over yourself. Regardless of your possition in the "real" world, and regardless of what you think the size of your "e-penis," as some would say, is, you're not the boss on here, and your opinion of your genitals has no effect on our opinions of you.

4) Un-called-for profanity only makes you look like a moody 12-year-old.

5) Never, ever threaten to pistol-whip my fat ass. ;-)

Remember those five points, children, and people will actually like you. :-O

Oh, and never use emoticons. 0.o"

"List of people not allowed
Nerds
Geeks
Losers
Pussies
Ugly Dumb Blondes (Can be used as bait at best)
Maniacs
Psychos
People I don’t like
List of recommended people
Jocks
Former Soldiers
Current Soldiers
Cops
Anyone who knows how to use a gun
Ninjas
Samurai
Shaolin Monks
SWAT team members
Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnssssssss
Master Chiefs
Anyone who knows how to survive in the wild
Hot Horny Babes (at least two to a male) (we're gonna have to repopulate the world sooner or later) "

"I got dibs on all the hot dumb Canadian blondes he rejects."

"Well, that eliminates almost everyone who you are likely to encounter. And I doubt the former soldiers would want you.

And inu-dude25, I think that he might be both"