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timberrattler |
The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 12 2009, 11:00 PM EDT
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This is a redneck honkey tonk where you can kick back, relax and take a break while the world falls apart around you.Its set up in a tobacco barn at the boot tip of Indiana where the Walbash and Ohio rivers meet. Theres no need to look over your shoulder we got ourselves a wall and if they breach that head for the boats. The specials today are turtle soup and deer bologna and Hoosier homebrew is always on tap. Hand rolled cigars imported from Kentucky are a .38spl a piece. Marry Jane straight from Perry County is available to folks into that sort of thing for a .357mag. If any of the zombie heads mounted on the walls are any relation to you just ask and one of the employees will take it down. If this isn't your sort of thing be sure to check out the "Totally Off Topic Tropical Titty Twister Bar and Smoker Shack" and if your looking to trade check out "Zombiehunter14's Trade Wagon". Both quaility establishments. Looking for a talk show? Flip the channel to "The Zombie Hour". Thank you for your support. 6 out of 6 found this valuable. Do you?
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zombiehunter14 |
1. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 12 2009, 11:11 PM EDT
Good....ahh i guess night to you Timber i'll take some of that turtle soup
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timberrattler |
2. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 12 2009, 11:19 PM EDT
"Good....ahh i guess night to you Timber i'll take some of that turtle soup"One hot bowl of soup coming up. How's the trading going? Do you find this valuable? |
kyallroad |
3. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 12 2009, 11:20 PM EDT
A good cigar is rolled on the thighs of virgins. If yours are imported from kentucky theu must have been fast virgins, fast enough to outrun paw and her brothers anyway.....Seriously, I like the atmosphere you describe, it's my kind of place. I brew a mean beer myself though, that hoosier brew better be good. Do you find this valuable? |
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zombiehunter14 |
4. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 12 2009, 11:29 PM EDT
Well not much because of the little fiasco you pulled but thanks to you people are intrested in the trade wagon.
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zombiehunter14 |
5. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 12 2009, 11:37 PM EDT
"Well not much because of the little fiasco you pulled but thanks to you people are intrested in the trade wagon."BTW the soup is great. Do you find this valuable? |
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timberrattler |
6. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 12:08 AM EDT
"A good cigar is rolled on the thighs of virgins. If yours are imported from kentucky theu must have been fast virgins, fast enough to outrun paw and her brothers anyway.....You won't be disapointed. Welcome to the ranch pull up a straw bale and sit a spell. We also got some mean grain alcohol if you don't mind waking up on the barn roof with a hangover from hell. Don't be so hard on Kentukians though they're right across the river and the ones I know can trim a gnat's toenails with a rifle a half a mile away. Do you find this valuable? |
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timberrattler |
7. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 1:30 PM EDT
*crickets chirping*Damn opening a resturant is brutal. I do offer salads to the vegetarian crowd. Just don't mention PETA around here if you don't want to go for a swim in the Ohio. Do you find this valuable? |
thebayouboy |
8. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 1:41 PM EDT
Yes, new establishments are hard to get going. I tried starting a small business once and ended up going into debt.
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LWJ2009 |
9. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 1:44 PM EDT
"*crickets chirping*How about some thin sliced, breaded rocky mountain oysters with some marinara sauce and a draft home brew? 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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timberrattler |
10. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 1:54 PM EDT
"How about some thin sliced, breaded rocky mountain oysters with Lsome marinara sauce and a draft home brew?"You got it LWJ! Hope you like the beer. My bicycle courier didn't make it through or I'd get you a Bud Light. Anyone out there want to take a scavenging job rounding up old world beer? I got a nice room in the loft for a brave soul who can get me authentic old world items. Hope you like them oysters I made some boars into barrows just this morning. I hope corn meals alright for breading. We are in Indiana after all. Do you find this valuable? |
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timberrattler |
11. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 1:59 PM EDT
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I'm also looking for trophy zombie heads to mount on the walls. I'll count them as a trophy if its someone famous. Bring me back some zombie celebrities to hang on the wall and the drinks will be on the house.
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zombiehunter14 |
12. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 2:08 PM EDT
"You got it LWJ! Hope you like the beer. My bicycle courier didn't make it through or I'd get you a Bud Light. Anyone out there want to take a scavenging job rounding up old world beer? I got a nice room in the loft for a brave soul who can get me authentic old world items.Well head on over to the trade wagon i'm sure i got some old world item you might like. Do you find this valuable? |
PedroAsani |
13. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 3:14 PM EDT
"I'm also looking for trophy zombie heads to mount on the walls. I'll count them as a trophy if its someone famous. Bring me back some zombie celebrities to hang on the wall and the drinks will be on the house."free drinks? Time to go hunting! 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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thebayouboy |
14. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 6:13 PM EDT
I searched far and very near.found: full bottle of JD full bottle of cheap tequila half bottle of cheap rum half bottle of cheap vodka almost full bottle of Jager almost full bottle of Godiva almost full bottle of peppermint schnapps 21 cans of BL and CL 9 bottles of various fruity smirnoff 1 bottle of margarita mix 1 bottle of bloody mary mix 1 bottle of mudslide mix 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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timberrattler |
15. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 7:16 PM EDT
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"I searched far and very near.Well done bayou! Good selection of hooch too. You got yourself a room in the loft. Seeing how you know what country boys like to drink how would you like a job tending bar? Other than what you brought me we have homebrew, white lightning, and my favorite homemade wine, elderberry. The special on the menu today is barbequed pulled pork and the soup of the day is Burgo. Theres a big jar of pickled eggs at the end of the bar if anyone is brave enough to try one. They were in here when I took over the place. Do you find this valuable? |
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thebayouboy |
16. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 7:21 PM EDT
I'll take the janitorial job if there is an opening.... but as far as bathrooms go I use a water hose.
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timberrattler |
17. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 7:28 PM EDT
"I'll take the janitorial job if there is an opening.... but as far as bathrooms go I use a water hose."Buddy you wanna be the janitor thats fine with me. Its official your the mop jockey around here. Heres your coveralls wear them with pride. Do you find this valuable? |
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thebayouboy |
18. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 7:31 PM EDT
As much time as I've spent cleaning up after coworkers and being "a rich man's nigger" I don't mind cleaning up after useful folks.
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John_234 |
19. RE: The Rattlesnake Ranch Bar and Grill
Aug 13 2009, 7:32 PM EDT
I really am out of place here.
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