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PedroAsani |
1. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 15 2009, 3:03 PM EDT
I intend to have thousands of rolls stocked up. Got to have loads of basics.
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ZombiePHD4me |
2. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 23 2009, 8:54 PM EDT
"I intend to have thousands of rolls stocked up. Got to have loads of basics."Elephant ear plant have broad paperlike leaves all over utah... easy and it renews itself. use the would have been tp storage for some indoor grow room for foods. Do you find this valuable? |
timberrattler |
3. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 23 2009, 10:27 PM EDT
Lamb's ear makes good tp and is renewable as well. Also a corn cob will do the job but isn't the most comfortable thing in the world.
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ironhand |
4. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 23 2009, 10:40 PM EDT
"Lamb's ear makes good tp and is renewable as well. Also a corn cob will do the job but isn't the most comfortable thing in the world."LOL! You're killing me : P I'm gonna go with TP stock, then kleenex, then paper towels, then cut up t-shirts or towels....then scrounge more. It's gonna be a LONG time before I get to leaves. Do you find this valuable? |
3DayAsylum |
5. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 23 2009, 11:13 PM EDT
Or, you can use magazines, like that one Tiger Boop teenage magazine that you see on the shelf."Hey, that magazine looks faggy! Let's use it as TP!" Or, terrible literature. For example: romance novels. Do you find this valuable? |
kyallroad |
6. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 23 2009, 11:15 PM EDT
TP is a fairly recent invention. It wasn't until the thirties that charmin could be "guaranteed splinter free"!!!!!????? WTF is up with that?Societies without a lot of trees had to come up with alternatives. Anyone wonder why middle eastern cultures find it rude to offer anything with the left hand? No trees=no paper-no wiping. They used their hand and rinsed it with a bit of water! Good reason to eat with your right only eh? If pressed I and my group would use rags of some sort and low person on the totem pole has to do laundry. Do you find this valuable? |
CyprusBill |
7. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 24 2009, 1:24 AM EDT
Since it sounds like most people are going to switch to bartering for supplies and cash will be pretty much worthless, use any cash you loot from abandoned stores or dead bodies for TP!HA! TP will be worth its weight in gold, and you'll be wiping your ass with $100s!! That's just funny. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
Littlejon126 |
8. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 24 2009, 2:01 AM EDT
Thank you Kyallroad. I was literally starting my response off the same way. If you can't figure out some sort of substitute for TP, odds are that you're not going to last long against the zombies. You'll be caught "with your pants down..." Haha. Do you find this valuable? |
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Carnack |
10. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 24 2009, 2:28 AM EDT
"Or, you can use magazines, like that one Tiger Boop teenage magazine that you see on the shelf.I like romance novels truthfully. Oh I like action in them. The Dark Hunter series is good. Immortal warriors fighting for gods and goddesses. Do you find this valuable? |
StrykerPez |
11. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 24 2009, 3:37 AM EDT
If you have some sort of pressurized water at your fortress, just make a bidet. They work... not my cup o' tea, but they work.
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Freelancer47 |
12. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 24 2009, 4:21 AM EDT
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Leaves, Old newspapers, magazines... I can make due. I'm not Farking worried about TP so much as food, shelter, & water. Also, if you don't have pressurized water where you are at do this:Get some Non-potable water, place it in a 1 liter plastic bottle (bottle must have a cap), and punch a few holes in the cap. "How does this help?" you might be asking the silly FL47. Here's how: It works the same way for cleaning your bottom as it does for an impromptu shower. If you have a 1 liter bottle full of water & have the cap punctured, guess what... if you squeeze the bottle, you get Water Pressure. Naturally, you have to work from.... I'm sorry, I have to say it this way.... ...Crack topside to Crack bottom side. Once that's done, grab some TP/newspaper/soft cover of "Twilight"/etc and, um, remove the debris. I can't believe I just went into detail on how to clean your Bum on a web site. I really, REALLY, hope this helps. -Reluctantly= Freelancer47 (ugh) Do you find this valuable? |
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ironhand |
13. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 24 2009, 6:26 AM EDT
"Leaves, Old newspapers, magazines... I can make due. I'm not Farking worried about TP so much as food, shelter, & water. Also, if you don't have pressurized water where you are at do this:...just choked on my coffee....ROFLMAO! um....I ain't gonna ask, but thanks to Freelancer for that very instructional tip : ) Do you find this valuable? |
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Freelancer47 |
14. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 24 2009, 6:49 AM EDT
"...just choked on my coffee....ROFLMAO!Hey bro... every little bit helps. I'm going to cry in a corner right now. Do you find this valuable? |
Akerris |
15. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 24 2009, 7:40 AM EDT
"what are you gonna do without T.P.?"Soak old corncobs in water. I think the pioneers used to do it. Do you find this valuable? |
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DevilNuts |
16. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 24 2009, 10:14 AM EDT
I'm training myself for the apocalypse by wiping my ass with 20 grit sandpaper.
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StrykerPez |
17. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 24 2009, 10:38 AM EDT
literally LOL'd
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necroslaughter |
18. RE: what about the tp damnit
Aug 24 2009, 4:57 PM EDT
"Leaves, Old newspapers, magazines... I can make due. I'm not Farking worried about TP so much as food, shelter, & water. Also, if you don't have pressurized water where you are at do this:I served cold, wet, dirty, hungry, tired, wired, homesick-you name it but nothing is as annoying as having that annoying damn itch/burn from a "cheap wipe." It's funny how everyone winds up with their own way much like DN Marines tend to horde baby wipes. The best I had seen was using a haji shirt. it was clean. He seems to have expired from a 5.56mm headache. That was a little much for me I stuck to bed sheets or anything else that I could find that was clean and absorbent. Do you find this valuable? |
Knuxz |
19. RE: what about the tp damnit
Dec 5 2010, 11:48 PM EST
"I'm training myself for the apocalypse by wiping my ass with 20 grit sandpaper. "Laughed so hard I almost dropped my laptop. Thank you DN for your expected LOLs. Do you find this valuable? |
