"isn't this this member's second post about dual AA-12s?

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"That's it you've had it! You can't stand it any more! zombies moaning day in day out! There's only 1 way to stop the moaning...kill them all. This is it you're going to leave the safety of your fort and probably sacrifice your live to take out as many as you can and go out in a fiery blaze of glory! This is what to do if you snap and go on a reckless killing spree. This will show you how to put your insanity to good use and make sure you don't waste your martyrdom.

1)Load up with every weapon you can find. Even if you know it won't kill them use it anyway. Bring a stapler while you're at it! Who cares? You're insane!
2)Pack explosives. This part is the main event so to speak. Explosives are essential if you want to become a zombie. Can be as complex as military grade plastic explosives to something as simple as a Molotov cocktail. As long as it'll kill anything in close proximity it'll do.
3)Now you're ready to go on your murderous rampage. so go out and instead of running into the middle of them like a car bomber have them come to you and pick off as many as you can before being bitten.
4)You've been bitten and fallen to the ground! they're gnawing on your bones! This is where the explosives come in handy. The explosion goes off and everything in the area is decimated. You're but instead of adding the zombie population you just helped reduce it."

"That's it you've had it! You can't stand it any more! zombies moaning day in day out! There's only 1 way to stop the moaning...kill them all. This is it you're going to leave the safety of your fort and probably sacrifice your live to take out as many as you can and go out in a fiery blaze of glory! This is what to do if you snap and go on a reckless killing spree. This will show you how to put your insanity to good use and make sure you don't waste your martyrdom.

1)Load up with every weapon you can find. Even if you know it won't kill them use it anyway. Bring a stapler while you're at it! Who cares? You're insane!
2)Pack explosives. This part is the main event so to speak. Explosives are essential if you want to become a zombie. Can be as complex as military grade plastic explosives to something as simple as a Molotov cocktail. As long as it'll kill anything in close proximity it'll do.
3)Now you're ready to go on your murderous rampage. so go out and instead of running into the middle of them like a car bomber have them come to you and pick off as many as you can before being bitten.
4)You've been bitten and fallen to the ground! they're gnawing on your bones! This is where the explosives come in handy. The explosion goes off and everything in the area is decimated. You're but instead of adding the zombie population you just helped reduce it."

"Hey guys, just entertain the thought of this for a second, were often so serous around here I think it's about time we had some fun. It's not like this is real or anything, we can afford to let our imaginations wander at times.

I know some of you have ideas in your head that you thought of and said "you know that's really cool but not practical at all." Well knows the time to just go with it. Chainsaws, running a car through a hoard of undead, chucking explosives out of a hot air balloon, or just running around with a huge battle ax."