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poke2000	Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 13 2009, 3:55 AM EST Alright, First off an apology because I got this idea from another forum so if Im in violation of house rules please let me know. The rules are as follows: Its got to be funny as heck to earn the absolute bragging rights because thats all I have to offer due to the fact that Im broke. The judges will be our moderators if & when they ever get a chance. Let me start: When a zombie outbreak happens the craziest thing anyone could do is run around at a cosplay convention filled with zeds as a giant brain costume dragging brains on a rope with a huge boombox strapped on your back trying to sing staying alive in karaoke on an open stage in the middle of the convention hall. Post reply 0 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you? Keyword tags: Fun Zombie Polls Questions polls zombie questions
agentaaa	1. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 13 2009, 1:15 PM EST two words. flamethrower. zombie. fire zombie. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
DLOWTHEMAD	2. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 13 2009, 1:16 PM EST LOLZ that what I thought too.... What about go to walmart Post reply Do you find this valuable?
poke2000	3. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 13 2009, 3:56 PM EST "two words. flamethrower. zombie. fire zombie." How about if we said trying to reinact MJ Thriller & Pepsi comercial staring MJ himself and 250 other zombies all by yourself. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
poke2000	4. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 13 2009, 4:06 PM EST "LOLZ that what I thought too.... What about go to walmart" OK, How about if we said going to Walmart armed with only a paperclip & dressed in a Naruto costume and a cow bell around your neck with 500lb. wieghts strapped to your ankles. While the zombies are wearing nothing but G-strings & thongs. Man! What a terrible way to die. Just the dying thought of being consumed by zombies in skimpy underwear. Post reply 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
SasquatchJim	5. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 13 2009, 6:04 PM EST I would have to say that the stupidest thing anyone can do is read the ZSG and believe they're a badass. This will get more people killed than anything I can think of. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
poke2000	6. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 13 2009, 9:51 PM EST "I would have to say that the stupidest thing anyone can do is read the ZSG and believe they're a badass. This will get more people killed than anything I can think of." Im sorry to say this, But good point! Its a serious view of it though. I was going to add a funny point of view but your post should remain as a reminder that we can read all the info we want, we could learn & teach ourselves all we can but nothing beats common sense & safety. I bet you could come up with something thats funny and better though. Dont forget the double tap that zombie lying on floor next to you. Haa Haa...Lol.... Post reply Do you find this valuable?
ZombieButcher	7. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 13 2009, 10:57 PM EST Wow. Just wow. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
poke2000	8. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 14 2009, 3:40 AM EST "Wow. Just wow." Sheeesh! I wonder what it will take to get you intellegent people to release your inner funny bone. I can just imagine if some of us were stuck in a bunker together with a million zed outside. Id be bored by now. Just have someone remind me to bring along a famous comedian when the outbreak starts, I can tell you that person better be good or else I might chuck that person to the zed by the end of day 3 or sooner. Ok, how about if I throw in an old toothbrush & an empty box of brownies. Lol.... Post reply 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
StrykerPez	9. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 14 2009, 4:23 AM EST In real life the stupidest thing one could do is find the zombie apocalypse funny. In playtime land, I suppose it would have to be trying to have intercourse with a zombie. And one more thing. Poke2000, I really hope you are not a duplicate account of Pokecrazy. Otherwise if you have no idea of what I'm talking about then have fun. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Freelancer47	10. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 14 2009, 4:50 AM EST "In real life the stupidest thing one could do is find the zombie apocalypse funny. In playtime land, I suppose it would have to be trying to have intercourse with a zombie. And one more thing. Poke2000, I really hope you are not a duplicate account of Pokecrazy. Otherwise if you have no idea of what I'm talking about then have fun. " I've said it before... I can take a short walk Monday morning to see the wetpaint staff. I am here in Seattle ya know! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
SasquatchJim	11. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 14 2009, 9:28 AM EST "Im sorry to say this, But good point! Its a serious view of it though. I was going to add a funny point of view but your post should remain as a reminder that we can read all the info we want, we could learn & teach ourselves all we can but nothing beats common sense & safety. I bet you could come up with something thats funny and better though. Dont forget the double tap that zombie lying on floor next to you. Haa Haa...Lol.... " Oh, sorry, I thought this was supposed to be serious. Okay, then, something funny: Walk around in a zombie costume. Not only will the zombies eat you, humans will attack you as well. Okay, that wasn't really funny. I'll try again. Walk around the entire time wearing no pants. You know you've always wanted to moon people... Post reply Do you find this valuable?
ZombieButcher	12. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 14 2009, 11:41 AM EST Cross dress, get hooked up with a male survivor, develop an intimate relationship, then tell him your a man. Post reply 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
DLOWTHEMAD	13. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 14 2009, 7:30 PM EST Find the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and drive it around screaming "free brains!" and stop in a populated area. Post reply 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
SasquatchJim	14. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 15 2009, 9:54 AM EST Here's one from the "improvised weapon" thread: wear a mask of a President (I prefer either Bush or Clinton, for pure comedic value.) Try to use their quotes or history a battle cries. For example, for T. Roosevelt: "Walk softly, and carry a big stick, and kick some serious zombie ass!" Post reply 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
John_234	15. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 15 2009, 12:49 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 15 2009, 4:11 PM EST EDIT: Taken back, mistook user, was overtly callous. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
poke2000	16. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 15 2009, 3:59 PM EST "In real life the stupidest thing one could do is find the zombie apocalypse funny. In playtime land, I suppose it would have to be trying to have intercourse with a zombie. And one more thing. Poke2000, I really hope you are not a duplicate account of Pokecrazy. Otherwise if you have no idea of what I'm talking about then have fun. " By all means kind sir, A zombie apocalypse isn't funny at all. In a matter a fact any kind of possible outbreak wouldn't be funny at all. Just imagine the stress of the survivors and what they would be going through in a H1N1 pandemic that was really out of control. At least in a zombie outbreak the theory of outbreak is a controled one. So far an undead outbreak hasn't occured but its viable one due to the aspects of possible viral mutations of the current ones we have existing. I dont want to rant on & on but Im trying to find new material on how a smart average internet citizen would cope in a situation to relieve stress in unorthodox ways. I promise if you contribute I'll post your story as from zombie worm to protect your Identity. By the was you mentioned something about another identical post a pokecrazy. I could use more info pretaining about his work that way maybe It will cut my work load in half. Thanxs..ZW... Oh. by the way the zombie intercourse idea was already taken from a recent DVD movie called zombie diaries & several Hentai/Anime Guro sites. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
poke2000	17. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 15 2009, 4:08 PM EST "Oh, sorry, I thought this was supposed to be serious. Okay, then, something funny: Walk around in a zombie costume. Not only will the zombies eat you, humans will attack you as well. Okay, that wasn't really funny. I'll try again. Walk around the entire time wearing no pants. You know you've always wanted to moon people..." Nudity & courage sounds really interesting. Several months ago in an attack in Afghanistan a marine outpost was attacked. A marine defender fought back wearing only his upper body armor and bright red boxers. It was blogged several times on the internet I believe. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
poke2000	18. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 15 2009, 4:13 PM EST "Find the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and drive it around screaming "free brains!" and stop in a populated area." Got a story for this I'll take it. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
DLOWTHEMAD	19. RE: Re:The most stupid thing anyone could do during a zombie outbreak Nov 15 2009, 4:20 PM EST "Got a story for this I'll take it." No it just seemed stupid to me, with a dash of humor. Have fun with it, just remember me when it's posted. I don't have time to write a story for it, I'm a single dad w/two jobs. Post reply Do you find this valuable?