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Carnack
Carnack
RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:27 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 19 2009, 2:46 PM EST
*A strange and slightly smelly figure places a large seed on the ground and presses an indent on it's top*

*a massive compound grows from the ground*

*engraved on the front gate in glowing red script the words "So, I realized that our original Bar has died. Due to Alzheimer's...
Trust me, it's possible.

And, I present to you, in all of the died down glory, RE: RE: The Bar.


Rules:
If you cannot spell, or correctly use grammar, kindly **** off.
4Chan references are perfectly fine.
AND NOBODY TOUCHES THE GODDAMN BAR!

If you have proven yourself to be ill-suited to be in a *real* bar(minor, or otherwise) then you can just lurk.
If you are a staff member, such as I, and see any of the following people post, please delete the post.
Signed: 3Day. Lord Asskicker In Chief" can be read*

The Bar is back
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Whybother08
Whybother08
1. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:28 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:29 PM EST
*first post*

Nice way to bring back the bar.

*Walks in, and sits down at the same bar stool as I did in the Valhalla*
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Carnack
Carnack
2. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:32 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:32 PM EST
*Carnack walks in* Hey The Bars's back. How'd that heppen? Do you find this valuable?    
Whybother08
Whybother08
3. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:35 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:35 PM EST
*touches the goddamn bar*

Hehe...
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Carnack
Carnack
4. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:36 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:36 PM EST
"*touches the goddamn bar*

Hehe..."
*a massive shock shoots through the stool into WBs pants*
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Whybother08
Whybother08
5. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:38 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:38 PM EST
"*a massive shock shoots through the stool into WBs pants* "
*Wearing rubber-lined jeans*

Ah, fighting with contradictions. This IS the bar!
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Carnack
Carnack
6. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:42 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:42 PM EST
"*Wearing rubber-lined jeans*

Ah, fighting with contradictions. This IS the bar!"
*a hand reaches up from behind the bar and Bltchslaps WB*
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SGTGerman
SGTGerman
7. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:46 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:46 PM EST
*Slight foot steps heard on roof...* 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
Carnack
Carnack
8. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:47 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:47 PM EST
"*Slight foot steps heard on roof...* "
*looks up*
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Whybother08
Whybother08
9. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:49 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:49 PM EST
"*a hand reaches up from behind the bar and Bltchslaps WB*"
*pimpsmacks the back of the hand that slapped me*
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SGTGerman
SGTGerman
10. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:52 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:52 PM EST
"*looks up*"
*The windows shatter as the SGT storms through reinacting Rainbow Six assault tactics armed with same SA80 and bayonet*

DOWN EVERY DOWN! I'M LOOKING FOR A NINJA BY THE NAME OF DEATH and, more importantly... WHERE THE HELLS MY TEA!
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dreadling
dreadling
11. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:53 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:53 PM EST
"*The windows shatter as the SGT storms through reinacting Rainbow Six assault tactics armed with same SA80 and bayonet*

DOWN EVERY DOWN! I'M LOOKING FOR A NINJA BY THE NAME OF DEATH and, more importantly... WHERE THE HELLS MY TEA!"
-dread wanders into the new Bar, clean and content, hauling a crate behind her-


... This tea? You can't let good tea go to waste..
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Carnack
Carnack
12. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:53 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:53 PM EST
"*The windows shatter as the SGT storms through reinacting Rainbow Six assault tactics armed with same SA80 and bayonet*

DOWN EVERY DOWN! I'M LOOKING FOR A NINJA BY THE NAME OF DEATH and, more importantly... WHERE THE HELLS MY TEA!"
*disarms SGT and puts him in a choke hold*
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SGTGerman
SGTGerman
13. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:57 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:57 PM EST
"*disarms SGT and puts him in a choke hold*"
*Angered by the fact lack of tea is caused him to forget to throw in grenade before entry*
*Gasp for breathe*

Dam you Carnack! If I can just reach tea...
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Carnack
Carnack
14. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:57 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:57 PM EST
"-dread wanders into the new Bar, clean and content, hauling a crate behind her-


... This tea? You can't let good tea go to waste.."
Got any rose hip tea?
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dreadling
dreadling
15. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:59 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:59 PM EST
"Got any rose hip tea?"
Ask SGT, it's all his..


And if anyone makes a comment about how very British it was of me to think of the tea, I hope you're well armed >.>

-ponders for a moment-

Then again I DO like my tea..
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SGTGerman
SGTGerman
16. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 5:59 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 5:59 PM EST
"-dread wanders into the new Bar, clean and content, hauling a crate behind her-


... This tea? You can't let good tea go to waste.."
*In last ditch effort slips out of choke hold and dashes to tea!*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

*Energy restored. Turns and faces Carnack*

So, where is he. And nice bar. And what happened to the Tweenys?
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Carnack
Carnack
17. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 6:02 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 6:02 PM EST
"*In last ditch effort slips out of choke hold and dashes to tea!*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

*Energy restored. Turns and faces Carnack*

So, where is he. And nice bar. And what happened to the Tweenys? "
They'll be here. They always find us somehow...

He?

How very British of Dread to think of the tea...
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SGTGerman
SGTGerman
18. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 6:10 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 6:10 PM EST
"They'll be here. They always find us somehow...

He?

How very British of Dread to think of the tea..."
She's a proper British gal. Always thinking of the tea. Top marks.

And dread? we have a score to settle.
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Carnack
Carnack
19. RE: RE: The Bar
Nov 17 2009, 6:11 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 6:11 PM EST
"She's a proper British gal. Always thinking of the tea. Top marks.

And dread? we have a score to settle. "
You brits are nuts...
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