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Honkaloo
Honkaloo
Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 5:57 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 5:57 PM EST
Imagine you're doing whatever is in your daily routine after Z-Day.
You see a huge horde of zombies trying to make somebody (or a small group of people, your choice) into a nice, delicious meal.
However, the survivor(s) is using a weapon that makes you howl with laughter.
What are they using?

My choice is a potato cannon.

Let's get creative people!

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Keyword tags: funny humor weapons
AlexHigginbotham
AlexHigginbotham
1. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 6:44 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 6:44 PM EST
Rolling pin
bull whip
spray bottle filled with water (works on cats right)
a 14 year old in full tactical gear with an airsoft AK-47
harpoon gun (very bad results if not used in water)
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Freelancer47
Freelancer47
2. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 6:48 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 6:48 PM EST
There's been several attempts at threads that go into detail about making a 'Super Soaker Flamethrower'...

THAT (!!) is something I would probably drop my AK & laugh at! Do you find this valuable?    
Honkaloo
Honkaloo
3. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 6:53 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 6:53 PM EST
LMAO! @ both replies
This should turn out to be an interesting thread XD

What about moshing?
(any form. push mosh, hxc dance, etc) 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
AlexHigginbotham
AlexHigginbotham
4. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 7:25 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 7:25 PM EST
I was at a municipal waste show Friday, and if any zombies showed up, we would have never noticed. Would be funny seeing a zed caught up in a circle pit with about 60 people though, he wouldn't know what the **** to do. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
500mag
500mag
5. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 8:09 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 8:09 PM EST
Ignorance! Sorroung yourself with the dumbest people you know and you be safe! Do you find this valuable?    
New-to-the-idea
New-to-the-idea
6. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 8:15 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 8:15 PM EST
dog whistle, works to stop a dog, right? Do you find this valuable?    
survivortype
survivortype
7. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 8:21 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 8:21 PM EST
Pitching machine from a batting cage 3  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
DLOWTHEMAD
DLOWTHEMAD
8. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 9:46 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 9:46 PM EST
"Pitching machine from a batting cage"
Rofl

How about paintball gun with frozen paintballs. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
kinelta
kinelta
9. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 9:50 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 9:50 PM EST
Or popsicles in that potato launcher....

Frozen peas in a kids dart gun... Do you find this valuable?    
Survivor15
Survivor15
10. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 9:55 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 9:55 PM EST
How about a stapler or a frozen turkey leg lolz. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
timberrattler
timberrattler
11. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 10:03 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 10:03 PM EST
I'm going with the deadly wet towel. If I saw somebody jock-popping a zombie with a twisted up towel I'd lol.

Another favorite would be a paintball gun loaded with marbles.

Great origional thread Honkaloo. Way to think outside the box! 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
possumblaster
possumblaster
12. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 10:18 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 10:18 PM EST
I would say: those old 6 shooter cap guns.

Does anyone remember those things? I had one fully loaded running around pretending to blast stuff at 4 years old. However, I finally annoyed my parents enough that they wouldn't buy me any more of the caps for it... :( 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
Honkaloo
Honkaloo
13. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 10:23 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 10:23 PM EST
Everyone's coming up with some hilarious ideas!
:D
And thank you timberrattler, just tryin' to have some fun with it all :D Do you find this valuable?    
SevenExxes
SevenExxes
14. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 10:51 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 10:51 PM EST
A rubber chicken ..

Bring it on!! 3  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
survivortype
survivortype
15. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 15 2009, 11:52 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 15 2009, 11:52 PM EST
Marital aid nunchucks. Do you find this valuable?    
Zombro
Zombro
16. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 16 2009, 1:28 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 16 2009, 1:28 AM EST
hand held tennis ball launcher using frozen water balloons! Do you find this valuable?    
StrykerPez
StrykerPez
17. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 16 2009, 1:29 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 16 2009, 1:29 AM EST
A Dillon Minigun

Just think about it... because you know that in about 58 seconds the ammo is going to run out, giving the "survivor" just enough time to realize that maybe all those guys on ZSDW were right about conserving one's ammo. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

zombie0human156
18. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 16 2009, 3:38 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 16 2009, 3:38 AM EST
the corn head on the combine or the stock chopper on the tractore Do you find this valuable?    
IrishHitman
IrishHitman
19. RE: Hilarious weapons you wish were useful
Dec 16 2009, 2:57 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 16 2009, 2:57 PM EST
I still say a cricket bat is the funniest by far. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
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