"I'll use this plan in the case of a zombie outbreak Class 3. Steps may be modified, eliminated, added or moved to a higher/lower priority depending on the circumstances.

1. Call my close friends and arrange to meet and one of their houses. (Tell them to bring their Zombie Survival Guides!) If the house I have in mind is overrun or for some other reason unfortifiable we'll meet at my place. If my place is overrun (and assuming I'm still alive), we'll meet at my other friend's place. If his house is overrun, we'll meet at one of the nearby stores/schools.

2. Scrub down the bathtub of whatever house we're at as fast as possible and fill it with water. Fill all other clean containers with water. Stock up on food. (If there's time, by out the grocery store. If not, clean out the cupboards!)

3. Gather the rifles, pistols, machetes, knives, crowbars, and any other tools/weapons we can. Assuming the shed hasn't been overrun we should be covered here. If it has, hopefully the garage hasn't. If both have, we'll have to make do with what we can around the house.

4. Pack all the supplies. Make temporary fortifications but be ready to leave quickly. If it's winter, make sure the car has plenty of gas and isn't weighed down with unnecessary supplies. Pack the bikes. If it's summer, plan to go on bike unless a car is absolutely necessary.

5. Head to an isolated part of Alaska.

6. Write in journal and refer to the Zombie Survival Guide as much as possible. Again, be as quiet as possible but KEEP MOVING! Travel by daylight.

8. Escape. Defend. Survive."