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Timizlam
Timizlam
stupid weapons to avoid
Feb 15 2010, 4:21 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2010, 4:21 AM EST
extension cord
This could only be used to tie up or strangle which is incapable of killing a zombie.

books

The only kind that could even faintly kill a zombie are hard cover paperback are completly useless unless your an uber-ninja.

fine china

They would break easily and the only thing that could kill it are the shard of glass

Table fans

The spinning blades wouldn't do jack and most are made of plastic and would be excessively difficult to bash their skull in.

pillows

I don't really have to say how useless this is as a zombie killing weapon. the only use could be to push it out of the way.

gaming consoles good to knock the zombie on it's ass though would break soon after no longer useful as a weapon or for it's intended purpose.

stuffed animals


SEE THE PILLOW SECTION

Pies

can't shatter the skull or decapitate or only use could be to temporarily blind the zombie or fo comical applications and no you can't distract zombies with pie

coffee mugs

see the fine china

plunger

toilet bacteria would't harm it the only thing good is the wood handle.

beer can

unless you can light the alcohol upit's basically like using a pie.

shoe

who throws a shoe honestly useless unless you throw cement boots.

money

sory you can't bribe a zombie to stop it from attacking you.

plastic bags

even though their dumbasses zombiesdon't need air so suffocation is useless. 0  out of 7 found this valuable. Do you?    
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thepanzieman
thepanzieman
1. RE: stupid weapons to avoid
Feb 15 2010, 10:26 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2010, 10:26 AM EST
i have another one
- this thread 4  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
zachy_vengeance
zachy_vengeance
2. RE: stupid weapons to avoid
Feb 15 2010, 2:23 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2010, 2:23 PM EST
Oh wow, thank god for this thread!! I was relying on pillows and fine china for my zombie killing weapons! Thanks for opening my eyes.

You sir, are a genius. 4  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
Knuxz
Knuxz
3. RE: stupid weapons to avoid
Feb 15 2010, 3:04 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2010, 3:04 PM EST
"Oh wow, thank god for this thread!! I was relying on pillows and fine china for my zombie killing weapons! Thanks for opening my eyes.

You sir, are a genius."
Three cheers to sarcasm! Hurah! Hurah! Hurah!

Now seriously, I doubt we need to be told not to use a pillow, but someone who can't even capitalize the first letter of the first word of their sentence. 3  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
EgAce
EgAce
4. RE: stupid weapons to avoid
Feb 15 2010, 3:10 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2010, 3:10 PM EST
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hur *anvil falls on head* Do you find this valuable?    
John_234
John_234
5. RE: stupid weapons to avoid
Feb 15 2010, 3:27 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2010, 3:27 PM EST
Mind blowing amounts of genius, far too much for us dear mortals. I'll have to lock the thread. 3  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?