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samofthedead
paddle saw
Feb 18 2010, 4:36 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 18 2010, 4:36 PM EST
step 1) get an old canou paddle and 2 chainsaws
step 2)with some duck tape strap the 2 chainsaws to the paddle
step 3)slice and dice some zombies with your paddle saw
warning:this contraption is very heavy 4  out of 15 found this valuable. Do you?    
monsterahhh
monsterahhh
1. RE: paddle saw
Feb 18 2010, 7:21 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 18 2010, 7:22 PM EST
Firstly: Duct tape wouldnt be able to hold something in place THAT heavy.you would need some sort of copper wiring.

Secondly: in order to insure the stability of the weapon you shoud drill a hole through it so you can feed the wiring thru the hole to loop it around the intire 2 chainsaws. you know what i mean.

Thirdly: extra fuel for the chainsaw.

=)

just what i think.

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urd
2. RE: paddle saw
Mar 15 2010, 2:05 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 15 2010, 2:05 PM EDT
im going to jump in on this one beucase i think you are both wrong yes it will work either way two you have to put the paddle saw onto something like a shopping cart or something with wheels in oder for it to not tear off and saw off a limb of the user trying to save his or someone elses life and plus it's kind of dumb arguing with someones idea. my plan wuld be to run intill i found something i thought was really really usful like anthing id use a computer screen to knock out a zombie at the time and then run then use a pogo stick and then something i know that will keep my alive long enough to find a lemon merrange pie because it's my favorite and i would love to eat one before i get eaten alive or worse turning into one of them then tryig to eat someone else that would prob taste like chicken or maybe beef or even pork so yes. for the sake of us to stay alive work together plz 0  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
PedroAsani
PedroAsani
3. RE: paddle saw
Mar 15 2010, 2:35 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 15 2010, 2:35 PM EDT
"im going to jump in on this one beucase i think you are both wrong yes it will work either way two you have to put the paddle saw onto something like a shopping cart or something with wheels in oder for it to not tear off and saw off a limb of the user trying to save his or someone elses life and plus it's kind of dumb arguing with someones idea. my plan wuld be to run intill i found something i thought was really really usful like anthing id use a computer screen to knock out a zombie at the time and then run then use a pogo stick and then something i know that will keep my alive long enough to find a lemon merrange pie because it's my favorite and i would love to eat one before i get eaten alive or worse turning into one of them then tryig to eat someone else that would prob taste like chicken or maybe beef or even pork so yes. for the sake of us to stay alive work together plz"
Stop. You are hurting my eyes and brain.

Unless you write clearly, nobody is going to bother reading your inane drivel. 3  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
4. RE: paddle saw
Mar 15 2010, 9:03 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 15 2010, 9:05 PM EDT
"Stop. You are hurting my eyes and brain.

Unless you write clearly, nobody is going to bother reading your inane drivel."
I didn't.
Obviously, this is from DR2. Rule number 1: Video game ideas don't normally work in real life.

@ The OP: I don't know about you, but I'm not swinging two giant, fast-moving blades around my body. There are easier ways of killing myself. Let alone the facts of weight, gas, etc.

If you really want to, you'd be better off bolting a meat cleaver to the end. At least you're in less danger of decapitating yourself.

Has urd been banned yet?
Edit: Good. Do you find this valuable?    
theghostnthedarkness
theghostnthedarkness
5. RE: paddle saw
Mar 15 2010, 9:12 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 15 2010, 9:12 PM EDT
"Stop. You are hurting my eyes and brain.

Unless you write clearly, nobody is going to bother reading your inane drivel."
pedro when you insult a dummy you cant use $2 words like inane. when you do they dont even understand the insult. and thats no fun.

and damn you sasquatchjim, i was gonna be the first one to point out where samofthedeads idea came from. at least im not the only one that likes dead rising. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
6. RE: paddle saw
Mar 16 2010, 5:13 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 16 2010, 5:13 PM EDT
"

and damn you sasquatchjim, i was gonna be the first one to point out where samofthedeads idea came from. at least im not the only one that likes dead rising."
Have you met BWMgg6? Y'all would get along well.

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theghostnthedarkness
theghostnthedarkness
7. RE: paddle saw
Mar 16 2010, 7:18 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 16 2010, 7:18 PM EDT
"Have you met BWMgg6? Y'all would get along well.

"
no. why's that
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SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
8. RE: paddle saw
Mar 16 2010, 8:38 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 16 2010, 8:38 PM EDT
"no. why's that
"
He's our resident Dead Rising fanatic. Apparenlty he plays it almost nonstop (no offense if you're reading this, BWM.) He hasn't been on much recently. Do you find this valuable?    
zachy_vengeance
zachy_vengeance
9. RE: paddle saw
Mar 16 2010, 10:51 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 16 2010, 10:51 PM EDT
"He's our resident Dead Rising fanatic."
He must not have played the Wii version. So dissapointing. Do you find this valuable?    
Akerris
Akerris
10. RE: paddle saw
Mar 17 2010, 7:45 AM EDT | Post edited: Mar 17 2010, 7:45 AM EDT
"step 1) get an old canou paddle and 2 chainsaws
step 2)with some duck tape strap the 2 chainsaws to the paddle
step 3)slice and dice some zombies with your paddle saw
warning:this contraption is very heavy"
Step 1: Get several pork tenderloins.
Step 2: Get some duct tape and attach the meat to your person.
Step 3: Soak yourself in a kiddie pool of soy sauce, bourbon and Old Bay.
warning: undercooked meat can cause sickness or illness Do you find this valuable?    
theghostnthedarkness
theghostnthedarkness
11. RE: paddle saw
Mar 17 2010, 8:07 AM EDT | Post edited: Mar 17 2010, 8:07 AM EDT
"Step 1: Get several pork tenderloins.
Step 2: Get some duct tape and attach the meat to your person.
Step 3: Soak yourself in a kiddie pool of soy sauce, bourbon and Old Bay.
warning: undercooked meat can cause sickness or illness"
lol. thats the meat suit from jackass the movie. Do you find this valuable?    

Catlord98765
12. RE: paddle saw
Mar 17 2010, 7:37 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 17 2010, 7:37 PM EDT
actually a paddle saw would be a very bad idie......
1st off it would require getting really close to the zombies.... BAD IDIA
2nd zombies bite
3rd it would be to heavy to really do anything with
4th it gets to close to the zombies
5th getting close to zombies is bad
7th zombie bites will turn you into a zombie
8th you might be able to see what your doing in zombie form (this is a rumer, not yet confermed)
9th you have no controll over yourself in zombie form
10th you cant path a kindergarden math test in zombie form (although you probably couldent anyway) Do you find this valuable?    
Akerris
Akerris
13. RE: paddle saw
Mar 18 2010, 7:25 AM EDT | Post edited: Mar 18 2010, 7:25 AM EDT
"actually a paddle saw would be a very bad idie......
1st off it would require getting really close to the zombies.... BAD IDIA
2nd zombies bite
3rd it would be to heavy to really do anything with
4th it gets to close to the zombies
5th getting close to zombies is bad
7th zombie bites will turn you into a zombie
8th you might be able to see what your doing in zombie form (this is a rumer, not yet confermed)
9th you have no controll over yourself in zombie form
10th you cant path a kindergarden math test in zombie form (although you probably couldent anyway)"
Shift key, spellcheck, avatar, and something we don't know..... Do you find this valuable?    
theghostnthedarkness
theghostnthedarkness
14. RE: paddle saw
Mar 18 2010, 7:58 AM EDT | Post edited: Mar 18 2010, 7:58 AM EDT
"Shift key, spellcheck, avatar, and something we don't know....."
everything akerris mentioned would have been a good IDIA Do you find this valuable?    
AlexHigginbotham
AlexHigginbotham
15. RE: paddle saw
Mar 18 2010, 8:37 AM EDT | Post edited: Mar 18 2010, 8:37 AM EDT
"10th you cant path a kindergarden math test in zombie form"
Since when did people type with a lisp? 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
theghostnthedarkness
theghostnthedarkness
16. RE: paddle saw
Mar 18 2010, 8:41 AM EDT | Post edited: Mar 18 2010, 8:41 AM EDT
"Since when did people type with a lisp?"
i almost shot cherry coke out my nose when i read that.

and on a side not that was some nice shootin you posted alex. Do you find this valuable?    
AlexHigginbotham
AlexHigginbotham
17. RE: paddle saw
Mar 18 2010, 10:21 AM EDT | Post edited: Mar 18 2010, 10:21 AM EDT
"i almost shot cherry coke out my nose when i read that.

and on a side not that was some nice shootin you posted alex."
Gratze. I'm looking forward to the pistol competition more :)

If it is within 30 yards (will probably be 25 at most) I will be using a playing card as a target. Hope I don't make myself look stupid. Do you find this valuable?    

SebastianNilsson
18. RE: paddle saw
Oct 16 2010, 2:26 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 16 2010, 2:26 PM EDT
"actually a paddle saw would be a very bad idie......
1st off it would require getting really close to the zombies.... BAD IDIA
2nd zombies bite
3rd it would be to heavy to really do anything with
4th it gets to close to the zombies
5th getting close to zombies is bad
7th zombie bites will turn you into a zombie
8th you might be able to see what your doing in zombie form (this is a rumer, not yet confermed)
9th you have no controll over yourself in zombie form
10th you cant path a kindergarden math test in zombie form (although you probably couldent anyway)"
the 1st,4th,5th are pretty much the same argument and the 2nd,7th,8th,9th and 10th are not really arguments against the weapon itself it is more like ''info on what zombies are and do to you''. If you want to kill zombies it is ideal to get close so you can use cqc weapons wich don't need ammo, btw where would you find ammo during a zombie outbrake in a normal mall? Do you find this valuable?    

Calicade
19. RE: paddle saw
Dec 19 2010, 2:27 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 19 2010, 2:27 PM EST
Most DR2 Weapons that are Custom really are impossible. Now what are possible though if you know your way around wiring the Electric rake could work (But would be so heavy and unbalanced because of the battery you will have to be strong to even it out). But Duct Tape is useless in most cases of making weapons accept to hold weapons or clothing together. Another weapon I found possible was the Fire axe/Sledge Hammer, but only because it would have to be made completely different and you'd have to be quite the craftsmen.
And last but not least of all the tools! The Machete on the end of a Broom, smart but in game built incorrectly beyond belief. Do you find this valuable?    
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