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AlexHigginbotham |
1. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 4:12 PM EST
Honestly the absolute best imaginary weapon for a zed-poc would be the light saber. It effortlessly slices through nearly anything and because it is so hot, it cauterizes wounds as fast as it makes them, leaving no blood spatter. As far as we know it doesnt have to be charged, doesnt use batteries, and can also work as a light source. The down side it always if you feel like playing ninja turtle you will probably cut you're leg off, but hey, at least the shock will kill you before bleeding to death!
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SasquatchJim |
2. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 7:17 PM EST
My choice would be a gun that:1.Never misses. 2. Never runs out of ammo. 3. Can kill anything in one shot. 4. Never jams. 5. Is light enough to be fired with one hand. Therefore, I'll say Ash's boomstick. It meets just about all of these. Oh, and AH, they do have to be charged. They lose power when they strike something (I used to be an uber star wars geek.) Do you find this valuable? |
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Drewblet |
3. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 7:32 PM EST
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Is this not a repeat thread?At any rate, I'll have to go for the Samurai cannon from that old James Bond game, Nightfire. I mean, it has infinite ammo, is highly accurate, can be charged to shoot an "explosive" "ray," can be used in outer space to kill super villains, and must not weigh very much; Bond could carry it, a crossbow, a generic automatic firearm, three kinds of pistol, two rocket launchers, ten grenades and a generic sniper rifle with no perceptible problems. Do you find this valuable? |
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mudroll |
4. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 8:22 PM EST
Well I'd get the Spork of Truth. It channels your anger. So just get really pissed off and your spork will own everything around you.
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duttyrock |
5. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 9:53 PM EST
A light saber would be the ultimate anti-zombie weapon. And Force Lighting
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VagabondVance |
6. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 10:16 PM EST
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Perfect balance and a pair of adjustable stilts that were solid metal and pointed, for impaling anythingMuhahah :3 Do you find this valuable? |
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Acer81996 |
7. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 5 2010, 6:07 AM EST
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a telekinesis weapon that could be used to:1. enhance brain activities i.e. able to process the info that the set gives you 2. move anything around anywhere 3. sense and know all 4. enable sharper vision and faster reactions. 5. explode any number of zombies. Also, it should not overload the brain and it should work at any range. Zombie-owning. Do you find this valuable? |
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noobcrusher14 |
9. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 6 2010, 5:40 AM EST
A pencil embedded with the uber-ownage powers of Chuck Norris! Releasing the vast inferno of energy locked within would own every zombie on the planet!
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Freelancer47 |
11. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 6 2010, 11:28 PM EST
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"a jewish comedian!"LOLZ! Maybe Sarah Silverman? The shoe used by 'Random Task' from the Austin Powers movie. EDIT: hot jewish comedian mentioned by name... Do you find this valuable? |