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conor78
conor78
fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 2:14 AM EST | Post edited: Mar 2 2010, 4:17 AM EST
list all of your most wanted fantasy weapons no matter how stupid or
uber powerful
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AlexHigginbotham
AlexHigginbotham
1. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 4:12 PM EST | Post edited: Mar 2 2010, 4:12 PM EST
Honestly the absolute best imaginary weapon for a zed-poc would be the light saber. It effortlessly slices through nearly anything and because it is so hot, it cauterizes wounds as fast as it makes them, leaving no blood spatter. As far as we know it doesnt have to be charged, doesnt use batteries, and can also work as a light source. The down side it always if you feel like playing ninja turtle you will probably cut you're leg off, but hey, at least the shock will kill you before bleeding to death! Do you find this valuable?    
SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
2. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 7:17 PM EST | Post edited: Mar 2 2010, 7:17 PM EST
My choice would be a gun that:
1.Never misses.
2. Never runs out of ammo.
3. Can kill anything in one shot.
4. Never jams.
5. Is light enough to be fired with one hand.

Therefore, I'll say Ash's boomstick. It meets just about all of these.

Oh, and AH, they do have to be charged. They lose power when they strike something (I used to be an uber star wars geek.)
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Drewblet
Drewblet
3. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 7:32 PM EST | Post edited: Mar 2 2010, 7:34 PM EST
Is this not a repeat thread?

At any rate, I'll have to go for the Samurai cannon from that old James Bond game, Nightfire.

I mean, it has infinite ammo, is highly accurate, can be charged to shoot an "explosive" "ray," can be used in outer space to kill super villains, and must not weigh very much; Bond could carry it, a crossbow, a generic automatic firearm, three kinds of pistol, two rocket launchers, ten grenades and a generic sniper rifle with no perceptible problems.
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mudroll
mudroll
4. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 8:22 PM EST | Post edited: Mar 2 2010, 8:22 PM EST
Well I'd get the Spork of Truth. It channels your anger. So just get really pissed off and your spork will own everything around you. Do you find this valuable?    
duttyrock
duttyrock
5. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 9:53 PM EST | Post edited: Mar 2 2010, 9:53 PM EST
A light saber would be the ultimate anti-zombie weapon. And Force Lighting Do you find this valuable?    
VagabondVance
VagabondVance
6. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 2 2010, 10:16 PM EST | Post edited: Mar 2 2010, 10:17 PM EST
Perfect balance and a pair of adjustable stilts that were solid metal and pointed, for impaling anything
Muhahah :3
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Acer81996
Acer81996
7. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 5 2010, 6:07 AM EST | Post edited: Mar 5 2010, 6:08 AM EST
a telekinesis weapon that could be used to:
1. enhance brain activities i.e. able to process the info that the set gives you
2. move anything around anywhere
3. sense and know all
4. enable sharper vision and faster reactions.
5. explode any number of zombies.
Also, it should not overload the brain and it should work at any range.

Zombie-owning.
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Red_Fog
Red_Fog
8. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 5 2010, 10:43 AM EST | Post edited: Mar 5 2010, 10:43 AM EST
Batman! Do you find this valuable?    
noobcrusher14
noobcrusher14
9. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 6 2010, 5:40 AM EST | Post edited: Mar 6 2010, 5:40 AM EST
A pencil embedded with the uber-ownage powers of Chuck Norris! Releasing the vast inferno of energy locked within would own every zombie on the planet! Do you find this valuable?    
SovietPrince
SovietPrince
10. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 6 2010, 10:59 PM EST | Post edited: Mar 6 2010, 10:59 PM EST
a jewish comedian! Do you find this valuable?    
Freelancer47
Freelancer47
11. RE: fantasy weapons!
Mar 6 2010, 11:28 PM EST | Post edited: Mar 6 2010, 11:29 PM EST
"a jewish comedian!"
LOLZ! Maybe Sarah Silverman?

The shoe used by 'Random Task' from the Austin Powers movie.

EDIT: hot jewish comedian mentioned by name...
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