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CobainHayes |
Plan 4 surviving
Mar 5 2010, 10:09 PM EST
well 1st off you need to keep the zombies out of your HQ typically by boarding up your house next you need stuff to defend yourself some examples would be good a .22 cuz ammo is easy to find and easy to handle, 30.06 cuz its got great power and accuracy and ammo is easy to find, M16 easy to handle relativley easy to find ammo and great accuracy+ full auto,and the classic zombie zombie killer the 12 gauge shotgun easy to find ammo and amazing power but high recoil makes it harder to use for some people also a good idea to have a escape plan like i would camp out in my second story but if my house got over run I lower the ladder on my roof and get to my escape car then get to a sporting goods store with guns/ammo and one last rule always always have a group more people= more bullets going in the zombies directions but you better have a lot more ammo and dont have your escape car run out of gas the end Do you find this valuable? |
Survivor15 |
1. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 5 2010, 10:28 PM EST
http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/page/The+Panic'nuff said. Do you find this valuable? |
AlexHigginbotham |
2. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 5 2010, 10:30 PM EST
Out of that whole wall of bull$hit, only 2 periods were used, and neither were used to end a sentence.
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MajorDamage |
3. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 5 2010, 10:47 PM EST
AlexH: will you puh-leaze stop jumping on in here with that damned 'OH face" of yours? You cannot possibly comprehend the sheer genius of the OP and what has to be, the Most Original Well-Thought Out Plan of All Time.I really thought that the noob plans to take over police stations, maximum security prisons and military bases were the Nee Plus Ultra but THIS Plan 4 Surviving makes them all pale by comparison. You are the kind of person who needs proper punctuation and sentence structure because your brain cannot contain the sheer wonder of such a complete thought as this. You and most of us mere mortals are completely out of our league on this one. In 2 words: Pure Poetry 5 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you? |
Maricely |
4. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 5 2010, 10:52 PM EST
"AlexH: will you puh-leaze stop jumping on in here with that damned 'OH face" of yours? You cannot possibly comprehend the sheer genius of the OP and what has to be, the Most Original Well-Thought Out Plan of All Time.I cried a little. Oh! By the way, I was doing an extreme self-defense workout today and one of the guys on the DVD looked suspiciously like you... Do you find this valuable? |
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MajorDamage |
5. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 5 2010, 10:55 PM EST
"I cried a little.Yes, well shedding tears is a natural by-product when seeing fresh scripture written before your eyes (the boundless beauty). Moi? Was 'I' dispensing wonton destruction? 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Maricely |
6. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 5 2010, 11:00 PM EST
"Yes, well shedding tears is a natural by-product when seeing fresh scripture written before your eyes (the boundless beauty).No you were the pretend attacker and you were getting it HARD from a Supreme Grandmaster of the Pekiti-Tirsia Kali system. He made you cry. Do you find this valuable? |
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MajorDamage |
7. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 5 2010, 11:01 PM EST
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"No you were the pretend attacker and you were getting it HARD from a Supreme Grandmaster of the Pekiti-Tirsia Kali system. He made you cry."Oh, in that case, it wasn't I. ( I don't 'pretend attack') Do you find this valuable? |
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Maricely |
8. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 5 2010, 11:02 PM EST
"Oh, in that case, it wasn't I."There's no shame in being beaten by this guy. If he met God, God would be cut. Do you find this valuable? |
VagabondVance |
9. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 5 2010, 11:07 PM EST
"There's no shame in being beaten by this guy. If he met God, God would be cut."Of course that's why God's been in hiding all this time! You know I used to see him at the 7-11 all the time too. I'd add something to help the OP, but Survivor15 beat me to it Do you find this valuable? |
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AlexHigginbotham |
10. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 6 2010, 1:01 AM EST
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What is worse...A) The OP's statement B) This thread got extremely derailed, but it made it 10 times more interesting to read. Edit: @Major - If this was my "Oh face", I could get women pregnant from 15 feet away. Do you find this valuable? |
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Maricely |
11. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 6 2010, 1:07 AM EST
I'll take "The Rapist" for $200, Alex.
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EgAce |
12. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 6 2010, 1:08 AM EST
"What is worse...Eh, they tie. Reaction to edit: ????????????? 0-0. @-@. *-*. I'm blind! Do you find this valuable? |
Freelancer47 |
13. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 6 2010, 1:11 AM EST
"There's no shame in being beaten by this guy. If he met God, God would be cut."Wait... I think we can all come to the decision the world was & is fawkered up. "On the 7th Day, God Rested". I'm wondering if ^ was rewritten from this "And on the 7th day, God made a Supreme Grandmaster of the Pekiti-Tirsia Kali system. Said SG of the P-T-K system said 'Yo, God... check this out. God had to take a time out on day 7..." Do you find this valuable? |
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Maricely |
14. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 6 2010, 1:13 AM EST
"Wait... I think we can all come to the decision the world was & is fawkered up.Don't worry, he filled out the appropriate time sheets. Do you find this valuable? |
noobcrusher14 |
15. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 6 2010, 5:49 AM EST
" but if my house got over run I lower the ladder on my roof and get to my escape car"And, of course, all the roads that you need to travel on will be miraculously clear, without any obstructions, just like in the movies! Do you find this valuable? |
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noobcrusher14 |
16. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 6 2010, 5:51 AM EST
"get to a sporting goods store with guns/ammoAnd, of course, guns and ammo will just be stacked up in a corner of the store, along with little white health boxes, JUST LIKE IN RESIDENT EVIL!!!! Do you find this valuable? |
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MajorDamage |
17. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 6 2010, 8:15 AM EST
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"15ft? Too bad they are keeping up that invisible 40 ft cordon then. You shouldn't try to read the OP post anymore, your head will explode from the sudden rush of perfect knowledge. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
SasquatchJim |
18. RE: Plan 4 surviving
Mar 6 2010, 8:56 AM EST
*begins reading. Head implodes.*Whoa...... Do you find this valuable? |
