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Cypher9012 |
How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 12 2010, 8:19 AM EDT
OK...I've read through dozens of threads and hundreds of posts on how to survive this and how to survive that aspect of the Zombie Apocalypse. I've seen ideas and theories and plans which will save hundreds of lives across the world come the Z-poc...but let's have some FUN!People: I want to see suggestions for what to do if you want to get yourself and your group killed post-Z-day! I want BAD Ideas! I want STUPID ideas! I want SUICIDAL behaviour! So come on! Take those good ideas you have and put them to one side for a minute and give me you INSANE plans that would end up with you walking the street seeking "BRAINS!". Do you find this valuable? |
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Cypher9012 |
1. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 12 2010, 8:23 AM EDT
So...firstly...how not to survive a Zombie Apocalypse:When you hear about the first outbreak of Zombies in your Area...GO TO WALMART! You're going to need food and bedding and water and stuff! So as soon as it's on the news, go to the largest, nearest Walmart and get some shopping done! Don't get any firearms training now, you won't need too! Come the Zombie Apocalypse there will be plenty of guns lying around like in the movies and you can just pick one up and learn how to use it like they do in the movies! 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
VagabondVance |
2. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 12 2010, 8:49 AM EDT
Isn't this just a fancier named version of 1000 ways to die?
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ItsMrManCub |
3. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 12 2010, 9:00 AM EDT
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get piss hammered drunk and go out looking for hookers
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GhostPride |
4. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 12:31 PM EDT
how about steal a chainsaw and then go and find massive hoardes of zombies to slaughter!
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DLOWTHEMAD |
5. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 12:53 PM EDT
Try to loot a gunshop while unarmed.
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randomknife666 |
6. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 1:05 PM EDT
"Try to loot a gunshop while unarmed."Try to kill every zombie you see, even those at rediculous ranges, with a 22. Do you find this valuable? |
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randomknife666 |
7. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 1:06 PM EDT
Wait a second, this is an older thread?
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barret_zombie_bane |
8. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 1:06 PM EDT
-develop a zombie fetish-pick up an uzi... you'll have unlimited ammo and you'll be invincible :) -don't worry about injuries you can pick up a health pack -big fall if you don't make the jump? lucky i have commando pro! -BAR FIGHT! Do you find this valuable? |
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RonZombie |
9. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 1:14 PM EDT
Try to make it through a horde of undead by acting like one while possibly covered in bits and pieces of zombiesOR: Stand on the corner of your street in you pajamas singing the oscar meyer bologna jingle whilst banging pots and pans together and doing the running man. OR: Grab a 10 people and drive through the center of town making a much noise as you can all the way and then jump in 25 foot sail boat without bringing any food or water. Do you find this valuable? |
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randomknife666 |
10. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 1:20 PM EDT
"Grab a 10 people and drive through the center of town making a much noise as you can all the way and then jump in 25 foot sail boat without bringing any food or water. "Instantly though of DOTD, the remake I mean, was that an intentional reference? Do you find this valuable? |
JunkCollector |
11. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 1:42 PM EDT
Get drunk on tequila, run out in the middle of a zombie horde, butt naked swinging a $20 Katana, Yelling COME ON YOU STINKIN STINCH BA$TARDS!!!Run out into a crowd of zombies in a large chicken suit, and start fighting the zombies in an all out Battle Royal, Yelling " LETTS GET IT ON", listening to the theme songs from Rocky. OH getting drunk will also be the first step to this plan also. Do you find this valuable? |
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randomknife666 |
12. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 1:44 PM EDT
Make a detailed plan to deal with a horde, and when it comes time to execute it, yell LEEROY JENKINS, and just charge in to the horde.
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DLOWTHEMAD |
13. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 1:47 PM EDT
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"Make a detailed plan to deal with a horde, and when it comes time to execute it, yell LEEROY JENKINS, and just charge in to the horde."I <3 WOW Edit: I don't play, but jokes like this and stories about WOW addicts give me tons of laughs Do you find this valuable? |
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JunkCollector |
14. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 1:51 PM EDT
In the middle of the night, Yell - ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES IN THE BASE. When everyone grabs what they can carry, lock the door behind them. Run to the roof and stand on the edge laughing at everyone, when I fall off. Leaving most of our supplies inside the locked up and secured base, while we stand our side with the zombies.
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RonZombie |
15. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 1:56 PM EDT
"Instantly though of DOTD, the remake I mean, was that an intentional reference?"Yeah it was intentional. Do you find this valuable? |
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RonZombie |
16. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 2:07 PM EDT
Bug out using one of the following means of transportation.Unicycle (to decrease time until death also juggle) big wheel tricycle segway pogo stick Yugo Rennault Do you find this valuable? |
spidermilk |
17. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 4:14 PM EDT
I'd go to a hospital to gather medical supply. Why should I pack a torch and a gun with me, if anything happens I'm in a hospital anyway, DUH!
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Whybother08 |
18. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 4:33 PM EDT
Is this just another thread to assert tid-bits from The Panic, and make fun of Mall Ninjas?*leaves through the back door* Do you find this valuable? |
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spidermilk |
19. RE: How NOT to survive on Z-day!
Apr 26 2011, 4:55 PM EDT
"Is this just another thread to assert tid-bits from The Panic, and make fun of Mall Ninjas?Why even bother. Do you find this valuable? |
