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182crazyking
182crazyking
Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 12:11 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 12:11 AM EDT
Hey everybody! It's me again (I hear that groan) with another thread game (I hear that groan too).

This time, the rules are simple (I hear that cheer). Pretend that we're all traders. The person above will trade you a _____ for a... The person below has to reply and say what they would give that person. Be as silly as you want (while still staying mature!), but make sure the trade is considered "fair."

EXAMPLE:
Bad post:
Jim: I'll trade you an armored car full of money...
Bob: ...For an MRE toilet paper packet.

Good post:
Jim: I'll trade you a live grenade...
Bob: ...For a buckshot sandwich

OR

Jim: I'll trade you an MRE...
Bob: ...For a cocktail (not molotov)

Oh, and the last rule is to have fun!!!

Here's mine:
I'll trade you a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks...

P.S. Be sure to read the examples so ya know what to do, lol. Do you find this valuable?    
Keyword tags: game thread trade
Jahadaz
Jahadaz
1. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 12:16 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 12:16 AM EDT
"I'll trade you a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks...

"
For a quick slap to the face. That thing's useless to me.

I'll trade this smashed cowboy hat I found at the marina for..... Do you find this valuable?    
Carnack
Carnack
2. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 12:28 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 12:28 AM EDT
"For a quick slap to the face. That thing's useless to me.

I'll trade this smashed cowboy hat I found at the marina for....."
A night with my dog Jezebelle!

I'll trade you a set of army boots for... Do you find this valuable?    
jh_marksman
jh_marksman
3. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 12:32 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 12:32 AM EDT
"A night with my dog Jezebelle!

I'll trade you a set of army boots for..."
A cracked out hobo

I'll trade you a half charged set of batteries for... Do you find this valuable?    
mosinnagant
mosinnagant
4. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 12:37 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 12:37 AM EDT
"A cracked out hobo

I'll trade you a half charged set of batteries for..."
for a steak knife
 Do you find this valuable?    
mecamouser
mecamouser
5. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 1:22 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 1:22 AM EDT
"for a steak knife
"
for a spatula.

ill trade ya a an assortment of military strategy books for... Do you find this valuable?    
182crazyking
182crazyking
6. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 2:24 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 2:24 AM EDT
"for a spatula.

ill trade ya a an assortment of military strategy books for..."
A pile of dog ****, $1337 in U.S. currency, a boomstick, and Jackie Chan's authentic comb (colector's item store robbin, brotha!).

I'm glad to see that this thread is going so well. At least everyone understands the rules, lol.

I'll trade you a gas mask and five Tabun Gas grenades (the stun grenades of CoD:WaW) for... Do you find this valuable?    
jh_marksman
jh_marksman
7. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 2:28 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 2:28 AM EDT
"A pile of dog ****, $1337 in U.S. currency, a boomstick, and Jackie Chan's authentic comb (colector's item store robbin, brotha!).

I'm glad to see that this thread is going so well. At least everyone understands the rules, lol.

I'll trade you a gas mask and five Tabun Gas grenades (the stun grenades of CoD:WaW) for..."
Tactical gear to make any mall ninja kill you for it.

I'll trade you a Iphone with a $150 plan for... Do you find this valuable?    
PedroAsani
PedroAsani
8. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 5:47 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 5:47 AM EDT
"I'll trade you a Iphone with a $150 plan for..."
your own liver if you wave that damn abomination at me.

I'll trade you a pencil for... Do you find this valuable?    
182crazyking
182crazyking
9. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 10:34 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 10:34 AM EDT
"your own liver if you wave that damn abomination at me.

I'll trade you a pencil for..."
...An inproperly reloaded .38 bullet!

I'll trade you a bayoneted AK-74 for... Do you find this valuable?    
Jahadaz
Jahadaz
10. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 10:41 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 10:43 AM EDT
"...An inproperly reloaded .38 bullet!

I'll trade you a bayoneted AK-74 for..."
"Every t'ing you want" - Full Metal Jacket

I'll trade ya a jet ski without an engine for.... Do you find this valuable?    
182crazyking
182crazyking
11. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 8:24 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 8:24 PM EDT
""Every t'ing you want" - Full Metal Jacket

I'll trade ya a jet ski without an engine for...."
... one of the two spare engines I keep in my base. Gotta plan ahead.

I'll trade you a can of Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi for... Do you find this valuable?    
TheSecondShooter
TheSecondShooter
12. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 8:29 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 8:29 PM EDT
"... one of the two spare engines I keep in my base. Gotta plan ahead.

I'll trade you a can of Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi for..."
a ZSDW forum troll

ill trade an Ipod touch with 30 gigs of music for.. Do you find this valuable?    
3DayAsylum
3DayAsylum
13. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 8:36 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 8:36 PM EDT
A bullet in the skull.
(I love music, [vile language involving your mother]!)

I'll trade you a Jewish comedian for... Do you find this valuable?    
Jahadaz
Jahadaz
14. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 9:05 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 9:05 PM EDT
"A bullet in the skull.
(I love music, [vile language involving your mother]!)

I'll trade you a Jewish comedian for..."
a racist comedian

I'll trade you an ant farm for...... Do you find this valuable?    
182crazyking
182crazyking
15. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 9:08 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 9:08 PM EDT
"A bullet in the skull.
(I love music, [vile language involving your mother]!)

I'll trade you a Jewish comedian for..."
... a mute comedian and a round of 5.56 ammo

I'll trade you my old pink socks that have been soaked in gasoline for... Do you find this valuable?    
SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
16. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 9:13 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 9:13 PM EDT
"
I'll trade you my old pink socks that have been soaked in gasoline for..."
A goat and a case of Barry Manilow CDs (in fact, I'll pay YOU to take the CDs.)

182, I gotta ask: what's the deal in the OP with using "Jim" as the dumbass?

I'll trade you a bowie knife and Justin Beiber's head for... Do you find this valuable?    
Pistolwhip1911
Pistolwhip1911
17. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 10:01 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 10:01 PM EDT
"A goat and a case of Barry Manilow CDs (in fact, I'll pay YOU to take the CDs.)

182, I gotta ask: what's the deal in the OP with using "Jim" as the dumbass?

I'll trade you a bowie knife and Justin Beiber's head for..."
Justin Beibers head cut into 5 pieces

Ill trade you a faultily constructed Ar Upper Reciever for...
 Do you find this valuable?    
3DayAsylum
3DayAsylum
18. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 10:29 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 10:29 PM EDT
A faultily constructed AR lower.

I'll trade you the Piano Man for... Do you find this valuable?    
AlexHigginbotham
AlexHigginbotham
19. RE: Trade Ya!
Apr 14 2010, 10:45 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2010, 10:45 PM EDT
"A faultily constructed AR lower.

I'll trade you the Piano Man for..."
An autographed Billy Joel poster.

I'll trade you 15 cans of assorted color spray paint for.... Do you find this valuable?    
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