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The Moan
Apr 17 2010, 8:55 PM EDT
One of the most important thing a you must take into consideration when you are building your fort is the ever prevalent moan that will be with you day and night when under siege. earplugs should be worn as often as possible and you should soundproof your main communal areas, so as to keep your group members form going postal on you and not the zombies. to keep the members inside from being unaware of the outside situation (breaches, infected group members, etc.) an intercom system should be devised. once you are very far along in the building of your fort (you have established contact with a nearby fort, for example and are trading with them) you could devise a means of tryign to cancel out the moan, or at least keeping other zombies from hearing it, perhaps with te same tech used in bose noise cancellation headphones( a computer analyzes the exterior sounds, and the built in speakers generate a counterwave, look it up in any high school physics textbook.
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VagabondVance |
1. RE: The Moan
Apr 18 2010, 1:08 AM EDT
Moan what moan?If you hear moaning and haven't moved away or killed the source, do so. There now there shouldn't be any moaning, unless its of the procreating kind. 7 out of 7 found this valuable. Do you? |
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2. RE: The Moan
Apr 18 2010, 6:22 AM EDT
Whilst the earplugs are a good idea, and blocking out the sound of the outside nice to have, if there are so many zombies outside that you cannot kill them quickly enough then your position may soon be overrun.Choose a better position, where there are fewer zombies at any one time, allowing you to kill them and prevent a Chain Swarm. 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
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SGTGerman |
3. RE: The Moan
Apr 18 2010, 11:28 AM EDT
I wouldn't use them at all to be honest. In such an enviroment you need your hearing for communication. That along with sleeping pills etc - a big no no in my book. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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182crazyking |
4. RE: The Moan
Apr 19 2010, 6:41 PM EDT
"One of the most important thing a you must take into consideration when you are building your fort is the ever prevalent moan that will be with you day and night when under siege. earplugs should be worn as often as possible and you should soundproof your main communal areas, so as to keep your group members form going postal on you and not the zombies. to keep the members inside from being unaware of the outside situation (breaches, infected group members, etc.) an intercom system should be devised. once you are very far along in the building of your fort (you have established contact with a nearby fort, for example and are trading with them) you could devise a means of tryign to cancel out the moan, or at least keeping other zombies from hearing it, perhaps with te same tech used in bose noise cancellation headphones( a computer analyzes the exterior sounds, and the built in speakers generate a counterwave, look it up in any high school physics textbook."...Beautifully plagerized from the ZSG by Max Brooks. His username is even an indication to that book - I heart Shaolin Spade? Wake up call: THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE IS NOT THE ZSDW BIBLE. I agree with V V, if there's a constant moan outside your fort and you are "under siege" you should either kill the moaner or run your ass out of there. And V V, I read the last sentance, hilarious. Gotta repopulate ;) 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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5. RE: The Moan
Apr 19 2010, 7:04 PM EDT
"I wouldn't use them at all to be honest. In such an enviroment you need your hearing for communication.i agree you need to be able to hear all that is going on around you such as a zombie breaking in or other people in need of assistence in your fortress the list goes on. Do you find this valuable? |
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Nesrath |
6. RE: The Moan
Apr 19 2010, 7:27 PM EDT
Damn I thought this was a porn thread...
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7. RE: The Moan
Apr 19 2010, 9:18 PM EDT
I dont think the moan would be a pronlem in this situation, i think it would take weeks or even months to go insane from the moaning, who knows, you might even get used to it or enjoy it (sexual pun intended), but the point is, if you have a perfectly safe fort, you could spend time picking off the zombies without any actual danger, hell you might even do it by throwing rocks or with long sticks, after enough whacking you can break a skull (yes a lot of wacking would be needed)so no, i dont think that it would be necessary to wear earplugs or have noise cancelling walls or technology unless you were in a utopic society closed off from the world that is surrounded by thousands or millions of zombies on a constant basis Do you find this valuable? |
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8. RE: The Moan
Apr 19 2010, 9:23 PM EDT
*shakes head.*This thread is hilarious. Assuming they aren't pleasure moans, shoot whatever's causing them. Do you find this valuable? |
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182crazyking |
9. RE: The Moan
Apr 19 2010, 11:08 PM EDT
"*shakes head.*What if they're pain moans during pleasure? Just saying... *Pictures a raider and a zombie* This thread can be described as two words. LOL WUT 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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snipetothebindy |
10. RE: The Moan
May 7 2010, 6:40 PM EDT
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"Moan what moan?i agree you dont take someone with you if they cant help like i contribute to my groupe becauseim pro at snipping. my group is awesome cuz one person is a engineer and can build crap we need and another studied and knows everything about the z-day. and it is a small but good group and there is more than us three. 0 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you? |
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11. RE: The Moan
May 7 2010, 6:52 PM EDT
"i agree you dont take someone with you if they cant help like i contribute to my groupe becauseim pro at snipping. my group is awesome cuz one person is a engineer and can build crap we need and another studied and knows everything about the z-day. and it is a small but good group and there is more than us three.someone snipe me please im sinking in all this bull****...or throw me a rope *looks around hopefully* 2 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
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snipetothebindy |
12. RE: The Moan
May 7 2010, 7:48 PM EDT
"someone snipe me please im sinking in all this bull****...or throw me a ropewhat do you mean Do you find this valuable? |
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DeltaBravo1294 |
13. RE: The Moan
May 7 2010, 9:05 PM EDT
"One of the most important thing a you must take into consideration when you are building your fort is the ever prevalent moan that will be with you day and night when under siege. earplugs should be worn as often as possible and you should soundproof your main communal areas, so as to keep your group members form going postal on you and not the zombies. to keep the members inside from being unaware of the outside situation (breaches, infected group members, etc.) an intercom system should be devised. once you are very far along in the building of your fort (you have established contact with a nearby fort, for example and are trading with them) you could devise a means of tryign to cancel out the moan, or at least keeping other zombies from hearing it, perhaps with te same tech used in bose noise cancellation headphones( a computer analyzes the exterior sounds, and the built in speakers generate a counterwave, look it up in any high school physics textbook."Funnily enough I was listening to ZSG on youtube when I read this. Do you find this valuable? |
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DeltaBravo1294 |
14. RE: The Moan
May 7 2010, 9:06 PM EDT
"what do you meanHe means you are a liar, and I think so too. Do you find this valuable? |
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VagabondVance |
16. RE: The Moan
May 7 2010, 9:33 PM EDT
"He means you are a liar, and I think so too."Then lettuce make an even three! Do you find this valuable? |
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182crazyking |
17. RE: The Moan
May 7 2010, 10:45 PM EDT
"someone snipe me please im sinking in all this bull****...or throw me a ropeWhere do you want the bullet? Sorry, if I miss, it's becasue I have to block out all the ****. He's pro at "snipping" coupons. Your group is not awesome "cuz" your engineer can only build crap. And maybe dispensers. If you studied and knew "everything" about "z-day" then you should know that there's everything to know, thus knowing that there is in fact nothing to know. 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
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18. RE: The Moan
May 7 2010, 11:13 PM EDT
"Wake up call: THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE IS NOT THE ZSDW BIBLE."Are you quoting me? I'm honored. Anyway, Mr. Shaolin, we've all read the ZSG and appreciate it for it's humor, but you don't need to repeat it word for word. Browse around and learn a few things first, then you can try and "school" us. Do you find this valuable? |