"turns back into human form and enters the bar

:P"

"LMMFAO nice SP, haven't heard from you in awhile on here.

*pulls out best bottle of vodka I can find*"

"Oh then you missed target practice. made them horde a boombox then went to town with explosive rounds."

"thanks comrade.

Yeah. just havent been around. Working on some stuff in a hidden location, about 30 miles East of here.

Decided I'd make sure the tweens are kept under control."

"*noticesthe retard that blew the autocannon i was sabotaging up walk in... grips his S12k*

No..no..you need much bigger punishment

*Calls his Orbiting Cannon "OBAMA" and locks onto this jimbo person*

Now, I do like this bar, and if you're quick enough, ill wait till you start running for it to lock on and fire.

Oh, btw, good luck dodging 600 millimeter tungsten shells."

"*Nate enters the bar dragging a restrained mr.jim*
your new bud you don't have much pull here

*throws him in the washing machine and pours in non-FDA approved hot sauce then sets it to perm-press, proceeds to weld the lid down*

*takes a seat at the bar, begins soldering something* can someone get me a pepsi?"