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sonny21239
sonny21239
zombies
May 13 2010, 10:25 PM EDT | Post edited: May 13 2010, 10:25 PM EDT
i have always been facinated with zombies i am only 15 but i think i would be ready for anything zombies had to throw at me and i would raid walmart or a gunstore and then haul ass to my dads farm and hold out there untill we needed suplies but one thing i have to say is spam get it love it eat it it will last 10 or more years past its exp. date. so if you lk this then rate it or wat eves and i will make guides and junk 0  out of 21 found this valuable. Do you?    
VagabondVance
VagabondVance
1. RE: zombies
May 13 2010, 10:32 PM EDT | Post edited: May 13 2010, 10:32 PM EDT
No, bad newbie, read this if you are serious about staying here.
http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/page/The+Panic
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TheSecondShooter
TheSecondShooter
2. RE: zombies
May 13 2010, 10:48 PM EDT | Post edited: May 13 2010, 10:48 PM EDT
"i have always been facinated with zombies i am only 15 but i think i would be ready for anything zombies had to throw at me and i would raid walmart or a gunstore and then haul ass to my dads farm and hold out there untill we needed suplies but one thing i have to say is spam get it love it eat it it will last 10 or more years past its exp. date. so if you lk this then rate it or wat eves and i will make guides and junk "
here is another one for you

http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/page/Why+Wal-Mart+Will+Kill+You
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StrykerPez
StrykerPez
3. RE: zombies
May 13 2010, 11:37 PM EDT | Post edited: May 13 2010, 11:37 PM EDT
"so if you lk this then rate it or wat eves and i will make guides and junk "

Oh really, will you now?
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Maricely
Maricely
4. RE: zombies
May 14 2010, 1:36 AM EDT | Post edited: May 14 2010, 1:36 AM EDT
"
Oh really, will you now?
"
Hahaha that was my favorite part too.
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TheSecondShooter
TheSecondShooter
5. RE: zombies
May 14 2010, 6:56 AM EDT | Post edited: May 14 2010, 6:56 AM EDT
"
Oh really, will you now?
"
haha i stopped reading at the wal-mart / gun store part that is great lol
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VagabondVance
VagabondVance
6. RE: zombies
May 14 2010, 7:51 AM EDT | Post edited: May 14 2010, 7:51 AM EDT
"i have always been facinated with zombies i am only 15 but i think i would be ready for anything zombies had to throw at me "
That part got me, honestly I stopped reading right there.
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zhunterd
zhunterd
7. RE: zombies
May 14 2010, 12:18 PM EDT | Post edited: May 14 2010, 12:18 PM EDT
"i have always been facinated with zombies i am only 15 but i think i would be ready for anything zombies had to throw at me and i would raid walmart or a gunstore and then haul ass to my dads farm and hold out there untill we needed suplies but one thing i have to say is spam get it love it eat it it will last 10 or more years past its exp. date. so if you lk this then rate it or wat eves and i will make guides and junk "
I read it all, just to see how stupid he is. At least we can find his zombie at a empty walmart or a empty gun store, with his self published guide titled "How To Become a Zombie", in his hand.
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SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
8. RE: zombies
May 14 2010, 4:53 PM EDT | Post edited: May 14 2010, 4:53 PM EDT
LOL fail. 5  out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?    
PedroAsani
PedroAsani
9. RE: zombies
May 14 2010, 5:05 PM EDT | Post edited: May 14 2010, 5:05 PM EDT
"i have always been facinated with zombies i am only 15 but i think i would be ready for anything zombies had to throw at me and i would raid walmart or a gunstore and then haul ass to my dads farm and hold out there untill we needed suplies but one thing i have to say is spam get it love it eat it it will last 10 or more years past its exp. date. so if you lk this then rate it or wat eves and i will make guides and junk "
Ready for anything? How? You are 15, and if I had to guess from the picture I would say you are about 5'8" and 125 lbs at best. So what makes you ready? Adult zombies could run up to 300lbs or more, and since most archetypes feel no pain, what can you do to stop them?
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ahzombies
ahzombies
10. RE: zombies
May 14 2010, 6:44 PM EDT | Post edited: May 14 2010, 6:44 PM EDT
Jeez man..... Do you find this valuable?    
selfvengance
selfvengance
11. RE: zombies
May 14 2010, 8:18 PM EDT | Post edited: May 14 2010, 8:18 PM EDT
"i have always been facinated with zombies i am only 15 but i think i would be ready for anything zombies had to throw at me and i would raid walmart or a gunstore and then haul ass to my dads farm and hold out there untill we needed suplies but one thing i have to say is spam get it love it eat it it will last 10 or more years past its exp. date. so if you lk this then rate it or wat eves and i will make guides and junk "
good god im 15 and even i know his ass will be dead as soon as he tries to go to wall mart to scavenge from his freakin spam with his katana and hatchet..btw ready doesnt matter how prepared you are **** can laways happen that is unexpected..so expect the unexpected..good advice
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XanderRich
12. RE: zombies
May 14 2010, 9:40 PM EDT | Post edited: May 14 2010, 9:40 PM EDT
yea im 15 too but i think sonny might be one of the first ppls to die from stupididty hahahaaha dont buy or read any of his guides all they will teach you is 15 ways to cook spam thats way past its exp date lol Do you find this valuable?    
selfvengance
selfvengance
13. RE: zombies
May 15 2010, 2:56 PM EDT | Post edited: May 15 2010, 2:56 PM EDT
" 15 ways to cook spam thats way past its exp date lol"
i'd buy that
i mean i'd eat it even 10 years past its exp date
btw..spam can expire ??
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Ancientwonde
14. RE: zombies
May 16 2010, 12:56 AM EDT | Post edited: May 16 2010, 12:56 AM EDT
ummmmmmm...... Good luck with that? Do you find this valuable?    
Toasterr
Toasterr
15. RE: zombies
May 16 2010, 10:07 AM EDT | Post edited: May 16 2010, 10:07 AM EDT
this thread needs to be archived for future fail reference Do you find this valuable?    
ahzombies
ahzombies
16. RE: zombies
May 16 2010, 11:09 AM EDT | Post edited: May 16 2010, 11:09 AM EDT
"this thread needs to be archived for future fail reference "
says the guy holding two swords....
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selfvengance
selfvengance
17. RE: zombies
May 16 2010, 5:49 PM EDT | Post edited: May 16 2010, 5:49 PM EDT
"says the guy holding two swords...."
says the guy who uses a squirrel holding a..gun to represent himself
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Knuxz
Knuxz
18. RE: zombies
May 16 2010, 5:51 PM EDT | Post edited: May 16 2010, 5:51 PM EDT
"says the guy who uses a squirrel holding a..gun to represent himself"
Says the guy that has two dogs taking a leak in urinals to represent himself.
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nate121
nate121
19. RE: zombies
May 16 2010, 5:55 PM EDT | Post edited: May 16 2010, 5:55 PM EDT
"i'd buy that
i mean i'd eat it even 10 years past its exp date
btw..spam can expire ??"
i don't think it can, at least not within my lifetime

and i can think of 30 or so ways to cook spam
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