"Adding on to what DarthJ has published, there are several previously unnoticed Thread of zombies. The first of wich i noticed while pracricing with my throwing knifes then machettie then katana in turn, i noticed a movement in the trees. There, i found a zombie especiqlly designed for tree canopy life and figjting wih its hands. Cautious to provoke to, i approa hed it, machettie drawn ready for any sort of trouble. Tue beastie promptly roared and charged, its finger nails spread. My reccomendation is to dispatch of the threat of the finger nails first, theyre razor sharp and are able to piercE metal. Then promptly run away to a distance. Wait for it to come inside your effective kill range then take it out with a throwing knife to the head. I will continue to doccument new threads... Dr. Callan out...."

"i want my IQ points back"