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arkilight |
Teenage survival... for real
Jul 20 2010, 8:33 PM EDT
after some careful consideration, i have found that most teenagers will not survive z-day. 1st off, there parents. Most of the teenagers i know, have parents, that at the first sign of danger will just blindly listen to the news, and go where ever they tell them. 2nd, most teenagers, or at least the emo/goth ones, have seen the infamous "Dawn of the Dead" remake, i think that this would really work. 3rd, almost all of the kids i know, have never and proably will never shoot a gun. Why you ask? Hmm, well because most of there parents are panzy F**kers who will never properly teach there kid how to use it, and therefor never let them. And finnaly almost none of them are prepared, unless you have a dad like mine, who keeps 4 guns on stock, cleaned, with lots of amo, and boxes of mres, then they have little to no peperation.But the real issue here, is that they can't pepeare because they can not buy fire arms, nor swords, can not dirve(for the most part, only for 2 years in said group can you drive) and if most parents caught there kids making a b.o.b they would most likely freak and take it away. So i think all in all, unless you have super redneck parents like most of my family ( and several others i might add) most of us teenagers are totaly..... SCREWD!! Do you find this valuable?
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Carnack |
1. RE: Teenage survival... for real
Jul 20 2010, 9:10 PM EDT
"after some careful consideration, i have found that most teenagers will not survive z-day. 1st off, there parents. Most of the teenagers i know, have parents, that at the first sign of danger will just blindly listen to the news, and go where ever they tell them. 2nd, most teenagers, or at least the emo/goth ones, have seen the infamous "Dawn of the Dead" remake, i think that this would really work. 3rd, almost all of the kids i know, have never and proably will never shoot a gun. Why you ask? Hmm, well because most of there parents are panzy F**kers who will never properly teach there kid how to use it, and therefor never let them. And finnaly almost none of them are prepared, unless you have a dad like mine, who keeps 4 guns on stock, cleaned, with lots of amo, and boxes of mres, then they have little to no peperation.After careful consideration I've decided that most users have no clue that the search function exists. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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arkilight |
2. RE: Teenage survival... for real
Jul 20 2010, 9:14 PM EDT
yes, becuase trying to bring back a 3 year old thread it what everyone totaly injoys.
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brandon_a_boyer |
3. RE: Teenage survival... for real
Jul 20 2010, 9:24 PM EDT
You know what I enjoy? I mean REALLY enjoy?I enjoy people who butcher the English language. It lends real credence to what a person is saying when they misspell words, commit grammatical errors, and have no concept of what punctuation is. This is why the Chinese own us. 7 out of 7 found this valuable. Do you? |
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4. RE: Teenage survival... for real
Jul 20 2010, 9:30 PM EDT
ha, well. I don't have spell check, i can barely talk in real life. and im pretty sure im mentaly retarted.
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brandon_a_boyer |
5. RE: Teenage survival... for real
Jul 20 2010, 9:32 PM EDT
"ha, well. I don't have spell check, i can barely talk in real life. and im pretty sure im mentaly retarted."Well on the bright side, no brains to eat. Do you find this valuable? |
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arkilight |
6. RE: Teenage survival... for real
Jul 20 2010, 9:34 PM EDT
yeap you *******, *******. hope you get aids from a male striper who ***** you so hard up the ass that you bleed out and die.
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brandon_a_boyer |
7. RE: Teenage survival... for real
Jul 20 2010, 9:40 PM EDT
a male striper huh? Is that the guy that paints the racing stripes on all of the BMWs I see on campus?
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8. RE: Teenage survival... for real
Jul 20 2010, 9:46 PM EDT
"yeap you *******, *******. hope you get aids from a male striper who ***** you so hard up the ass that you bleed out and die. "Lol. Are you butt hurt? And wtf does talking have to do with spelling.... Do you find this valuable? |
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arkilight |
9. RE: Teenage survival... for real
Jul 20 2010, 9:55 PM EDT
no, but i bet your moms butt herts after the last night
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LJ126 |
10. RE: Teenage survival... for real
Jul 20 2010, 9:57 PM EDT
Locked. Bans being issued now.
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