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Duton1
Duton1
The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 23 2010, 10:33 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 23 2010, 10:33 PM EDT
Don't know how ya wandered your way in here stranger, but come and take a seat! I'm sure you're a cold blooded killer, and you know something? Cold Blooded killers like yourself get a discount! But you try to kill any a' me patrons in here we'll have Big Jim over there toss ya out of the fence line. You don't have to worry 'bout Zach gettin' in here, we got the tip a' the city walled off from the rest a' the world. So just kick it back, and holster that gun! We got plenty a' Guinness in here and for some ya dumbasses out there we also got ya Coors! We mainly take 9mm ammo as payment for the stuff. (You aint gettin' a free ride here lad.) Don't hesitate to ask about food either! With our "Domesticated" animals out there we get beef and pork, we could make ya just aboot anything that consisted of meat! Just let me know if ya need anything, until then talk to your fellow comrades! 2  out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?    
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hazard1337
hazard1337
1. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 24 2010, 4:02 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 24 2010, 4:02 AM EDT
I'll bite, lemme get a Budweiser, and if you got it, some pork ribs. just had some bomb sirloin at the rattlesnake ranch bar (cooked by yours truly), and I've kinda got high expectations. XD Do you find this valuable?    
zachy_vengeance
zachy_vengeance
2. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 24 2010, 5:18 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 24 2010, 5:18 AM EDT
"You don't have to worry 'bout Zach gettin' in here, we got the tip a' the city walled off from the rest a' the world. "
*Standing on the opposite side of the wall, looking at a sign posted on it*
"NO ZACHS ALLOWED"

Oh I see how it is.

*Storms off angrily*
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toxic_shock
toxic_shock
3. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 24 2010, 5:29 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 24 2010, 5:29 AM EDT
"*Standing on the opposite side of the wall, looking at a sign posted on it*
"NO ZACHS ALLOWED"

Oh I see how it is.

*Storms off angrily*"
You're not missing anything. Guinness sucks anyway.
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Eritsukukun
Eritsukukun
4. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 24 2010, 5:35 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 24 2010, 5:35 AM EDT
So is this a pub for people who kill irish people or is it a irish pub for people who kill stuff?
Or is it a pub for irish murderers?
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zachy_vengeance
zachy_vengeance
5. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 24 2010, 5:35 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 24 2010, 5:35 AM EDT
"You're not missing anything. Guinness sucks anyway. "
Coors is worse.
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Duton1
Duton1
6. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 24 2010, 9:28 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 24 2010, 9:31 AM EDT
"I'll bite, lemme get a Budweiser, and if you got it, some pork ribs. just had some bomb sirloin at the rattlesnake ranch bar (cooked by yours truly), and I've kinda got high expectations. XD"
*Slides Hazard a Guiness accross the bar* The pork eibs are gonna take a little bit longer, so can you just wait a little bit?

toxic shock: To insult the good name of Guinness shame unto thee.

Eritsukukun: Aye, its an Irish Pub for Killers! But if yer a full blood Irish I might just give ya a discount!

zachy vengence: Should've chosen a better name lad! hahaha... I crack myself up.
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hazard1337
hazard1337
7. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 6:04 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 6:04 PM EDT
yeah, i got nowhere to go, btw, i'll take the guinness, but wheres my bud?!?!??!!11? Do you find this valuable?    
Duton1
Duton1
8. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 7:25 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 7:27 PM EDT
"yeah, i got nowhere to go, btw, i'll take the guinness, but wheres my bud?!?!??!!11?"
Oh ****! Sorry lad *slides hazard a Bud.* Have the guiness free of charge for that little mishap.

*Pours glass of whiskey for himself* Ah, if it ain't the finest joy in life to kick it back and relax, i find it a bit hard to do in this world, right lad?
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hazard1337
hazard1337
9. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 7:31 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 7:31 PM EDT
I LIKE THIS GUY!!!!!! thanks bro, btw, would you rather i pay you with ammo, i got about 25-30 rounds left from my last raid, or do you want me to make you a melee weapon of some sort, i'v been making melees since i was a boy, so if youre interested, i could hook you up. Do you find this valuable?    
Duton1
Duton1
10. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 7:36 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 7:36 PM EDT
"I LIKE THIS GUY!!!!!! thanks bro, btw, would you rather i pay you with ammo, i got about 25-30 rounds left from my last raid, or do you want me to make you a melee weapon of some sort, i'v been making melees since i was a boy, so if youre interested, i could hook you up."
You're a good lad, don't pay me at all. It's just nice to see a friendly face all the way out here. And besides, the only melee weapon i'm looking for you probably can't build lad.
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hazard1337
hazard1337
11. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 7:42 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 7:42 PM EDT
don't be so sure, besides, you know i can't just drink for free, tempting as it may be, times are tough, and everybody needs all the help they can get, so shoot, what'd you have in mind? Do you find this valuable?    
Duton1
Duton1
12. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 7:46 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 7:50 PM EDT
"don't be so sure, besides, you know i can't just drink for free, tempting as it may be, times are tough, and everybody needs all the help they can get, so shoot, what'd you have in mind?"
Ah all right, i guess i can't keep my weapon desires from another lad such as yourself. You remember the Trench knives we had before World War 2? Those things work wonders, I've held one only once in my life. And it felt so good knowing i could stab/slash someone or just brass knuckle punch them in the face. It eluded my grasp that very day when it was stolen from me brother. (True story) *Sips whiskey* I want to get one of those things again and get one a them fancy laser engravers. I don't know what I would engrave on it. Probably the Infinity Sign with my initials in it. the infity sign itself is within the middle circle of the biohazard sign.
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hazard1337
hazard1337
13. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 7:52 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 7:52 PM EDT
Easy peezie, a few raids ago, i got a pair of brass knucks, and i'v had an old dagger, real reliable, but i don't use it often enough to constantly lug it around, i could weld em together, then bam, makeshift trench knife, i could do that for ya if you want Do you find this valuable?    
Duton1
Duton1
14. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 7:57 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 7:57 PM EDT
"Easy peezie, a few raids ago, i got a pair of brass knucks, and i'v had an old dagger, real reliable, but i don't use it often enough to constantly lug it around, i could weld em together, then bam, makeshift trench knife, i could do that for ya if you want"
That sounds like a damn good idea! Next time i'm gonna have to raid a jewelry store to find one of those engravers! Haha! Aye lad thats a good thing you do for people! *Downs the rest of the whiskey in his glass*
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hazard1337
hazard1337
15. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 7:59 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 7:59 PM EDT
haha thank's man, lemme get to workin on it, it should be done within the next few days, no charge for you, youre a good man, Dutton. Do you find this valuable?    
2WheeledSpeed
2WheeledSpeed
16. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 8:02 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 8:02 PM EDT
Keep the Jamesons and the Guinness coming, and I'll keep the 9mm coming. Do you find this valuable?    
Duton1
Duton1
17. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 8:03 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 8:04 PM EDT
"haha thank's man, lemme get to workin on it, it should be done within the next few days, no charge for you, youre a good man, Dutton."
I can wait as long as you want lad, I gotta maintain the pub anyway and i don't feel like dealing with all the ugly lads out there. *Points out the window towards the wall* Anyhow i'm gonna go back into the cookin' area, gotta get you those pork ribs.
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hazard1337
hazard1337
18. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 8:27 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 8:27 PM EDT
sounds good, brah Do you find this valuable?    
Duton1
Duton1
19. RE: The Irish Killers' Pub
Jul 25 2010, 8:32 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 25 2010, 8:32 PM EDT
"sounds good, brah"
Sets down plate of pork ribs in front of hazard.
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