Location: Turkey Butts' Survival Plan For Gentlemen

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DarcMenon
DarcMenon
To Sir Turkey Butts
Aug 1 2010, 4:39 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 1 2010, 4:39 PM EDT
My good sir Turkey Butts,
I do quite enjoy the air in which you assist your companions. It is quite enjoyable, if i may say so. i did find a few things out of place in your survival though.

A. the first of which was your amount of tea. How much tea did you pack? Are you sure it shall be enough to survive for that long? And shouldn't you pack more of your tea set in the instance you find other gentlemen as yourself?

B. Why would you have the help running around on their own? They could get lost or worse, they might find another job! You do realize how hard it is to find good help these days. you should use a buddy system if you can.

C. Why walk the same path as the peasants. Stay off these "highways" they use nowadays too many peasants, and they might be infected. How horrid.

Well i do hope this gentleman could assist in your escapades, we should have tea before you go on your trip. Toodles!
-Darc Menon
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Carnack
Carnack
1. RE: To Sir Turkey Butts
Aug 1 2010, 4:42 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 1 2010, 4:42 PM EDT
Sir may I inquire as to the location of your survival plan? 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
DarcMenon
DarcMenon
2. RE: To Sir Turkey Butts
Aug 4 2010, 7:19 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 4 2010, 7:19 PM EDT
I have not yet created a formalized plan like the gentleman above me. But in most circumstances i will be fighting for my survival on the Island of Long, which is apart of the state of New York. Do you find this valuable?    
madworld0909
madworld0909
3. RE: To Sir Turkey Butts
Aug 4 2010, 7:33 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 4 2010, 7:33 PM EDT
um...is this a PM thread? Do you find this valuable?    
DeltaBravo1294
DeltaBravo1294
4. RE: To Sir Turkey Butts
Aug 4 2010, 10:05 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 4 2010, 10:05 PM EDT
Your post is an uncouth insult to gentlemen, I am of the mind to challenge you in fisticuffs over this poppycock! Do you find this valuable?    
Carnack
Carnack
5. RE: To Sir Turkey Butts
Aug 5 2010, 12:05 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 5 2010, 12:05 AM EDT
"I have not yet created a formalized plan like the gentleman above me. But in most circumstances i will be fighting for my survival on the Island of Long, which is apart of the state of New York."
Then don't you really think that before you start judging plans you should first start one yourself? So that we have proof that you are in a position to make such remarks?

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DarcMenon
DarcMenon
6. RE: To Sir Turkey Butts
Aug 9 2010, 2:05 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 19 2010, 4:00 PM EDT
Well, i was viewing ideas of fellow gentlemen and wished to offer criticisms. If i insulted you in some way or if i was wrong in any ideas of my post please sir inform me of this now before I make a mockery of myself. Also i did not realize i needed to prove myself to anyone but Sir Turkey Butts in this situation. Do you find this valuable?    
alcon-fay
alcon-fay
7. RE: To Sir Turkey Butts
Oct 25 2011, 8:29 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 25 2011, 8:29 PM EDT
My dear fellows, please calm down 0  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
8. RE: To Sir Turkey Butts
Oct 25 2011, 8:52 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 25 2011, 8:52 PM EDT
"My dear fellows, please calm down"
This was over a year ago, dude. Locked.
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