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YoungManTime
YoungManTime
Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 10:13 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 11:37 PM EDT
What would be a one liner that you would say after killing a zed?

Mine: 1)"Applesauce, b*tch!" 2)"It smells like someone died in here." 3) "Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead."
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2WheeledSpeed
2WheeledSpeed
1. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 10:18 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 10:18 AM EDT
"Erin Go Bragh motherf-cker!" 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
Duton1
Duton1
2. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 10:21 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 10:22 AM EDT
*Doffs hat* "You best keep lying down mate" Do you find this valuable?    

zack217
3. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 10:59 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 10:59 AM EDT
"*Doffs hat* "You best keep lying down mate""
TF2 ftw
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Duton1
Duton1
4. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 11:03 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 11:03 AM EDT
"TF2 ftw
"
;) Yup
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madworld0909
madworld0909
5. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 12:39 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 12:39 PM EDT
"Did you see his head go?" -Ed, Shaun of the Dead Do you find this valuable?    
toxic_shock
toxic_shock
6. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 1:57 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 1:57 PM EDT
"GTA motherf(ucker!"

Works best when driving.
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SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
7. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 3:53 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 3:59 PM EDT
Damn, TS, you took mine!

Either way:
"Take tha', ya bastard..."
"Yo, she-b*tch, let's go!"
"This used to be a NICE neighborhood!"
(After sniping one.) "Plenty to go around!"
"Say hi to Hitler for me!"
"Groovy."
"Yippe-kay-yay, motherf*cker."
"You got a purty mouth!" (WHAM!)
(If your melee weapon is a hammer.) "Hammer time, MOTHERF*CKER!"
This is gonna hurt you a LOT more than it's gonna hurt me!"

Edit: One more. "Clyde coulda beat him."

Edit Edit: Aw hell. "Imma live foreva! Ca-caw!" (Anyone watch SNL?)
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Spartan1190
Spartan1190
8. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 4:39 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 4:39 PM EDT
i kind of like..."KEEP THE CHANGE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL" Do you find this valuable?    
DevilNuts
DevilNuts
9. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 5:41 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 5:41 PM EDT
"i kind of like..."KEEP THE CHANGE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL""
Home Alone, wow nice.

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Carnack
Carnack
10. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 6:16 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 6:16 PM EDT
"Rest in pieces motherf*cker!"

Unoriginal I know but I'm not very talkative after an A-Gland flex.
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ViolentKisses
ViolentKisses
11. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 6:34 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 6:34 PM EDT
#1 Praise beith the dead that walk the earth

#2 Anyone in the mood for tacos?
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SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
12. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 6:34 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 6:34 PM EDT
Heh.
"I used to f*ck guys like you in prison!"
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ward_king
ward_king
13. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 9:36 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 9:36 PM EDT
1)you bid me adue

2)1 less zombie on my planet ,and one less bullet to make one zombie

3)what do I do?

4)you've ate too many brain's fatty.
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SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
14. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 9:45 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 9:45 PM EDT
"BAZINGA, b*tch!" 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
SlaveToDragons
SlaveToDragons
15. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 9:59 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 9:59 PM EDT
"Did i do that?" 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
malkine
malkine
16. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 9:59 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 10:02 PM EDT
good, bad, im the guy with the gun *BLAM*

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
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ward_king
ward_king
17. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 10:00 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 10:00 PM EDT
5)he's out of ammo Do you find this valuable?    
RUPREPARED
RUPREPARED
18. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 10:11 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 10:12 PM EDT
"NAILED IT"
"Well, He's not getting up"
"Didnt there use to be a head there?"
"Hmm, Zombies are alergic to bullets"
"Praise the lord and pass the ammunition"
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Duton1
Duton1
19. RE: Zombie killing one liners.
Aug 9 2010, 10:32 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 9 2010, 10:32 PM EDT
Where did I put my ammo.... Oh yeah, it's in your SKULL.
PLEASE just stay DOWN.
ALOTTA GOOD THAT GUN DID YA! (If the attacker is human)
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