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trophykiller |
how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 2 2010, 3:34 AM EDT
So, you may have seen an earlier post of mine where i pointed out zombie animals(zanimals) would be a pain in the ass.So, if my instinct(i guess that's what you would call it) is, ounce again, correct how would you deal with them? One that i'm realy concerned about is the bats. Imagine fighting something that small... that FLIES. another to be worried about are the aquatic mammals. they are underwater, after all, and VERY large. And the one that will have you crapping your pants: bears. i'm not sure how many of you realize this, but the best way to survive a bear attack(ounce its already attacking you) is to make it seem like you're not worth it. But this won't work after z-day, the bears will just keep coming until you're a zombie or it's dead. bad news. so what will you do?(feel free to give examples for all mammals) 12 out of 19 found this valuable. Do you? |
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DonovanRichter |
1. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 2 2010, 12:46 PM EDT
Ugh, that is really scary =O___O=.... No aquatic creatures!!! =>___<= I'm staying away from water!! Hmm, for the hateful little things I would hope that the virus had mutated so much to be able to affect them specifically that it wouldn't transmit over to humans from their bites. I think it would really come down to some pretty nasty things. guns would be difficult to use against smaller things but necessary for larger ones. You may have to go hand to hand and just try to crush things like bats =*_*= I can catch flies out of the air, sometimes, and bats are much larger and more predictable. Wearing heavily padded leather gauntlets and splinted bracers might help in keeping them from biting your hands. The machete that I would carry as a backup would give me maneuverability in attacking against the things that aren't as slow as the humans and even enough damage to incapacitate smaller animals in a single slash even if I didn't decapitate them. Heavy leather boots would help in stomping and kicking at such things too. Shin guards would be helpful, I think, especially since I would likely have running shoes. I think birds would be worse than bats. Bats have parts designed for eating insects and fruit mostly but many birds have sharp beaks and claws =*_*= At least bears would be very infrequent where I live, but I'd imagine either multiple spears or a gun would be the only real option =*_*= I would suggest sleeping in tents on the high ground though to give you some warning and time before you get bitten by some small rodent or bird. =*_*= A sawed off shotgun would actually come in handy if fighting fast aggressive little critters too! =^___^= 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Drakkarius |
2. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 2 2010, 1:01 PM EDT
If it's bigger than a dog, bullets do pretty good at mashing up brains. ;)If it's cat sized or smaller, boots and hammers sound like fun! >:D 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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trophykiller |
3. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 2 2010, 3:29 PM EDT
"If it's bigger than a dog, bullets do pretty good at mashing up brains. ;)and then bats come along and ruin your whole day. also, am i the only one morbidly afraid of being mauled by a dolphin? your head will be like a beach ball to them. 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Drakkarius |
4. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 2 2010, 3:32 PM EDT
Ah, bats... Well, flamethrowers are perfectly legal in most states... as for dolphins... don't go into the water...
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noobyassassin |
5. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 2 2010, 3:37 PM EDT
"Ah, bats... Well, flamethrowers are perfectly legal in most states... as for dolphins... don't go into the water..."Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water....... SUPERMUTATEDEVILZANIMALDOLPHINBIGGERJAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!11!!!!one!!! 1 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you? |
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mbartelsm |
6. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 2 2010, 4:01 PM EDT
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"and then bats come along and ruin your whole day.no, i was thinking the same. also, bats see through their ears, you just need to a) produce ultrasonic sounds b) take cover behind something soundproof. (see a vampire bat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vampire_bat_skeleton_face.jpg scary isn't it???) as for other animals, I've got the best solution ever: sleep in tree-houses, build your house in a tree, and you can defend from almost anything. the only problem would be bats, but they can be stopped with a glass 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
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trophykiller |
7. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 2 2010, 8:22 PM EDT
"no, i was thinking the same.and should the glass break? also, zombie bears would be perfect for taking out treehouses. P.S. i'm pretty sure zedobears(thats their new name) will be the ultimate buzzkill after z-day.(i can just see some guy on his porch with a .22, racking up the kills going "ya, mess em up! whats that... a bea- OH SWEET JESUS, GET IT OFF ME, OMFG, ITS EATING ME, GAH!!!!" or atleast thats my theory.) 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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mahatmashandi |
8. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 4 2010, 10:57 AM EDT
you realise that if it spreads to mosquitoes the human race will be dead in days?
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DonovanRichter |
9. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 4 2010, 11:24 AM EDT
Yeah there wouldn't be enough time to realize what was up in order to even attempt to get a defense made with mosquito net. I personally don't like that scenario so I don't think much about it =^_^= My personal brand of zombies would maybe mutate to infect a few other species but then the mutated strain wouldn't catch on the human cells' oligosaccharide tags so it wouldn't cross over. Still kinda fun to think about Zanimals though =^_^= As for the bear, I would always want a high powered rifleman in my group for distance shooting when applicable. We'd hope he could take care of the bear =*_*= Do you find this valuable? |
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trophykiller |
10. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 4 2010, 1:03 PM EDT
"you realise that if it spreads to mosquitoes the human race will be dead in days?"did you know that many diseases that are spread through blood, including AIDS, cannot be spread through mosqitoes? you see, in the time it takes for the mosquito to find some water, lay her eggs(this takes a surprisingly long time), find a new mate, mate, and find a human, the virus is dead. this counts for a surprising amout of diseases, explaining why we're not extinct. 5 out of 8 found this valuable. Do you? |
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cheif-beef |
11. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 4 2010, 9:22 PM EDT
I think mice or rodents in general are the scariest for me personally. Just imagine a swarm of Z-Mice, chipmunks, rats, and squirrels (all of which can climb trees) converging on your position hungry for blood and brains..... *shudder*... bison would be pretty darn frightening too... 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
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trophykiller |
12. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 4 2010, 10:25 PM EDT
"I think mice or rodents in general are the scariest for me personally. Just imagine a swarm of Z-Mice, chipmunks, rats, and squirrels (all of which can climb trees) converging on your position hungry for blood and brains..... *shudder*mountain lion, coyotes, wolves, horses, bats, bagers, prairie dogs, armadiloes, platypusses(did anyone ever tell you they have stingers with venom powerful enough to kill a dog?), cats, dogs, chuck norris, bears, whales, sea lions. imagine all of those coming to kill you. Do you find this valuable? |
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Bajarod2 |
13. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 8 2010, 9:44 AM EDT
"mountain lion, coyotes, wolves, horses, bats, bagers, prairie dogs, armadiloes, platypusses(did anyone ever tell you they have stingers with venom powerful enough to kill a dog?), cats, dogs, chuck norris, bears, whales, sea lions.Chuck Norris white blood cells would totally destroy the Zed Virus (assuming it is a virus). Unfortunately because of the total destruction of the virus cell a vaccine would be imposable to create. Do you find this valuable? |
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TehFuryMan |
14. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 8 2010, 11:38 AM EDT
Cat sized or smaller, just play whack-a-mole with it.
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anninhilator |
15. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 8 2010, 2:05 PM EDT
i can combat any zanimalhowever, im really afraid of zbugs :S Do you find this valuable? |
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trophykiller |
16. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 9 2010, 1:00 AM EDT
"Cat sized or smaller, just play whack-a-mole with it."have you ever killed a small animal with melee? it's hard. i ounce(note: you are about to hear the most impressive thing i've done in my whole life) chased down and stabbed a rabbit WITH A KNIFE.(guess that's the product of running everywhere you go) and there is a reason i hold this as the greatest thing i've ever done, i've literrally only met one guy who came close to this feat(he did it with a stick and had an advantage of throwing it to slow the rabbit down) Do you find this valuable? |
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TehFuryMan |
17. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 9 2010, 6:39 AM EDT
"have you ever killed a small animal with melee? it's hard. i ounce(note: you are about to hear the most impressive thing i've done in my whole life) chased down and stabbed a rabbit WITH A KNIFE.(guess that's the product of running everywhere you go)I can see how that can be hard with the rabbit running away from you. But remember we're talking about zombified animals that are coming at us and not fleeing. They're running right into death's arms. IT'S HAMMER TIME, BABY!!!! 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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trophykiller |
18. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 9 2010, 11:52 AM EDT
"I can see how that can be hard with the rabbit running away from you. But remember we're talking about zombified animals that are coming at us and not fleeing. They're running right into death's arms. IT'S HAMMER TIME, BABY!!!!"are you thor? seriously, thats a lot of stuff you've got to hit very fast, plus a lot of splatter, so unless your hammer shoots lightning and you don't sleep, rodents will still be a problem. 5 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Frag-12 |
19. RE: how will you combat zanimals?
Sep 9 2010, 1:28 PM EDT
Just like humans, anything that destroys the brain will work. It may be a little more difficult to deliver and may require a higher caliber but it will be the same method. You kill the brain or destroy the shell, you either kill or stop the zanimal. If animals become zombies, we will have a real fight on our hands. Can imagine zombie elephants or rhinos?I think it was too much for the genre writers to write about and had the virus kill animals outright unless they were experiments from the Umbrella Corporation. 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |