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Drakkarius |
1. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 22 2010, 6:05 AM EDT
Did you try sending in another application? If that doesn't work, contact the admins/mods. If they can't do anything about it, it's probably WP's fault.
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demsmine |
2. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 22 2010, 6:19 AM EDT
Start by drink excessively to the point where your liver is literally bloated and your daily vomiting session usually just consists of dry heaves with maybe a small portion of stomach bile and blood mixed in for good measure. Next try beating the living crap out of your nearest love one with a wooden spoon while yelling obscenities at anybody within a three mile radius. Maybe you could cover yourself in blue paint while reciting the pledge of allegiance, just to get your point across the He-man was a blant rip-off of Thundar the Barbarian.Now, once you have alienated all your friends and family lock yourself in a small window less room with four cans of duster and a beat up laptop you acquired at pawn shop with six gold filling you found at the last underground boxing match you went to. Then after inhaling all the duster beat off to the sound of your own voice singing the words to Wham's 1980's smash hit "Jitter Bug". Finally write something you find deeply introspective but most people will shutter at in disgust, and call self indulgent and presumptuous. PROCEED TO STARVE. Then after your daily visit to the local meth dealer, because alcohol has gotten too expensive, walk local dogs through the park for a straight fee of seven dollars a dog. Once all of this is achieved find the cheapest hotel room in your area strip down completely naked, write out a short but sweet good bye note, and wrap your lips around the barrel of a revolver. Or ask a Mod. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Drakkarius |
3. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 22 2010, 7:55 AM EDT
Oh my... And I thought *I* had issues...
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PedroAsani |
4. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 22 2010, 9:33 AM EDT
Demsmine, I think I love you.
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RUPREPARED |
5. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 22 2010, 12:22 PM EDT
Ouch Demsmine...I mean god damn...
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Maricely |
6. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 22 2010, 1:31 PM EDT
That should be in the code of conduct.
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Carnack |
7. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 22 2010, 2:20 PM EDT
...Dude what the heck xD
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EastCoaster9000 |
8. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 22 2010, 3:17 PM EDT
*drinks* "Oh damn, seems the cops are at my door. What do they want now?" Lol desmine should be admin. Do you find this valuable? |
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demsmine |
9. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 22 2010, 3:44 PM EDT
Just a little free form writing for fun, it's kinda like jazz. You just write whatever pops up, in a way that fits the question, kills boredom. And I was having trouble getting to sleep last night, or it could have been the month of September. My mind comes and goes.XDDo you find this valuable? |
Jahadaz |
10. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 22 2010, 6:57 PM EDT
Have you been following me around taking notes?
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demsmine |
11. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 22 2010, 7:11 PM EDT
"Have you been following me around taking notes?"NOOOOO,,,,,,maybe. Why, would it weird you out if i was, because i think you way awesome,,,, please say my name.XD Do you find this valuable? |
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AZ-Terminator001 |
12. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 30 2010, 5:43 AM EDT
Thanks for all your answers guyNow i'm a writer :) Do you find this valuable? |
SasquatchJim |
13. RE: How do you become a writer?
Oct 30 2010, 1:43 PM EDT
Demsmine, the song wasn't "Jitter Bug." It was "Wake me up before you Go-Go." Just sayin' :)Still, great post. Do you find this valuable? |
