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trophykiller
trophykiller
The rebar inn and tavern.
Dec 6 2010, 1:02 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 6 2010, 4:33 PM EST
Why, hello, traveler! How goes it? we have taken over this entire town, our faction has, and as such, have pretty much every kind of drink you could want... and lots of budweiser... please take some, we didn't think there'd be this much, please!

anyhow, if you didn't know, we are a hunting community who like to tell tales of our adventures through the wastes and show off our kills. For example, see that bear up there? He was infected, and I shot him from 300 yards away.

Anyhow, let's play some music! Any requests? We did raid a Best Buy last week, after all.

By the way, want to see a magic trick?*pulls 9mm out from behind your ear*

Oh, what do you think of the roboguards? Built then myself!
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trophykiller
trophykiller
1. RE: The rebar inn.
Dec 6 2010, 4:07 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 6 2010, 4:07 PM EST
No customers, eh... may as well open up the fist fighting area, I 'spose the robots can fight for now. Do you find this valuable?    
zombiekillerman
zombiekillerman
2. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 27 2011, 6:35 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 27 2011, 6:35 PM EST
well ill take a couple of budweisers if your giving them out!

that was some mighty fine shooting with that bear up there, what you kill him with?

and how much for one of these here fancy roboguards? i could do with one of these
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trophykiller
trophykiller
3. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 27 2011, 6:52 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 27 2011, 6:53 PM EST
"well ill take a couple of budweisers if your giving them out!

that was some mighty fine shooting with that bear up there, what you kill him with?

and how much for one of these here fancy roboguards? i could do with one of these"
My word, a customer! Good thing we looted the budweiser plant a couple miles out there, we have all the beer in the world!

I shot it with this*pulls out 6 shot grenade launcher* See that singed fur? Guess where that came from?

Well we can trade our weaponized rumba(can kill zeds AND clean up the mess) in exchange for your .308 and 50 shots. We guaruntee we programmed it right, so there's no risk of that "murderous rampage" thing our competetors forget to tell you about.

EDIT: spelling.
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zombiekillerman
zombiekillerman
4. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 27 2011, 6:59 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 27 2011, 7:04 PM EST
*whistles* thats a pretty nice piece youve got there, where did you get it from? i could do with somthing a bit more of a punch that my batterd old rifle

im fresh out of 50 shots, but i have around 100 .308s that im not using, is that enough?

if not iv just found out in this old basement bunker thing about 15 miles from here, was going to do it up and make it my home but ill let you guys come and have a look around and take something in exchange for a rumba
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trophykiller
trophykiller
5. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 27 2011, 7:10 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 27 2011, 7:10 PM EST
"im fresh out of 50 shots, but i have around 100 .308s that im not using, is that enough?

if not iv just found out in this old basement bunker thing about 15 miles from here, was going to do it up and make it my home but ill let you guys come and have a look around and take something in exchange for a rumba"
Yes, I'll take that, oh, andiIf we throw in 35 bottles of beer, will you let us follow you to your bunker(i love taking advantage of alcoholics)? Our faction is very large, you know(already annexed our whole town and the power plant over yonder, and are gaining a foothold in fort collins and cheyenne).
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zombiekillerman
zombiekillerman
6. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 27 2011, 7:17 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 27 2011, 7:18 PM EST
ill let you come and use my bunker if i become the sherif of it, ill listen to order from this town but ill be incharge of the day to day runnings of the place

its quite large and looks like it may have been military, but i didnt explore into the depts to much incase some infected were lurking down there, i came here to get a better gun and maybe some help

if you guys are willing to help me clear it and let me be sherif, ill quite happly let you follow me back to it and use it as a foothold
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oldannyboy37
oldannyboy37
7. RE: The rebar inn and tavern.
Jan 27 2011, 8:10 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 27 2011, 8:10 PM EST
So how's this work eh? Do you find this valuable?    
trophykiller
trophykiller
8. RE: The rebar inn and tavern.
Jan 27 2011, 9:41 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 27 2011, 9:41 PM EST
"So how's this work eh?"
We talk, you buy stuff. Not complex, plus I have all the jet you could ever want.
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oldannyboy37
oldannyboy37
9. RE: The rebar inn and tavern.
Jan 28 2011, 12:57 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 28 2011, 12:57 PM EST
To I get to tell the bartender about my problems? 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
zombiekillerman
zombiekillerman
10. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 28 2011, 3:05 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 28 2011, 3:05 PM EST
*stumbles back into the inn*

(guess whos back... back again...)

well im back from my bunker and looks like someone beat me to it, theres a group already setting up shop over there, and they look like their packing some pretty good hardware, guess there goes my plan for a nice little home.
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barret_zombie_bane
barret_zombie_bane
11. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 28 2011, 3:41 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 28 2011, 3:41 PM EST
*door swings slowly open*
hey guys wonderful weather huh?
got any running water or at least a towel for this blood?
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barret_zombie_bane
barret_zombie_bane
12. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 28 2011, 3:47 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 28 2011, 3:47 PM EST
killer nice to see you here... been a while ooh what's it been now three months? Do you find this valuable?    
zombiekillerman
zombiekillerman
13. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 28 2011, 3:49 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 28 2011, 3:50 PM EST
well, well.

if it isnt my ol' pal barret.

*throws over a hand towel*

more like 5 friend
how you been buddy?
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ItsMrManCub
ItsMrManCub
14. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 28 2011, 3:51 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 28 2011, 3:51 PM EST
*Walks in like I own the place*
I thought I cleared all the jet out of the area after I took out Dixon...

Hmm...If I see that sh!t on the streets again I'll know right where it came from. You can sell your whiskey and vodka but I dont wanna see any jet or buffout leaving out these doors.

*Walks out*
*Takes a handful of the green plant growing outside the bar*
*Comes back in*
You dont happen to sell cigarette papers do you?
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barret_zombie_bane
barret_zombie_bane
15. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 28 2011, 3:52 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 28 2011, 3:52 PM EST
*look down at the torn outfit, blood and scratches covering his body*
busy. just a bit busy.

and yourself?
ima just go ahead and guess city centre slaughtering zeds again?
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barret_zombie_bane
barret_zombie_bane
16. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 28 2011, 3:55 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 28 2011, 3:55 PM EST
howdy stranger whats with the flashheart entrance?

i might have some but i'd cost you.
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zombiekillerman
zombiekillerman
17. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 28 2011, 3:56 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 28 2011, 3:57 PM EST
"ima just go ahead and guess city centre slaughtering zeds again?"
nope, i lost my minigun a couple of months back, iv been forced to use this rubbish old rifle. *holds up a beaten and half broken rifle*

i found a bunker and was going to settle down, but some other guys beat me to it,
guess i might hang around here for a while


MrMan i got a couple of papers if you wanna trade
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barret_zombie_bane
barret_zombie_bane
18. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 28 2011, 3:58 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 28 2011, 3:58 PM EST
ah dude that sucks
*pulls rucksack off of back and sets it down on a stool before opening it*

uzi? or desert eagle?

i need the rest
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zombiekillerman
zombiekillerman
19. RE: The rebar inn.
Jan 28 2011, 4:03 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 28 2011, 4:03 PM EST
ill take an eagle any day
*holds out hand*

guess this makes up for the time you shot me in the backside

right the barkeeps not here right now but its free budweiser if you want some, and of course theres the jet if youre still hooked on that stuff
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