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irhemuter |
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toxic_shock |
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chitoryu12 |
2. RE: CaKe
Feb 13 2011, 12:55 AM EST
Did someone let the Shadybrook Asylum patients on the computer again?
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OriginalClamurai |
3. RE: CaKe
Feb 13 2011, 12:56 AM EST
"Do zombies like cake?"o_o Some say that you can hear their moans on the wind on some nights.... "Caaaaaaaake...." 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
jdi35 |
4. RE: CaKe
Feb 13 2011, 1:01 AM EST
"o_o Some say that you can hear their moans on the wind on some nights....don't worry, i have all sorts of cake.....just look at my avatar, i wouldn't lie to you.........much Do you find this valuable? |
Rocketman52 |
5. RE: CaKe
Feb 13 2011, 1:12 AM EST
"Do zombies like cake?"Yes. But not any kind of cake! Should you offer a zombie chocolate cake, they will devour your soul for offending them! However, a graceful gift of Jello Cake will likely calm the zombie, and distract it, allowing you to pet it, and with time, tame the creature. Finally, the introduction of the Heavenly Ice-Cream Cake will certainly lead to the passification of the zombie ranks, the unification of the dead and living, and a peace unlike any we have ever known or will ever know again. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
BigLoki |
6. RE: CaKe
Feb 13 2011, 1:15 AM EST
"Yes.don't offer up the Red Velvet cake though... that's an offer for mating...don't want that...or do you? 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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BigLoki |
8. RE: CaKe
Feb 13 2011, 1:22 AM EST
"the cake is a lie"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! <sniff, sniff> All that baking... for...for nothing? Oh god.... all is lost now... I will never have a pet zombie to do my yard work, and keep the meter reader from my house.... 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
Carnack |
9. RE: CaKe
Feb 13 2011, 3:01 AM EST
"Yes.You....are nuttier than a squirrel turd Rocket O_O 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Rocketman52 |
10. RE: CaKe
Feb 13 2011, 11:11 AM EST
"You....are nuttier than a squirrel turd Rocket O_O"Oooh.... Nut-cake is far from the zombie's usual dietary intakes. You see, the texture of the cake can often leave it dry very easily. The zombies, lacking the same saliva glands as us "Live Ones", as they call us, cannot produce the correct amount of liquids to dissolve the cake, leading to that dry throat where it's hard to swallow. Therefore, presenting a zombie with the gift of a Nut-cake will not only frustrate, and then infuriate them, but bring about the doom of mankind! Unless you give them a glass of milk to go with it. Then they can wash it down, and all is saved! Praise be to the milk! 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
