"i have proof!!! it was developed by soviets after ww2 and barely works. i wouldent call it zombiesm though, more like spaz attack. but it spreads if kept in contact so that is basicly zombie right? anyway it doesent work with humans and is really expensive, plus no value for money!!!1 would you pay $20 to see a headless chicken cos thats what its like. as for the cures, thats mainly bogus, exept the capsicum tea, that works and stops the animal shaking. All the other cures are from movies and books.

Also i dont have a lab... that was a ligh : / but i know capsicum tea works cos i left some out and it stoped shaking!!!"

".eucalyptus... crazily eating eucalyptu slows infection drasticly! so koalas are safe
. anti bactirial soap... rubbing antibacterial soap allover the wound and injecting some around the bite is dangerous but can stop zombie infection if used enough. but you have to do this quickly!!! theres no point doing this when your nearlly turning!
.capsicum tea... this does not cure the virus at all but if infection is out of hand and there is no other cure this quick fix completely relaxes the brain in the final hours and gets rid of all of the pain of the virus raveging through your body"

"Bites cause infection, as do blood things like transfusions and such, after infection there are a number of "cures " and "remedies" the number one cure is lopping off the limb that has been bitten, this will cease infection, another way is completly draining the blood in your body slowly whilst replaceing it with new blood. remedies to postpone infection are herbs and such which (surprisingly) work!

.eucalyptus... crazily eating eucalyptu slows infection drasticly! so koalas are safe
. anti bactirial soap... rubbing antibacterial soap allover the wound and injecting some around the bite is dangerous but can stop zombie infection if used enough. but you have to do this quickly!!! theres no point doing this when your nearlly turning!
.capsicum tea... this does not cure the virus at all but if infection is out of hand and there is no other cure this quick fix completely relaxes the brain in the final hours and gets rid of all of the pain of the virus raveging through your body

finally a shot through the head... the quick and easy cure for zombiesm.

As you may guess this is all theory, im not a time traveller come back to save earth, but this is scientific reasearch carried out in my lab. because i can bring a squirell and other small rodents back to life very temporerilly with this chemicall agent i made ;) it spreads like wildfrie throught colonys of small animals but not to worry, they die of brain inflammation after about 3 hours so this aint gonna get much bigger than it already is sitting in my house... as long as a baby doesent drink it...


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ok really... i dident make it... a man makes it so people can say goodbye to their pets. But they become aggressive and go into spassm after a while. "

"yeah... as i said its mostly bogus from movies and stuff, so i should probably shut up cos injecting antibacterial soap into yourself is probably not a good idea, or is it..... lol"