"You forgot to capitalize English there professor. I'm on a phone. Writing on a phone isn't easy. Everyone can understand what I'm saying."

"...and most of all respect the Viking."

"You forgot to capitalize English there professor. I'm on a phone. Writing on a phone isn't easy. Everyone can understand what I'm saying."

"LOL - I like that one."

"I just bought a Hachet from home depot for about 20$. My only problem is it is pretty dull, i know its made for chopping wood...but if i sharpen it up, i could easily severe a head. Any thoughts?"

"pluss there varey easy to throw theres 3 way that i do it
1 i throw it whith my dominint arm like im going to chop some wood but i relees my hand and thow it
2 you can swing it it like a base ball bat but lunge youre hole bottey and rellece youre grip
3 for biger ones you put bothe hands on the botome ove the handel and swing it strate over youre head agen like youre choping wood but wen you throw it like this u want it to feel like youre going to throw it in to the air or elts you whill just end up killing youre grass insted of eney zombies"

""Uhhmmm....Some people call them a Kaiser Blade but I call them a Sling Blade....Uhmmm Hummm "...Karl Childers

Around here most people call them a Brush Axe, a hooked double edge blade about 15 inch long held into a straight long handle with a couple bolts."