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blackscar43
The dearly beloved
Mar 23 2011, 11:55 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 23 2011, 11:55 PM EDT
Yes, by beloved, I mean the Twinkie. The cream filled pastry, un-opened from the packaging will be good and moist for 20 to 25 years after its been manufactured. Oh, and Honey will virtually last forever if the container is unopened. Not the healthiest, but those both are sure tasty. 1  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
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ZombieSurvival101
ZombieSurvival101
1. RE: The dearly beloved
May 1 2011, 1:32 PM EDT | Post edited: May 1 2011, 1:32 PM EDT
Actually, I once tried to keep a Twinkie in a cool, dry environment with the wrapper on for as long as I could, and it started sprouting mold after a month. This means that it was edible for about three weeks before it got bad on the inside.

It's the cream. The cream holds too much moisture and sugar for it NOT to be a bacteria paradise.
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EastCoaster9000
2. RE: The dearly beloved
May 1 2011, 1:45 PM EDT | Post edited: May 1 2011, 1:45 PM EDT
Yeah.... no.
And we all know the honey thing.
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theman838
theman838
3. RE: The dearly beloved
May 1 2011, 3:10 PM EDT | Post edited: May 1 2011, 3:10 PM EDT
Calling for a lock. Do you find this valuable?    
John_234
John_234
4. RE: The dearly beloved
May 1 2011, 3:17 PM EDT | Post edited: May 1 2011, 3:17 PM EDT
They have a know shelf life of about twenty five days, actually.

EDIT: Now here's a thought. How long would a twinkie preserved in honey last? Do you find this valuable?    
SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
5. RE: The dearly beloved
May 1 2011, 3:22 PM EDT | Post edited: May 1 2011, 3:22 PM EDT
"
EDIT: Now here's a thought. How long would a twinkie preserved in honey last?"
Until about 17 minutes after Justin Bieber becomes this site's idol.

*looks at watch.*
I'd say you've got a while. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

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