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zombiekilloftheweek
free stuff
May 25 2011, 10:34 AM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 10:34 AM EDT
one thing good when zombies come is that stuff is free 5  out of 7 found this valuable. Do you?    
Duton1
Duton1
1. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 10:36 AM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 10:36 AM EDT
That's uh, nice? Can you capitalize and punctuate properly? Welcome to the ZSDW. 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
ItsMrManCub
ItsMrManCub
2. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 10:39 AM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 10:39 AM EDT
"one thing good when zombies come is that stuff is free"
And it wont be illegal to shoot people. :D
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FrankLeeDeRainged
FrankLeeDeRainged
3. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 10:50 AM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 10:50 AM EDT
"one thing good when zombies come is that stuff is free"
Yea, an it'll only cost all the progress we strove for, millions of peoples lives and any hopes for the future.

A bargain!
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VagabondVance
VagabondVance
4. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 11:22 AM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 11:22 AM EDT
"one thing good when zombies come is that stuff is free"
Yup, and comes with a free round of 12ga to the face!
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NACHO.DYNAMYTE
NACHO.DYNAMYTE
5. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 11:33 AM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 11:33 AM EDT
At least the idiots will die out. 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
PedroAsani
PedroAsani
6. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 12:24 PM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 12:24 PM EDT
"Yea, an it'll only cost all the progress we strove for, millions of peoples lives and any hopes for the future.

A bargain!
_"
Billions of lives.
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FrankLeeDeRainged
FrankLeeDeRainged
7. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 12:36 PM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 12:37 PM EDT
"Billions of lives."
Millions is as optimistic as it gets around here.
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forvalaka
forvalaka
8. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 12:56 PM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 12:56 PM EDT
I don't know most of them, but I think I'd miss them anyway. And zombies don't go for the stupid by preference. Smart people can have bad luck too. Do you find this valuable?    
DLOWTHEMAD
DLOWTHEMAD
9. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 12:58 PM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 12:58 PM EDT
"one thing good when zombies come is that stuff is free"
If by free you mean it cost the lives of all your friends and family members that weren't prepared, and alot that were. It'll cost you your sanity likely, You'll never get a new car again, no more television, and the more free stuff you gather, the more likely you are to get it taken by mean or desperate people.

You most likely will have a extremely shortened life expectancy, you will probably never have your favorite foods again, and most likely, none of us will ever not have to struggle again.

But hey, who cares, slim jims and xbox games will be free...
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FrankLeeDeRainged
FrankLeeDeRainged
10. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 1:01 PM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 1:01 PM EDT
"I don't know most of them, but I think I'd miss them anyway. And zombies don't go for the stupid by preference. Smart people can have bad luck too."
Hmmm, you don't know the guy who's responsible for seeing that your house has a water supply for example, your gonna miss him.

Do I need to go on?
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timberrattler
timberrattler
11. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 1:18 PM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 1:18 PM EDT
"one thing good when zombies come is that stuff is free"
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.....

Nothing in life is free. Nothing.

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nate121
nate121
12. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 3:23 PM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 3:23 PM EDT
How silly of me to think this would be a constructive thread about Survival supplies obtained at low to no cost.... 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
SovietPrince
SovietPrince
13. RE: free stuff
May 25 2011, 9:20 PM EDT | Post edited: May 25 2011, 9:20 PM EDT
So, in the event that you get surrounded by zombies but can maintain yourself.. who here is for naming zombies, talking to them, making "friends" with them?

Cuz i totally would be. To keep my sanity.

Maybe I should get a paintball gun so I can play paintball with my new zombie friends. LOL
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