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Discussion: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
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SasquatchJim |
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toxic_shock |
1. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:06 AM EDT
What's your tagline? You know, Obama's was "Change". The people love buzzwords!
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Rocketman52 |
2. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:08 AM EDT
*Raises a microphone and raises his hand.*Uh, Mister SJ, sir! If you win the election, what is your stance on newbs! Also, will you take steps to stop plugging the drains in the Bar with your Sasquatch fur?! The sink is clogged - again! Do you find this valuable? |
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SasquatchJim |
3. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:09 AM EDT
| Post edited: Jun 4 2011, 12:12 AM EDT
"What's your tagline? You know, Obama's was "Change". The people love buzzwords!"My tagline: The ZSDW is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. But I'll try to make it sweet. My stance on newbs: As long as they conduct themselves responsibly, I'm happy to meet 'em. Always like to see new ideas and content. However, if a member conducts themselves direspectfully or speaks in condescension, I will try to deal with it. And I will shave off my fur. Do you find this valuable? |
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SasquatchJim |
4. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:21 AM EDT
In all seriousness, there's a reason why I'm not saying what I'll do, making promises, etc.Way I see it, y'all already have your opinions of me and what I will do. Making promises and speeches now ain't gonna change what you think. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
randomknife666 |
5. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:26 AM EDT
"In all seriousness, there's a reason why I'm not saying what I'll do, making promises, etc.I like your approach, good luck. Do you find this valuable? |
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Rocketman52 |
6. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:26 AM EDT
*Nods head enthusiastically and raises recorder again, before shouting over the other reporters present.*Sir, what about the alleged reports focusing on your abuse of other members with a yield sign?! Is there any truth to this? 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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SasquatchJim |
7. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:27 AM EDT
"I like your approach, good luck."Thanks. You too. Do you find this valuable? |
VagabondVance |
8. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:37 AM EDT
I'll vote for you if you can finish this sentence properly SJ,Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo ___________
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randomknife666 |
9. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:39 AM EDT
"I'll vote for you if you can finish this sentence properly SJ,Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo ___________". And that right there, makes it a sentence. Do you find this valuable? |
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SasquatchJim |
10. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:43 AM EDT
"I'll vote for you if you can finish this sentence properly SJ,Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo ___________"Bison. Do you find this valuable? |
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VagabondVance |
11. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:45 AM EDT
Both of you are incorrect... : (
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randomknife666 |
12. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:48 AM EDT
"Both of you are incorrect... : ("buffalo. How about now? Do you find this valuable? |
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VagabondVance |
13. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:50 AM EDT
"buffalo.Meh, I was hoping one of you gents would say burger, to be honest :P Round: RK666 Do you find this valuable? |
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SasquatchJim |
14. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:51 AM EDT
"Meh, I was hoping one of you gents would say burger, to be honest :PIf he gets the round, can I have the square? Do you find this valuable? |
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VagabondVance |
15. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:53 AM EDT
"If he gets the round, can I have the square?"Only if you try to fit a triangle into it. Do you find this valuable? |
SovietPrince |
16. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:55 AM EDT
"*Nods head enthusiastically and raises recorder again, before shouting over the other reporters present.*apparently he's not denying them... @ VagabondVance: Would Venison have counted? Do you find this valuable? |
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SasquatchJim |
17. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 12:57 AM EDT
"apparently he's not denying them...Oops, didn't see that XD I did not have sexual relations with, er... *pauses while someone whisperes in his ear.* I plea the 5th. Do you find this valuable? |
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VagabondVance |
18. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 1:00 AM EDT
"I did not have sexual relations with, er...*Stops whispering in SJ's ear* Well now, do I have a story to tell the tabloids, highest bidder please line up :D 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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SovietPrince |
19. RE: I Am a Campaigning Bastard.
Jun 4 2011, 1:01 AM EDT
"*Stops whispering in SJ's ear*can i pay in venison? 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
