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versagen
versagen
20. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 4:48 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 4:48 PM EDT
"Why would you be walking through a "peaceful" walk through a cemetary with the one you love? That's a little creepy"
That is humor, actually. Because you're either morbid or stupid if you do that. Do you find this valuable?    
VagabondVance
VagabondVance
21. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 4:59 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 4:59 PM EDT
"That is humor, actually. Because you're either morbid or stupid if you do that."
What if we go through making a ruckus and blowing up graves?
That is neither morbid or stupid :D Do you find this valuable?    
versagen
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22. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 5:17 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 5:17 PM EDT
"What if we go through making a ruckus and blowing up graves?
That is neither morbid or stupid :D"
Wow... No respect for the dead...
That's cool, I have no respect for the living. Do you find this valuable?    
DevilNuts
DevilNuts
23. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 5:19 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 5:19 PM EDT
"Just make it a motion sensor, and everytime someone walks past my recording will say "FOR GODS SAKE I'M NOT DEAD GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!""
hahaha WIN!!!

I want to be cooked up and served in a baked ziti at my own funeral. And right after the meal, my video will be played, where I will tell everyone they just ate me.

"I may have passed on, but a little piece of me is in each and every one of you..... except for the vegetarians." 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
DLOWTHEMAD
DLOWTHEMAD
24. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 5:25 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 5:25 PM EDT
"hahaha WIN!!!

I want to be cooked up and served in a baked ziti at my own funeral. And right after the meal, my video will be played, where I will tell everyone they just ate me.

"I may have passed on, but a little piece of me is in each and every one of you..... except for the vegetarians.""
LMAO Do you find this valuable?    
VagabondVance
VagabondVance
25. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 5:40 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 5:40 PM EDT
"Wow... No respect for the dead...
That's cool, I have no respect for the living."
Pfft, it is how everybody secretly wants to go out, with a blast! Do you find this valuable?    
versagen
versagen
26. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 5:45 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 5:45 PM EDT
"Pfft, it is how everybody secretly wants to go out, with a blast!"
Oh that makes complete sense! lol Do you find this valuable?    
VagabondVance
VagabondVance
27. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 5:49 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 5:49 PM EDT
"Oh that makes complete sense! lol"
Yup, it is all the rage over in the Middle East, shameful thing is though they do it in public, and that is just wrong. It is a very private moment, they don't need to share it with the world. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
versagen
versagen
28. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 6:00 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 6:00 PM EDT
"Yup, it is all the rage over in the Middle East, shameful thing is though they do it in public, and that is just wrong. It is a very private moment, they don't need to share it with the world. "
But it's so much better that way! Then you get to share it with your friends and family! And other people can be envious of you! Do you find this valuable?    
necroslaughter
necroslaughter
29. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 7:08 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 7:08 PM EDT
The secret of life is......beep beep Do you find this valuable?    
DEVILDOGMP
DEVILDOGMP
30. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 7:11 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 7:11 PM EDT
"Yup, it is all the rage over in the Middle East, shameful thing is though they do it in public, and that is just wrong. It is a very private moment, they don't need to share it with the world. "
LMFAO! Omfg I am literally gasping for air right now! Hahahahaha! Do you find this valuable?    
DEVILDOGMP
DEVILDOGMP
31. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 7:13 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 7:13 PM EDT
"hahaha WIN!!!

I want to be cooked up and served in a baked ziti at my own funeral. And right after the meal, my video will be played, where I will tell everyone they just ate me.

"I may have passed on, but a little piece of me is in each and every one of you..... except for the vegetarians.""
^THIS is friggin EPIC! All 150 guests at your funeral throwing up simultaniously... Do you find this valuable?    
versagen
versagen
32. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 7:14 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 7:14 PM EDT
I love it when people actually get jokes! 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
DEVILDOGMP
DEVILDOGMP
33. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 7:21 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 7:21 PM EDT
"I love it when people actually get jokes!"
I have personal experience with that joke Vance said, as I was deployed to Afghanistan and saw a bunch of bad sh!t. Do you find this valuable?    
versagen
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34. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 7:54 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 7:54 PM EDT
"I have personal experience with that joke Vance said, as I was deployed to Afghanistan and saw a bunch of bad sh!t. "
Sounds like a blast. My step-bro went a few years ago when it was mellower there. He just came back from Iraq last week. Do you find this valuable?    
DEVILDOGMP
DEVILDOGMP
35. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 7:58 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 7:58 PM EDT
"Sounds like a blast. My step-bro went a few years ago when it was mellower there. He just came back from Iraq last week."
I'm guessing he's Army? Do you find this valuable?    
versagen
versagen
36. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 8:05 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 8:05 PM EDT
"I'm guessing he's Army?"
Nope, Air Force. Do you find this valuable?    
DEVILDOGMP
DEVILDOGMP
37. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 8:12 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 8:12 PM EDT
"Nope, Air Force."
Ooo chairforce. Respect, those guys keep us safe up in the sky. Do you find this valuable?    
Marsden
Marsden
38. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 8:25 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 8:25 PM EDT
I'm kind of caught between two phrases at the minute.

If it looks certain that I am going to be killed:
1.) "Only the actions of the just smell sweet and blossom in their dust."

If it looks like I have a chance of survival:
2.) "If you kill me, I shall rise from my tomb, To submit my cause before God's throne. " 1  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
Markthegenius
Markthegenius
39. RE: What would be your last words?
Jun 14 2011, 9:53 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 14 2011, 9:53 PM EDT
My last words would have to be:

"I buried weapons, gold and food underneath the...." Do you find this valuable?    
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