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SasquatchJim |
...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:20 PM EDT
First off, thanks to JPTank for the idea. This is basically a rip-off of his "could be worse" thread.Rules are simple: Post a scenario. The person after you will then have to post something better. #1 You are sitting at home when a zombie busts through the door. You shoot it in the face. Do you find this valuable? |
VagabondVance |
1. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:22 PM EDT
"First off, thanks to JPTank for the idea. This is basically a rip-off of his "could be worse" thread.You become Duke Nukem and proceed to save humanity yet again. Gaining all sorts of crazy weapons and babes. Do you find this valuable? |
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SasquatchJim |
2. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:24 PM EDT
"You become Duke Nukem and proceed to save humanity yet again. Gaining all sorts of crazy weapons and babes. "You become Ash Williams and proceed to save humanity yet again. Hail to the king, baby. Do you find this valuable? |
versagen |
3. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:28 PM EDT
"You become Ash Williams and proceed to save humanity yet again. Hail to the king, baby."You become Chuck Norris. Do you find this valuable? |
JPTank |
4. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:29 PM EDT
You're racing down a long hallway, three zeds are chasing you. You are disoriented and don't know where you are in the building. You close a door behind you - trapping the zeds on the other side. You keep running and see a window streight ahead. You dive through and fall ten stories... ... Into a HUGE pool of hot fudge sundae :) ooooohhhh yeeaaaaahhhh!!!!!! Not a problem Jim, great work on the sequel! Do you find this valuable? |
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SasquatchJim |
5. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:30 PM EDT
"You become Chuck Norris."You become Chuck Norris with a BB gun. Do you find this valuable? |
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VagabondVance |
6. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:34 PM EDT
"You become Chuck Norris with a BB gun."Not a BB gun but the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, with a compass on the stock, and this thing that tells time. Do you find this valuable? |
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versagen |
7. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:35 PM EDT
"You become Chuck Norris with a BB gun."The zombies die as soon as they see you. Hot fudge! Do you find this valuable? |
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SasquatchJim |
8. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:37 PM EDT
"The zombies die as soon as they see you.The zombies turn into beautiful women as soon as they see you. Do you find this valuable? |
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versagen |
9. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:40 PM EDT
"The zombies turn into beautiful women as soon as they see you."Zombies turn into guys like Taylor as soon as you see them. Do you find this valuable? |
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10. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:43 PM EDT
"The zombies turn into beautiful women as soon as they see you."Ron Jeremy, Hugh Hefner, Chuck Norris and "The Most Interesting Man In The World" all say that "You're THE Man!" 4 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you? |
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VagabondVance |
11. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:44 PM EDT
"Zombies turn into guys like Taylor as soon as you see them."They die, and burn in hell, also all these mother fracking snakes get off this mother fracking plane and kill all the zombies. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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versagen |
12. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:46 PM EDT
"They die, and burn in hell, also all these mother fracking snakes get off this mother fracking plane and kill all the zombies. "Noooo!!!!! I want my Taylor!!!!!! Do you find this valuable? |
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JPTank |
13. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:47 PM EDT
You're thirsty and just escaped a city. You're walking through the deasert aimlessly and slowly firing of dehydration. You find a glacier.
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VagabondVance |
14. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:50 PM EDT
"Noooo!!!!! I want my Taylor!!!!!!"@Versagen, Silly rabbit, only real men can live in a post apocalyptic world! So say goodbye to your brother for us all XD @JP It isn't just a glacier, its the North Pole complete with Santa's Workshop. Do you find this valuable? |
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versagen |
15. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:52 PM EDT
"@Versagen, Silly rabbit, only real men can live in a post apocalyptic world!I'll say goodbye to TK, but I werewolves beat zombies any day. Especially if they're hot werewolves. Do you find this valuable? |
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JPTank |
16. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:53 PM EDT
"@Versagen, Silly rabbit, only real men can live in a post apocalyptic world!:O does santas workshop have lots of cool guns? Do you find this valuable? |
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VagabondVance |
17. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:58 PM EDT
@Versagen, they aren't hot but they sure are flaming in a whole other way@JP, Yup Death Metal Santa for the win @Topic, ED-209's walk all up in this joint. Do you find this valuable? |
Sharpie41 |
18. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 9:59 PM EDT
"I'll say goodbye to TK, but I werewolves beat zombies any day. Especially if they're hot werewolves."Off topic, you know he's gay right? Apparently there's a vid going around of him and sparkly d-bag making out On topic, no idea what to say Do you find this valuable? |
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versagen |
19. RE: ...I Got Better.
Jun 21 2011, 10:01 PM EDT
"Off topic, you know he's gay right? Apparently there's a vid going around of him and sparkly d-bag making outNever!!!!!! On topic: Neither do I... 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
