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oldannyboy37 |
Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 2:49 PM EDT
So, I was thinking of ideas for a thread and I remembered this post that I read on another site where all the members basically mentioned how much certain gun/rounds/weapons suck so much followed by an over exaggeration of why. Feel free to add your own "Suck" post as well.Remember that this is all for fun, this is in no way meant to be taken seriously. So, without further ado. Ar-15/M16..... It's a great weapons system when it works. Just be sure to keep out any dirt debris and anything else that's only exclusive to Earth. Oh and be sure to buy expensive lubricants to put in it so it will work right...oh and be sure to break it in so it will work right. AK47/74. It's a great weapons system......You just can't hit a freaking thing with it. Oh and it's a great gun for short people, being as the stock is only like 10 inches long. Oh and if you love crappy ergonomics....then you'll love this cheap, overrated jewel. Oh and nothing say's originality like owning the most mass produced rifle on the planet. FAL.......It's a great weapons system.....There's just a bunch of cults that are in love with it. Apparently it's the greatest invention since the wheel. Oh and if you like ammo that weighs as much as a brick you'll love this rifle! Now for ammo. 9mm......It's a great round....You just can't kill anything that weighs more than an average poodle with it. But hey, you get a bunch of em! .45acp....It's a good round. It's really effective for people who are trying to compensate for something....oh and it's so awesome, that you can only carry a few of them in a magazine because of how awesome they are. .40 slow and worthless......It's a good round. It's basically a neutered .45 that doesn't allow you to have the high capacity or low recoil of a 9mm, so you get the worst of both worlds! 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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oldannyboy37 |
1. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 2:50 PM EDT
| Post edited: Jun 24 2011, 2:53 PM EDT
Now you try! Remember that it's all for comedy, so don't take a thing said in this thread seriously. Just post information that seems like something a COD obsessed troll would spout. Do you find this valuable? |
DLOWTHEMAD |
2. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 3:07 PM EDT
Intentional weapons trolling... I don't know if I can do this...Katanas are useless because they all are just fakes made to look pretty, and are just as dangerous to the user as the target. Unless you are a full fledged samurai you will only be able to hurt your self. I can't do any more.... posting such obviously false information made me feel cheap and dirty.... I need a shower 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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oldannyboy37 |
3. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 3:10 PM EDT
"Intentional weapons trolling... I don't know if I can do this...My turn. katanas...,they're great weapon.....as long as you've trained for like half your life....oh and if you don't buy one of the $1000+ ones it might break and kill you on accident, no biggie. Do you find this valuable? |
OutlawJames |
4. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 3:11 PM EDT
Glocks are great..as long as you dont fire them, cause the plastic frames stretch..and if you get to close to a microwave thats on, they'll melt....
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oldannyboy37 |
5. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 3:14 PM EDT
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Glocks/Hand grenades, they're both great weapons systems. Neither weigh much, and they both blow up! The hand grenade just happens to have better ergonomics though. 2WS approves of the this message. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
trophykiller |
6. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 4:01 PM EDT
M1911: Old and made by MORMONS! I bet the guy who invented it didn't know anything about guns, or atleast not compared to skilled 21 year old Navy SEAL Spetznaz Spartans like me!Guns in general: They're too easy to use, obviously since in a fight everyone will hold still and give no resistance like in the Bourne trilogy, you gotta use the less effective weapons like bows and knives. You see, even though I've never actually been in real combat, I'm still a super-skilled and awesome dude who could kill anything with ease! Trust me, I just know... 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
2WheeledSpeed |
7. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 7:28 PM EDT
"Glocks/Hand grenades, they're both great weapons systems. Neither weigh much, and they both blow up! The hand grenade just happens to have better ergonomics though.Whenever I'm out from now on, this man is in charge of all my replies. Now that my affairs are in order I'm going back to the bar. Do you find this valuable? |
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2WheeledSpeed |
8. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 7:32 PM EDT
Oh and..."Your 1911 can't even be within 10 feet of a box of hollowpoints without choking! Try something modern and reliable, like this Glock!" 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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9. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 8:46 PM EDT
The M249 is my favorite weapon. It weighs like 300 lbs even with the scout setup, and seems so much smaller than a 240 that people look at it and say "Aw, that little ole thing? You could carry that all day!" Another plus is the 1,000 rounds you get to carry with it -- linked up,of course, since it fawks up every time you try to load a magazine into the magazine well it was made with! Plus it takes forever to clean properly, so you don't have to worry about stuff like hobbies or extra sleep. Best part, though? Accidentally killing someone every time you try to disable a vehicle! All time fav!
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chitoryu12 |
10. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 10:04 PM EDT
What the f*ck is a Mosin? Is that one of those 20 pound pieces of crap that can't hit the broad side of a barn from inside with a laser sight and needs to be stepped on to reload?
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oldannyboy37 |
11. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 24 2011, 11:25 PM EDT
You know what the best gun is? A Hi-Point.....It's like a Glock in that it's an unreliable piece of crap that will probably explode like a hand grenade...but it's like $200 cheaper. So you can be fatally maimed for a lot less!
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DonovanRichter |
12. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 25 2011, 3:35 AM EDT
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Mosin, hi-point, ARs.... Dude, guns suck! You can't really aim a pistol in the middle of a crisis! You're all going to think you'll be able to hit the things coming at you but you'll just end up drawing more of a crowd as all of your expensive weapons jam one after another! And don't get me started on shotguns, cuz you aren't going to get very far with those four shells before you have to reload! Only my katana is reliable for slicing through necks time and time again, just like the ninja did! Oh ... wow... =^_^;= that was.. cathartic. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
LastPariah |
13. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 25 2011, 3:43 AM EDT
Love the comment on the AR and AK weapons systems. they are both HIGHLY OVERATED.
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DonovanRichter |
14. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 25 2011, 3:46 AM EDT
You're darn right they are! =>_<= Bunch a pansies with guns who are afraid to use real weapons! 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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2WheeledSpeed |
15. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 25 2011, 6:24 AM EDT
"Love the comment on the AR and AK weapons systems. they are both HIGHLY OVERATED."Just for you :) "Then there is the Mk23. Which is huge, accurate, reliable, (which it damn well better be, since it is the size and weight of a Mini-14) costs as much as a used car, huge, and is universally despised by the SF that it is issued to. Talk to anyone that is in an SF unit. The Mk23s they’ve been issued sit unused in arms room. Did I mention that it is HUGE? But that’s okay, because the HK fan boys will explain that it is an OFFENSIVE handgun. (scratches head) whatever the hell that is supposed to mean." 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
Unassigned |
16. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 25 2011, 1:31 PM EDT
*Unassigned steps up to the podium with a pile of papers, shuffles them around and raises his hand to motion for silence, then clears his throat.*To Whom It May Concern: Heckler and Koch still hates you. That is all. *Backs away from podium and slowly walks away.* 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
ZeMatch |
17. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 25 2011, 1:45 PM EDT
Glocks, c'mon! They're made of the same plastic they use to make wiffle ball bats. At least you can stuff the bats to make them heavier with newspaper, styrofoam or concrete.Glocks aren't even aerodynamic enough to be thrown at your enemy properly when your rounds run out. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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crazyteddy36 |
18. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 25 2011, 2:46 PM EDT
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY ******* SUCKS THAT I HATE WITH THE FIERY PASSION OF A THOUSAND BURNING SUNS? HUMANS ALL THEY EVER DO IS WHINE MOAN ***** AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. THOSE ******* SCUMBAGS. (sarcasm I love you guys)
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LastPariah |
19. RE: Everything sucks!
Jun 25 2011, 2:51 PM EDT
"What the f*ck is a Mosin? Is that one of those 20 pound pieces of crap that can't hit the broad side of a barn from inside with a laser sight and needs to be stepped on to reload?"Its an old Bolt-Action Russian rifle from the late 19th century 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
