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Sharpie41
Sharpie41
80. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 29 2011, 5:21 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 29 2011, 5:21 PM EDT
"Hey, hey, hey. You know LJ reads your posts. Guys can be sensitive about the size of thier junk. Its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean ya know."
Hahaha awesome TR, poor guy
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VagabondVance
VagabondVance
81. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 29 2011, 5:36 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 29 2011, 5:36 PM EDT
"Guys can be sensitive about the size of thier junk. Its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean ya know."
Then I guess Buffalo Bill has a "submarine" then, if he hides it when he sees fit.
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kinelta
kinelta
82. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 29 2011, 8:36 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 29 2011, 8:36 PM EDT
"Oh I forgot. I do not like pregnant women. I have no idea why. I get nauses every time I'm around one. Even when I was pregnant, I didn't like to be around other pregnant women. lol"
I don't care overly much for myself when I'm pregnant come to think of it...
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LJ126
LJ126
83. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 29 2011, 11:14 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 29 2011, 11:14 PM EDT
=) I get the job done, gentlemen. I might not have the biggest boat but there's a whole lot of engine pushing it! Do you find this valuable?    
Maricely
Maricely
84. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 29 2011, 11:20 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 29 2011, 11:20 PM EDT
"Hey, hey, hey. You know LJ reads your posts. Guys can be sensitive about the size of thier junk. Its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean ya know."
Trust me, if that were the case, I would have sent him back to St. Louis a long time ago.
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Carnack
Carnack
85. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 12:40 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 12:40 AM EDT
"=) I get the job done, gentlemen. I might not have the biggest boat but there's a whole lot of engine pushing it!"
Speed ain't always a plus little guy. ^.~
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Sharpie41
Sharpie41
86. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 12:43 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 12:43 AM EDT
"Speed ain't always a plus little guy. ^.~"
I'd rather be a monster truck than a Ferrari LJ.....

Haha, Nice Carnack
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brandon_a_boyer
brandon_a_boyer
87. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 1:00 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 1:00 AM EDT
"No offense Boyer but...that is not gonna happen.

My survival will matter more than yours. Your *only* hope is to link someone else's to yours in a way they don't resist or to seperate your survival from theirs to keep contradictions at a minimum.

Operating like you are the center of the universe will get you snuffed since no one will play that game with you or even attempt it."
Conflicts always happen, I'm not saying that they won't . But ultimately I am the one who makes the choices regarding my survival.

An example for clarification.

There is a religious fanatic that starts preaching some pretty aggressive ideas. That **** is getting snipped right at the bud

Same as if we had a guy who went searching for drugs every time we went looking for supplies. He might end up having an accident too.

This goes back to the rape thread and to the multitude of other threads that we've discussed similar topics on. I will do anything to ensure my chances of survival. I'm OK with that making me an *******.
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Carnack
Carnack
88. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 1:25 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 1:27 AM EDT
Are you okay with getting taken to random location and shot? Because generally speaking that's a real possibility too.

The bottom line is that when it comes down to it you will not always be the final word in that regard.
You may not get the option of killing off people that personally make your inner sheriff twitch.

There are some behaviours that impact your odds at survival
Some in a positive way such as being calm in the face of aggression.
Others are subjective like a lack of social skills.
Still others more often than not negativly impact your odds.

In this case you seem to be falling into the negative camp. No one rests easy when people are getting vanished in the night by a vigilante.

No offense.
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thelittlefieryone
thelittlefieryone
89. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 8:19 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 8:19 AM EDT
"To both of you..

Hahaha how does that work?"
Lol I have no idea.
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Maricely
Maricely
90. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 8:45 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 8:45 AM EDT
"Speed ain't always a plus little guy. ^.~"
Alright Carnack, let's see some pics of the heat you're packing. Otherwise, move on.
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Sharpie41
Sharpie41
91. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 10:00 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 10:00 AM EDT
"Alright Carnack, let's see some pics of the heat you're packing. Otherwise, move on. "
Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!! (In Russell Peters voice)

Carnack watch out, girl don't sit idley by while their mans manhood get insulted
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LJ126
LJ126
92. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 1:30 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 1:30 PM EDT
"Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!! (In Russell Peters voice)

Carnack watch out, girl don't sit idley by while their mans manhood get insulted"
Oh, my manhood isn't insulted. I'm just trying to figure out Carnack's penis fixation... is there something we need to talk about? Does the closet door need to be opened?
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Ready_For_Z-Day
Ready_For_Z-Day
93. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 1:57 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 1:57 PM EDT
"Oh, my manhood isn't insulted. I'm just trying to figure out Carnack's penis fixation... is there something we need to talk about? Does the closet door need to be opened?"
Carnack, it's okay. We're your friends and I've been in your situation before... You can trust us, just open that door and we promise not to laugh at you because you were forced to come out due to a liability thread.
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Carnack
Carnack
94. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 6:38 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 7:00 PM EDT
"Alright Carnack, let's see some pics of the heat you're packing. Otherwise, move on. "
Lol my junk ain't for public consumption...yeah I'll leave it at that.

Plenty of other crap to bust my stones over. =]

Nice comeback LJ. Although do I detect some wishful thinking on your part?

(LOL is it against the rules to semi-derail your own topic?)

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VagabondVance
VagabondVance
95. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 6:57 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 6:57 PM EDT
"(LOL is it against the rules to semi-derail your own topic?)

"
*In a southern drawl*
It is
*Racks shotgun*
Get back to work you nimbly-bimbly boys and stop talking about your naughty bits. Unless you want to feed them to Miss Laura. like this fella is trying to.
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/gator_20lunch.jpg
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zombiekillingspree
zombiekillingspree
96. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 7:18 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 7:18 PM EDT
Right now I would have to go with my broken thumb but when that gets better I would have to go with the fact that I almost always over react
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OutlawJames
OutlawJames
97. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 8:20 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 8:20 PM EDT
If I was in a group that had to move fast on foot. I have the stamina, but my legs
( both knees, right ankle has limited mobility and as result right hip is also damaged from trying to compensate) are so shot,
I cant run fast for more than maybe 100 yards before the pain drops me.

I would be the guy that takes rear guard to cover everyones escape.

But I couldnt keep up moving fast over long distance.
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zombiekillingspree
zombiekillingspree
98. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jun 30 2011, 9:58 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 9:58 PM EDT
"In a group of young, fit survivors I would be a liability.

I might not be able to run fast enough, climb a chain-link fence or swim across a fast moving creek. Age is tapping me on the shoulder and as hard as I try to ignore it it isn't going away.

I've recognized this and recently bought a <nobr>mountain bike</nobr> and an old weight bench. Still in the end I might end up being the guy who volunteers to "hold 'em off" while the youngsters make their escape. "
Holy cow that sounds a lot like my dad.
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NotAlice
NotAlice
99. RE: You're Just a Liability
Jul 3 2011, 8:11 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 3 2011, 8:11 PM EDT
Liabilities? Who, me? Alright.
1. Fear of depths-looking up doesn't faze me! :)
2. Afraid of the dark.
3. Claustrophobia.
4. Age - tomorrow I turn 60
5. crappy fitness level - I'm definitely the rearguard if we have to run.
6. Ability to take charge, inability to formulate plans.(I make a great lieutenant, tho.)
7. Worst, I can make a good decision slowly, or a rotten one quickly.
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