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ForsakenJames
ForsakenJames
FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 5 2011, 8:17 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 5 2011, 3:34 PM EDT
So we know what TO do during an outbreak, but what about what NOT to do?

1. Anything in the OP of my "Improvised and Readily available Weapons" thread. XD

2. Going anywhere close to, likely to have, or already with a high (100+ people) population. Examples Include:
-Malls
-Summer Camps (and other popular recreational facilities)
-Schools
-Housing Complexes
-Major population centres (cities like NY, Toronto, etc)


3. Hoarding weapons

4. Wasting ammo (like shooting a zombie after it's dead)




feel free to post other ideas you may have, and I will add them to the list. With a reference, of course.
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AlphaOneFour
AlphaOneFour
1. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 5 2011, 1:17 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 5 2011, 1:37 PM EDT
Seeing a zombie, sh!tting your pants, and shooting an entire magazine of your precious ammo at it, only to find that the shots have attracted yet more, and you're pretty much as good as eaten.


Edited to include a comma that I forgot
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Sullivan714
Sullivan714
2. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 5 2011, 1:30 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 5 2011, 1:30 PM EDT
Not checking the water for any rotting corpses or corpse parts, and drinking it without filtering/boiling it. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
chitoryu12
chitoryu12
3. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 5 2011, 1:43 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 5 2011, 1:43 PM EDT
Hoarding every gun and all the ammo you can find, whether or not you can use them. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
AlphaOneFour
AlphaOneFour
4. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 5 2011, 4:16 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 5 2011, 4:16 PM EDT
Getting a load of mates together, tooling up with the biggest, heaviest, most unwieldly and impractical (I have a barrett.50 'cos I like playing COD) guns possible, getting in your humvee, drive round killing loads of zombies, and then run out of ammunition and fuel right in the middle of a huge mob on hungry Zacks. Do you find this valuable?    
Uzzgub
Uzzgub
5. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 5 2011, 4:29 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 5 2011, 4:29 PM EDT
Give one a big wet sloopy kiss (sorry couldnt help myself)

Eating food from a damaged can (my proper answer)
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BravoRomeu-Guy
BravoRomeu-Guy
6. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 5 2011, 4:59 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 5 2011, 4:59 PM EDT
Losing your head.In every single meaning conceivable. Do you find this valuable?    
chitoryu12
chitoryu12
7. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 5 2011, 6:50 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 5 2011, 6:50 PM EDT
Buying a bunch of fruit and fresh meat without bothering to learn how to preserve any of it. Do you find this valuable?    
theman838
theman838
8. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 12 2011, 11:01 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 12 2011, 11:03 PM EDT
"3. Hoarding weapons"
Why not???????

You could sell them, PLUS you might need spare parts.
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StrykerPez
StrykerPez
9. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 12 2011, 11:16 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 12 2011, 11:16 PM EDT
I don't get why not to hoard guns either, but w/e.

What not to do? Trust ANYONE.
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Sharpie41
Sharpie41
10. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 13 2011, 12:23 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 13 2011, 12:23 AM EDT
"Buying a bunch of fruit and fresh meat without bothering to learn how to preserve any of it."
Whats so hard? Either smoke it of salt it, well, I guess the actual technique would be kinda hard to just think of
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renet76
renet76
11. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 13 2011, 7:41 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 13 2011, 7:41 AM EDT
"Whats so hard? Either smoke it of salt it, well, I guess the actual technique would be kinda hard to just think of"
Aah yeah about that might add

its not hard to learn how to do it correctly buts its pretty easy to get it wrong and well lets just say the toilet becomes your friend for awhile

also might add in a zed apox if you think there is a zombie under your bed there is a good chance there is so get off the bed get a weapon of some sort THEN look under the bed
Every time i see something like that in a movie i always think "when are these people going to learn"
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chitoryu12
chitoryu12
12. RE: FJ's Guide to what NOT to do during a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct 13 2011, 10:00 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 13 2011, 10:00 AM EDT
"Whats so hard? Either smoke it of salt it, well, I guess the actual technique would be kinda hard to just think of"
Preserving food is a lot like driving: if you know how to do it, it's a simple task. If you've never done anything more than look at a car before, you're going to hurt yourself.
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