"Cool I'll have to check this out"

"The special details how Europe’s Black Plague became one of the most prolific periods for myths and legends about zombies, explores why Viking legends believed zombies were nearly indestructible except by decapitation or immolation; examines other zombie legends from around the world, including secret stories of China’s Terra Cotta Warriors and the voodoo rituals of Haiti; and shows how modern science added a whole new twist on zombies beginning with Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein.
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"That's actually pretty cool. It's actually scientifically proven that somthing recently killed can infact be reanimated.

Maybe there's some sort of... Grain of truth to this whole thing. "

"Better things to do?!? You dare question the ones in the sky!? Oh Aliens, forgive this simpleton, for he knows not what he does! Its just that our lowly understanding does not permit us the wisdom to grasp at the complexity and the necessity of your omni-creative decorating schemes. We were drab but through you're omni-wondrousness we have learned to be fab! "

"No kidding! My thought exactly at the "Nordic Necromancy" post!

Ah, well, he wouldn't be the Dono we know and lo-er, like?! Whatever."