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Marsden |
ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 8:41 PM EST
As I am sure many of you are aware there is a series on YouTube called Epic Rap Battles of History. Here are a couple of examples: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcTLJ692F70&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k The rap uses its lyrics to represent fights between personal conflicts, opinions and stances on issues. Now, I thought we could bring it onto here! A sort of, more relaxed thread which you can kick back and enjoy! I thought we could arrane rap battles for a humourous way to resolve some arguments on here between people. Perhaps: AK47 vs M16 Melee vs Long range weaponry Those are only off the top of my head. But yes, feel free to challenge someone, start up your own thread and make sure "RAP BATTLE" is the first part of the title. We can use this thread to discuss the best ways to arrange rap battles and sort out rules for who wins. So, go ahead, throw your ideas in here for the best way to get our rap battle project up and running! 2 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
SasquatchJim |
1. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 9:00 PM EST
I'll say this once, Marsden, I hope it's understood, get right back in your van and get the f*ck outta my neighborhood!
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Marsden |
2. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 9:24 PM EST
"I'll say this once, Marsden, I hope it's understood, get right back in your van and get the f*ck outta my neighborhood!"I'll rap you anywhere USA to Belfast, All your fans will be like, there was no contest. (I can see what this thread is going to become!) 4 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you? |
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SasquatchJim |
3. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 9:40 PM EST
"I'll rap you anywhere USA to Belfast,You think you got me, boyo? Tryna do some harm? Git yer drunk ass outta the pub. And come suck me lucky charms! 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Marsden |
4. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 9:52 PM EST
| Post edited: Nov 22 2011, 9:56 PM EST
A guy like you against me, you ain't got a chance,You'll be broken like The Fairytale of New York's Romance. You ain't got the experience to rap an attack, Get outta my bar, you are killing the craic. EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craic (For the non-Irish/UK folks) 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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SasquatchJim |
5. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 9:59 PM EST
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I may be young, that's true, I'll admit.But I learned to beatbox on yo mama's t*ts. You claim you's a rapper. But you's lackin' the skills Yer in yo folks' basement Jackin' off to Vince Gill. If you really wanna throw down Wit' a gangsta like me Then pull up a chair, sucka 'Cause this schoolin' is free. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
Som+ |
6. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 10:10 PM EST
You started your own fightWithout starting another thread for the fight I just rhymed fight with fight I better go find another fight 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Marsden |
7. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 10:21 PM EST
What the hell is up with your lack of syntax,Your rhymin's like that time with my mum, Yeah, you've prematurely climaxed. Cause I still got attacks to throw in your face, You redneck discrace, to the American race. Mocking my rap? well ain't feeling your's either, You ain't got the skills to battle I'll take my game to your sister. While I'm there show your mother, I'm a rappin' veteran, And make your future brother n' sisters Irish-American. You come on here and attempt to preach, That yo better than me, but do not see That you could never teach, A Dr. of Rap, Marsden PhD 2 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Marsden |
8. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 10:24 PM EST
"You started your own fightIndeed I did, 'twas a mistake, My own rules laid down I did break, Wrong I was and I'll see to it, But criticise with rhyme and you're a hypocrite. Heh, SJ and myself got carried away, for serious rap battles (Is that an oxymoron?) we will set up individual threads. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
epic_epicness |
9. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 10:45 PM EST
The doors are open,come on in, get your pen and paper, so that this schooling can begin. I know your lost in confusion over the illusion of my intrusion but you asked for this so don't cry over the conclusion you f*ck with me you'll be left with contusions so drop this sh!t before it needs admin diffusion 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Marsden |
10. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 11:11 PM EST
There exists no illusion veiling your intrusion,The doors were open, free for you to use 'em. There won't be tears nor time for them when this is over, Immediate execution, I'm the rap Judge, Jury and Executioner. You lookin' for an admin, you got one right here, With rappin skills you oughta fear. Not much left to say here that ain't already said, The only **** needs cleanin' comes straight from the hole on your head, And onto this thread. So, lemme ask now, Who is teacher and pupil? Who is runnin' this class? Don't stand there in a stupor Cito heu et Alas, Veritas. 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
BigLoki |
11. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 11:44 PM EST
All day talkin' 'bout your skills, but can barely pay the bills. Gonna buy a sub machine gun though 'Cause zed gives you the chills. Wanna live inside a cave, You're what the flesh eaters crave, You're lookin' kinda pale. I though survivalists were brave? Try and bring that weak sh!t, you'll leave here with a split lip. The trolls are on my nuts, Mods are throwin' up a sh!t fit. I know this thread is wrong, but no one's worth taking on, I could probly pick a fight, but the process takes too long... Peace!!! lol 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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epic_epicness |
12. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 22 2011, 11:50 PM EST
"There exists no illusion veiling your intrusion,A self proclaimed god is what stands before me but all I see is a child left holding his knees you say your the teacher but you lack the skills to convey so you look like a preacher on your knees all day you call yourself an admin but you break your own rules then expect us to follow like were some kinda fools forget yourself marsden your style's are old your skills are decrepit and your breath smells like mold so save us the torture of smelling you speak one more time because you cant string together a sentence so much as a rhyme. 0 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
John_234 |
13. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 23 2011, 12:28 AM EST
"A self proclaimed god is what stands before me. . . man, what a party foul. Do you find this valuable? |
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BigLoki |
14. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 23 2011, 12:35 AM EST
". . . man, what a party foul."John... that wasn't in rap form... it's like ghetto Jeopardy lol 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
Carnack |
15. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 23 2011, 12:44 AM EST
Yo Marsden Yo Sasquatch get back to your tents.Don't make me kick your asses over my fence. All your rappin, and ringin ain't makin a dent. When you're the f*ckers who're paying me RENT! *slides on some shade*) Yeah boi! 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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epic_epicness |
16. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 23 2011, 3:00 AM EST
". . . man, what a party foul."@mars you took on this game and now your commited but you brought squishy skills that are at best half witted now johns crying foul so I might be banned but you delt the cards Mars I just played my hand 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Marsden |
17. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 23 2011, 3:29 AM EST
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Worse than I thought! Not only are your raps obscenic,I fear for your visions of me, for they're hallucogenic! I dare call myself admin and indeed broke the site's rules, Gladly would I do so again to protect its souls. Before you would cliam that I manipulate, Check your facts, stop, look, I delegate. Next time yo' pickin' your arguments make a better selection, If I expected the users to choose, To follow my every move, there would have been no elections. So call me a child, if you think concensus naive, My policies are open, fair, allowing all to percieve. If I am a child then you are a hellion, Deny the openess I show and you are Machiavellian. Stemming from my rank comes a power and force, I have exercised for good to help the site run its course. My styles on here have run their way now for 4 long years, I have no qualms or concerns, and will not shed a tear. I called myself an admin, once again I do today, I intend to end this battle with a coup d'egrace. I adivse you, get some context, find out what's going on, So when you try to battle you don't get it f*cking wrong You thought you could usurp me with a half-reserached fascade, Do your homework next time and your rhymes won't cascade. Cause in this site, in its pages, in its forum as well, There exists a history, many stories left to tell. So if you come on here, believing you can gloat, Remember, in this book, I'm a f*cking chapter, you're not even a footnote. 5 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you? |
vampirejediknight |
18. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 23 2011, 5:41 AM EST
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(Have you seen the Captain Kirk vs. Christopher Columbus? Hilarious. Dr. Seus vs. William Shakesphere= truly epic.) Anyway, this is an interesting idea, even for someone like me who's not a fan of rap.) You think you're the big, bad rapper who invented the game, but I know you're just the fool who'll end up feeling the pain (slant ryhme!) You see I'm the baddest rappa' there ever was, Ever was, ever will be. I'm the king. I'm the lord of the ring. I want to roll with. . .the gangsters, but it's obvious I'm white and nerdy. Look at me; I'm white and nerdy. That's what I call a chorus. This bad rap followed by a weird Al' chorus. Change of tune, change of pace. Now you're loosing the race. Yo', Einstein-man, you may have plagerised the concept But now I'm taking over, taking all the fun 'cept when I'm not here, 'cause you can only win in my abscence You think this is a game you just grab since you seen a video. You need to realize that /I'm/ runnin' this show. I want to roll with. . .the gangsters, but it's obvious I'm white and nerdy. Look at me; I'm white and nerdy. That's what I call a chorus. This bad rap followed by a weird Al' chorus. Change of tune, change of pace. Now you're loosing the race. In the end, when it's all said and done I think we'll agree vampirejediknight won! Do you find this valuable? |
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vampirejediknight |
19. RE: ZSDW Rap Battle Competition!!
Nov 23 2011, 5:52 AM EST
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Yo', everybody else, this is between me and Marsden!We gonna' fight like hel!, this place is gonna' be a lion's den. He's the only one in this building worthy to fight, so step back, ya'll, before I give you a fright! He's been rapping in Latin and sh*t; the rest of ya'll are nitiwits. So back off, you sons of b*tches Let Mars play his little game. The rest of you, your words are all the same. This is a duel, might as well be another thread. 'Cause my words are flying 'round so fast, another man might loose his head. Yeah, when it's all said and the done, I think we'll agree That it's me who won. Do you find this valuable? |
