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Maurussus |
Maurussus's Failsafe (to a Degree) Plan
Dec 1 2011, 9:58 PM EST
An easy way that I plan to survive the coming badness, is to, on Z-Day, murder my friend and family, and use their bodies as bait to lure the zombies away. Now, this may seem harsh at first, but I'd rather have them be useful in saving my own hide, than to allow them to live in a world where their most vivid and realistic fear is being torn limb from limb in a violent frenzy of rotted limbs.The Second part of the plan, once my loose ends have been tied up, is to use the zombies that I kill, as more bait to draw them away, till I can get to a dock, or something such as that. Once I am on the dock, I will launch a boat, and pick the undead punks off from the ocean. 1 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?
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Sharpie41 |
1. RE: Maurussus's Failsafe (to a Degree) Plan
Dec 1 2011, 10:12 PM EST
...........................no, just........no
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TheShadowEnigma |
2. RE: Maurussus's Failsafe (to a Degree) Plan
Dec 1 2011, 10:16 PM EST
Wow, umm. First, I'm glad I don't know you nor will I ever.Use zombies as bait for other zombies? Probably won't work. In fact most Zombies seem to like their meat fresh (well that's what every movie and book I've ever seen and read point to) so I wouldn't kill your loved ones too quickly. Next, I sure hope you've been on a boat by yourself out on the ocean before, because if you haven't, you're going to be in for a huge surprise. I would never go out on the ocean by myself for any extended period of time. Oh and boats are not easy things, nor is the ocean. Good luck! I hope your death is quick. Do you find this valuable? |
PedroAsani |
3. RE: Maurussus's Failsafe (to a Degree) Plan
Dec 1 2011, 11:26 PM EST
Yes....murder your friends and family. That is the easy way.This plan brought to you by The Voices Inside Your Head and Popsicle Pete. :s 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Sharpie41 |
4. RE: Maurussus's Failsafe (to a Degree) Plan
Dec 1 2011, 11:48 PM EST
"Good luck! I hope your death is quick."I don't, it would be revenge from me having to read that (It was so painful =(.....) Do you find this valuable? |
shadowmancer |
5. RE: Maurussus's Failsafe (to a Degree) Plan
Jan 20 2012, 2:53 AM EST
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zombies don't eat carrion - your failsafe plan will fail becuase the corpses will be ignored. if they ate carrion then the zombies would eat their own kind into oblivion.
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zombomb |
6. RE: Maurussus's Failsafe (to a Degree) Plan
Jan 20 2012, 4:51 PM EST
"Yes....murder your friends and family. That is the easy way.Is that a Cracked reference? the Popsicle Pete thing? Do you find this valuable? |
Madurjafro |
7. RE: Maurussus's Failsafe (to a Degree) Plan
Jan 21 2012, 12:59 PM EST
wat.
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Zee-Man |
8. RE: Maurussus's Failsafe (to a Degree) Plan
Jan 21 2012, 4:02 PM EST
( * ) NO!Do you find this valuable? |
chitoryu12 |
9. RE: Maurussus's Failsafe (to a Degree) Plan
Jan 22 2012, 3:56 PM EST
What if your friends murder you first?Are you okay with being used as bait? Do you find this valuable? |
Boarsmouth |
10. RE: Maurussus's Failsafe (to a Degree) Plan
Apr 4 2012, 2:24 PM EDT
Fail, and fail some more.
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