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Carnack |
Crazy IRC Chat
Dec 4 2011, 1:03 AM EST
| Post edited: Dec 4 2011, 1:35 AM EST
The ZSDW IRC is our chat line where we can yuck it up about a great many topics in a casual atmosphere.We get some very sick (yet funny) lines of thought going and this is where I and hopefully others will post them. They will be edited somewhat but they will stand for your viewing pleasure. I ask that you mark the start of a "line" of thought with a title and end it with a simple END. Also keep in mind that the COCs still apply here. Join us on the IRC www.webchat.freenode.net channel #ZSDW Stay tuned. EDIT: I'll keep a link to this on my profile just in case anyone wants to see it. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?
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Carnack |
1. Carn and Loki's Vampire Hunting Trip
Dec 4 2011, 1:07 AM EST
<Carnack> ...I wanna go to Ireland and meet a Leanashe.[22:22] <BigLoki> haha [22:22] <Carnack> A Leanashe is a type of Irish vampire similar to a succubus which lured away men with her beauty. Once she captured them with a spell, she would drain away their life essence through exhaustive love making in exchange giving them a creative drive in the arts which eventually corrupts their mind completely to drawing only for them. The only written reference to it is by Montague Summers, and it is not certain that the legend is authentic. [22:22] <BigLoki> hmmm, sounds like a lot more fun than I'm having now [22:23] <BigLoki> haha [22:23] <BigLoki> I'll help ya look [22:23] <Carnack> Right on. [22:24] <BigLoki> We'd have to start at the pubs though [22:25] <Carnack> Hey if I were a suck-monkey that's where I'd go. [22:25] <Carnack> Um...that sounded wrong >.> [22:25] <BigLoki> seems reaonable to me [22:25] <Aeries> Rofl. [22:25] <BigLoki> it did, but I assume I know what you meant [22:27] <Carnack> Yeah best thing. [22:27] <Carnack> What's so funny Aeries? Wanna go vampire hunting with us? I'm sure she'll be an equal opportunity gal. ;) [22:28] <BigLoki> heheh [22:28] <Aeries> I'll pass, thanks. xD [22:28] <Aeries> Oddly enough, in-game D&D Aeries -is- a vampire. [22:29] <Carnack> ...hot. [22:29] <BigLoki> Eh, we could probably find it with two of us [22:29] <BigLoki> or have fun looking <cont> 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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2. RE: Carn and Loki's Vampire Hunting Trip
Dec 4 2011, 1:09 AM EST
[22:47] <Carnack> So what'll we need for the vamp hunting trip?[22:48] <BigLoki> Bar money [22:48] <BigLoki> haha [22:48] <BigLoki> stakes, in case it gets out of hand [22:49] <Carnack> Condomes. Who knows how many bugs she picked up through centuries of exhaustivly doing the deed? [22:50] <BigLoki> good thinkin... maybe a small thing of bleach too [22:50] <BigLoki> bring your toothpaste, but not for recreational, flashlight purposes [22:51] <Carnack> Yeah. [22:51] <Carnack> Stake disguised a vibrator? [22:51] <Carnack> Works in porn :P [22:51] <BigLoki> hey, I've heard sillier ideas [22:52] <Carnack> Lubricant to prevent chafing. [22:52] <BigLoki> yeah, mighta dried up with age [22:53] <BigLoki> cordless cllippers [22:53] <BigLoki> just sayin' [22:53] <BigLoki> haha [22:53] <Carnack> Might wanna avoid religious icons. Seems counter-productive. [22:54] <BigLoki> eh, keep one in the bag, in case she wants to tag along once it's not fun anymore [22:54] <Carnack> Yeah good thinking. [22:55] <BigLoki> holy water? [22:55] <Carnack> Breath mints. All that booze will kill someone if we aren't careful. [22:55] <Carnack> Keep it in the bag. [22:55] <BigLoki> haha, yeah [22:56] <Carnack> Oh and some lighters. [22:56] <BigLoki> lighters? [22:56] <Carnack> If she's more into a light bite than the fun stuff we may need to get rid of her [22:56] <BigLoki> eh, I always got one anyway [22:56] <BigLoki> yeah <cont) Do you find this valuable? |
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3. RE: Carn and Loki's Vampire Hunting Trip
Dec 4 2011, 1:09 AM EST
Hahaha.I am going to Ireland this summer, any place I should look for one? Do you find this valuable? |
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4. RE: Carn and Loki's Vampire Hunting Trip
Dec 4 2011, 1:10 AM EST
[22:57] <Carnack> And with all the alchohol we will consume we can just light and blow and we'll have a flamethrower[22:57] <Carnack> No smoking on the john though [22:57] <Carnack> Embarassing way to go. [22:58] <BigLoki> hard to explain anyway [22:59] <Carnack> A copy of Twilight. [22:59] <BigLoki> to aid the fire? [23:00] <Carnack> No to kill twoo (or three) birds with one stone. [23:00] <BigLoki> I don't care how hot she is, if she gets all glittery, I'm staking her [23:00] <Carnack> If she leaves peacfully we can show her the flick and she may kill Robert and Kristen in retaliation [23:00] <BigLoki> just on principle [23:00] <BigLoki> ahhh [23:00] <BigLoki> ok, I'm good with that then [23:00] <Carnack> But agreed. No glitter [23:01] <BigLoki> unless it's "stripper glitter" then it's acceptable [23:01] <Carnack> Oh yeah [23:01] <Carnack> Hey you think we should check out the stripclubs too? [23:01] <BigLoki> I wonder if maybe one or two immigrated here? [23:02] <BigLoki> well, of course, we'd have to wouldn't we? Can't call it a complete search if we skip the strip clubs <Cont> Do you find this valuable? |
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5. RE: Carn and Loki's Vampire Hunting Trip
Dec 4 2011, 1:10 AM EST
[23:02] <Carnack> I may have run into a few. I know a couple of women who seem to leave me drainbed after a few minutes of talking.[23:02] <Carnack> That plus if she's looking for action that would be the place [23:03] <BigLoki> I had one nearly suck the life out of me... wish I woulda staked her [23:03] <BigLoki> haha [23:03] <Carnack> ...not an image I want man... [23:03] <BigLoki> not the good kinda suck the life out of [23:03] <BigLoki> haha [23:03] <BigLoki> I only wish [23:04] <Carnack> Oh. [23:04] <Carnack> Bummer [23:04] <BigLoki> yeah, no doubt END Do you find this valuable? |
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6. Human Season (lulz)
Dec 4 2011, 1:14 AM EST
<BigLoki> You shoulda been in here for my "Human Season" idea. That would have been another good one[23:08] <Carnack> ...*gets an image of hunting greased deaf guys* [23:08] <BigLoki> haha [23:08] <BigLoki> I think it should be "open season" on humans once a year, for a week [23:09] <BigLoki> population control [23:09] <BigLoki> bring back natural selection and that [23:09] <BigLoki> 7,000,000,000 of us, I think it's too many [23:09] <Carnack> Now I know why so many folks want legalized explosives! xD [23:09] <BigLoki> haha [23:10] <BigLoki> Think about it... 7 days, no limit, the bodies get donated to science [23:10] <Carnack> ...Hollywood would be a primo hunting spot [23:10] <John_234> . . . [23:11] <John_234> God damn, I can't protect that many of my dumbass friends. [23:11] <John_234> D: [23:11] <Carnack> Sup Johnnyboy? [23:11] <BigLoki> well... you can't hunt people in their houses, it's like posted areas [23:11] <John_234> Not a ton, you? [23:11] <Carnack> Oh...damn it [23:11] <Carnack> Same [23:11] <Carnack> Planning a trip [23:11] <BigLoki> you figure there's like 310,000,000 in the US [23:12] <Carnack> Works for me. Hey grind up half the bodies and end world hunger. [23:13] <John_234> Be back in a bit [23:13] <BigLoki> if 1% of the population participates, and bagged 3, that's like 9-10 million less per year [23:13] <BigLoki> haha [23:13] <BigLoki> yeah, people meat would be for export though [23:13] <Carnack> It would need to end eventually though. [23:13] <BigLoki> dtop that **** in Ethiopia or some **** [23:14] <BigLoki> eh, maybe <cont> Do you find this valuable? |
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7. RE: Human Season (lulz)
Dec 4 2011, 1:15 AM EST
[23:14] <BigLoki> eh, maybe[23:14] <BigLoki> depends on how fast the population replenishes [23:14] <BigLoki> haha [23:14] <BigLoki> like deer hunting [23:14] <BigLoki> those that remain, would likely treat the people around them better [23:14] <BigLoki> haha [23:15] <Carnack> Yeah. Wouldn't want to stand out next season. [23:15] <Carnack> Houses would change. [23:15] <Carnack> To stop bullets. [23:15] <BigLoki> "why are you waving to everybody, and smiling and ****?" "Dude, it's open season in like 2 weeks" [23:16] <Carnack> xD [23:17] <BigLoki> bet the campaigning stops during open season [23:17] <Carnack> Dude walks up and tells a guy to **** himself and the guy takes a pick of him "Wanted *******. Will pay Cash for proof of death." [23:18] <BigLoki> haha [23:19] <Carnack> New sporting events too. ******* Artillery. Hit the ******* with the artillery to score! [23:19] <Carnack> ... [23:19] <BigLoki> I bet immigration would slow down considerably also [23:20] <Carnack> Drug Traffiking too. [23:20] <BigLoki> "yeah, it kinda sucks here, but you DO know those ******** hunt eachother every year right?" [23:21] <Carnack> Our badass cred would skyrocket. "You hear bout those yanks? They like killing so much the declare open season on themselves!" <cont> Do you find this valuable? |
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8. RE: Human Season (lulz)
Dec 4 2011, 1:16 AM EST
[23:21] <BigLoki> war might slow down a bit too... "Sir, they hunt eachother, for sport... what do you think they'd do with US?"[23:21] <Carnack> Definitly adds a new spin to gun control. [23:22] <Carnack> I do control my gun. I hit that ****** dead center [23:23] <BigLoki> lol [23:24] <BigLoki> I just think it would make things better across the board [23:24] <Carnack> Oh and another plus is that military recruitment would soar too. [23:24] <BigLoki> murder would drop, just wait till it's legal [23:24] <Carnack> "Join up and get a free M-16!" [23:24] <BigLoki> prisons wouldn't be as full... [23:24] <BigLoki> haha [23:25] <Carnack> Gun stores would become the new Megamarts [23:25] <BigLoki> hell yeah [23:25] <Carnack> And the safest places on Earth [23:25] <BigLoki> or at least in the US [23:25] <Carnack> Yep [23:25] <BigLoki> think of all the open realestate, and jobs [23:25] <BigLoki> prices of everything would drop [23:26] <Carnack> People would make a mint on brass [23:26] <BigLoki> haha [23:26] <BigLoki> ammo would likely jump a bit [23:27] <Carnack> Just a bit [23:27] <Carnack> Politics would be politer [23:27] <BigLoki> absolutely END Do you find this valuable? |
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9. RE: Human Season (lulz)
Dec 4 2011, 1:20 AM EST
We DO have a lot of fun in there, when people are talkativehahaha Do you find this valuable? |
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10. Getting "Ahead" (Gun)
Dec 4 2011, 1:20 AM EST
<Carnack> I want a blunderbuss[23:38] <BigLoki> If you notice... most of the people that don't like other people's views imposed on them, do it to other peole just as quickly [23:38] <BigLoki> a blunderbus? [23:38] <Bossman8867> Why a blunderbuss? [23:38] <BigLoki> really? [23:38] <BigLoki> haha [23:40] <Carnack> Because if you can fit it inside the barrel the gun will shoot it [23:40] <BigLoki> eh, same with an air cannon [23:40] <Carnack> Pirates had them because nails, hooks, chains, as well as basic lead shot could all be used. [23:40] <Bossman8867> I've heard that before. [23:40] <BigLoki> one of those "punkin' chuckers" [23:40] <BigLoki> lol [23:41] <Bossman8867> Potato cannon FTW [23:41] <Carnack> Imagine getting hit with dozens of fishhooks [23:41] <BigLoki> I have a "cheatah" speed beader I've toyed with, doing dangerous idiot things [23:41] <Carnack> may not kill you but that **** will sting [23:41] <Bossman8867> You think? [23:41] <Bossman8867> Lol [23:42] <Carnack> Nails, silverware, glass, shredded metal cans, bullet casings... [23:43] <BigLoki> Air cannons... shoot zombie heads at the zombies [23:43] <BigLoki> lmao [23:43] <Bossman8867> ******* GENIUS!!! [23:43] <BigLoki> haha [23:43] <Carnack> The ultimate in undead recycling. [23:44] <BigLoki> right? constant supply of ammo [23:44] <Carnack> Yep. [23:44] <Bossman8867> Can't beat logic like that. [23:44] <BigLoki> see a zombie, with a zombie arm sticking through it's neck [23:44] <BigLoki> lol <Cont> Do you find this valuable? |
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11. RE: Getting "Ahead" (Gun)
Dec 4 2011, 1:21 AM EST
[23:44] <Carnack> Course damage my not be gread what with the stresses of firing but still epic.[23:45] <BigLoki> imagine shooting zombie heads a raiders though, battle ended [23:45] <BigLoki> haha [23:45] <Bossman8867> True.. [23:45] <Carnack> Oh yeah.Ancient Bio-warfare. [23:45] <Bossman8867> Dude I'd prolly **** if I saw a dude with a gun that shoots zombie heads. [23:45] <Carnack> xD [23:45] <BigLoki> "Those ******* are chucking body parts at us at 200 miles an hour?! WTF's wrong with them? What goes ON in there?!" [23:46] <Bossman8867> 8head explodes from epicness* [23:46] <BigLoki> "******, we're on to the next" [23:46] <BigLoki> haha [23:46] <BigLoki> air cannons are SUPER easy to make too [23:46] <Bossman8867> Zombie catapult? [23:47] <Carnack> Better as a raiding weapon [23:47] <BigLoki> I'm adding them to my "dream bunker" idea now...hahaha [23:47] <Carnack> "Oh you think you're safe? Rig up the launcher and send in a dozen!" [23:47] <BigLoki> eh, have a catapult inside the wall, fire waste over the wall at raiders [23:48] <BigLoki> "Is that?!... Is that ****?!?!" [23:48] <Bossman8867> Somehow capture a zombie and load him down with C4 then send him back outside. <Cont> Do you find this valuable? |
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12. RE: Getting "Ahead" (Gun)
Dec 4 2011, 1:23 AM EST
[23:48] <Carnack> LOL headbang xD[23:49] <BigLoki> would you even want to fight people like that [23:49] <Bossman8867> *headbangs* [23:49] <BigLoki> that shoot zombie heads, and **** at you? [23:49] <BigLoki> even if you win... did you really win? [23:49] <Bossman8867> Not sure.. but its still awesome. [23:49] <Bossman8867> Well maybe not the **** part.... [23:50] <BigLoki> I mean, best case scenario, if you breach the wall, you're covered in ****, and human zombie parts [23:50] <Bossman8867> Psychlogical warfare at its finest. <Bossman8867> I think in ancient times there were these guys that flung dead enemy soldiers over the walls of a city before they raided it. [23:52] <BigLoki> Diseased cows, excrement, all kinds of things [23:53] <Bossman8867> Ditto. [23:53] <Carnack> It's also how the black plague spread. [23:53] <BigLoki> but never before would there have been a weaponized zombie head shot out at 200 mph aimed at a nother head [23:53] <BigLoki> lmao [23:53] <Carnack> One side got it so they fired their dead at the other guys [23:53] <Bossman8867> Freaky **** [23:53] <Carnack> Makes sense too. Let it rot a bit and it's like shooting a man-shaped water balloon. [23:53] <BigLoki> not much deifferent than some things people have done in recent times [23:54] <BigLoki> English gave the Natives blankets covered in measles and **** [23:54] <Bossman8867> Could you imagine a decomposed 180lb dead guy flying towards you? [23:54] <Carnack> We are some twisted folks. <Cont> Do you find this valuable? |
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13. RE: Getting "Ahead" (Gun)
Dec 4 2011, 1:24 AM EST
[23:54] yep[23:54] ...*retch* [23:55] haha [23:55] "ewww... it's all... splattery" [23:55] And decomposy. [23:55] skin would fly off of it as it traveled, and land on some of those it missed on it's way through [23:56] * BigLoki shudders a bit [23:56] Geez.. think about this **** toight and try to sleep. [23:56] tonight* [23:57] Imagine the noises too. [23:57] Ewwwwwww.. [23:57] Wet splats and suddenly you're doused in man-rot [23:57] *barfs* [23:58] hahahahaha [23:58] "man-rot" [23:58] almost spit pepsi through my nose [23:58] Put that on a tee shirt and sell it. [23:59] that's actually pretty disturbing, but still [23:59] haha [23:59] Yes funny. [23:59] It's intestines going everywhere and people just looking and wondering what sort of sick ***** would d that. [00:00] When I had my "accident" They had to take part of a guy's jaw bone out of my abdomen... getting hit with other people's parts is disturbing [00:00] Twisted.. [00:00] that's why I think the raiders would just move on, nobody wants to be covered in intestines for sure [00:00] haha [00:01] I'd retreat for sure. [00:01] Yeesh. :S Do you find this valuable? |
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14. RE: Getting "Ahead" (Gun)
Dec 4 2011, 1:26 AM EST
[00:01] <Carnack> Only thing missing would be offering them pizza afterwardfs.[00:01] <BigLoki> haha [00:02] <BigLoki> have to find 'em first I think [00:02] <BigLoki> macho doesn't even enter into a situation like that [00:02] <Bossman8867> Even Chuck Norris wouldn't be badass if he was covered in "man-rot" [00:03] <BigLoki> macho will get "we can take 'em, they ain't got ****" macho is all gone when it turns into "was that a corpse?! Did they just shoot a ******* copse at us?!?!" [00:04] <BigLoki> "Do you SMELL that?!" [00:04] <Carnack> Imagine cleaning up the mess afdterwards. [00:04] <BigLoki> ugh [00:04] <Bossman8867> Ugh the stench would knock a buzzard of a gut wgon. [00:04] <BigLoki> Imagine what would go through your mind if you had open cuts [00:04] <Bossman8867> **** that. [00:05] <Carnack> Oh damn... [00:05] <BigLoki> see? [00:05] <BigLoki> disturbing just TALKING about it, imagine if it happened [00:05] <BigLoki> lmao [00:05] <Bossman8867> Can you say Haz-Mat suit? [00:05] <BigLoki> "It got in my nouth!! It got in my MOUTH!!!" ~ hops around like a cheerleader, puking [00:06] <BigLoki> hahaha [00:06] <BigLoki> much rather be shot with a bullet I think [00:06] <BigLoki> right? [00:06] <Carnack> Oh hell yes. [00:06] <BigLoki> haa [00:06] <Bossman8867> I 2nd that. [00:07] <BigLoki> "Watch that place, if you get too close they might shoot you" "No man, those guys are sicker than that, don't go over there...ever" [00:08] <Bossman8867> EVER!!! <Cont> Do you find this valuable? |
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15. RE: Getting "Ahead" (Gun)
Dec 4 2011, 1:27 AM EST
<BigLoki> haha[00:09] <BigLoki> for shear panic facter I think we've effectively beaten out landmines and such [00:09] <BigLoki> *factor [00:10] <Bossman8867> Landmines are for pussies just throw their dead back at them. YOU ARE DEFEATS! [00:11] <BigLoki> or at least mentally scarred enough to skip round 2 [00:11] <Carnack> Thread posted with Carn and Loki's Vampire Hunting Trip [00:12] <BigLoki> haha, nice [00:12] <BigLoki> Human Season upcoming? [00:12] <Carnack> Yeah [00:13] <Bossman8867> Could you imagine being in an airplane and a dead guy hit the windshield? [00:13] <BigLoki> haha, nice man [00:13] <BigLoki> eh, not as disturbing as it hitting your shoulder [00:14] <Bossman8867> True but a bomber filled to capacity with dead peeps? [00:15] <BigLoki> good for warfare now [00:15] <BigLoki> haha [00:15] <Bossman8867> Hellz yeah! [00:16] <BigLoki> beats the **** outta blaring Van Halen or some other weak **** [00:16] <Bossman8867> Blare Raining Blood and rain actual blood on them! END Do you find this valuable? |
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16. RE: Getting "Ahead" (Gun)
Dec 4 2011, 1:28 AM EST
Yeah, it was a productive morning n the IRC...hahahaDo you find this valuable? |
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17. RE: Getting "Ahead" (Gun)
Dec 4 2011, 1:53 AM EST
"[23:41] <BigLoki> I have a "cheatah" speed beader I've toyed with, doing dangerous idiot things"Heh. Launched a few tennis balls, and finally a can of battery terminal cleaner before I called it quits on the...ah... experimentation with my Cheetah. Do you find this valuable? |
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18. RE: Getting "Ahead" (Gun)
Dec 4 2011, 1:57 AM EST
"Heh. Launched a few tennis balls, and finally a can of battery terminal cleaner before I called it quits on the...ah... experimentation with my Cheetah. "They're fun aren't they? heheheh Do you find this valuable? |
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19. RE: Getting "Ahead" (Gun)
Dec 7 2011, 1:09 PM EST
Holy crap, youse guys is some f*cked up SOB's. You know that, right?"macho will get "we can take 'em, they ain't got ****" macho is all gone when it turns into "was that a corpse?! Did they just shoot a ******* corpse at us?!?!" LSOMSFOAIDMFT! Brilliant! 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
