"OMG I need to stock up on Nair for the Apocalypse D:~~~"

"Thank you. Makes choosing a family vehicle somewhat problematic though. LOL

I want a vehicle with some off road capability, and one that can haul bulky cargo if need be. The trouble is that most vehicles meeting that description won't comfortably seat two adults and four children (only four as my oldest does not live with us), three of whom are still in car seats. The most likely vehicle to solve the seating problem is a minivan, but that would fly in the face of off road and cargo capabilities. D'oh!"

"A thought on vehicles do you have any mechanical skills man? "

"I can do itt! Pick me,Pick me! my mechanics skills were in the 96th percenntile on the asvab. ain't that a peach?

NOTE: 96th percentile for women was the equivalent of 60th percentile for men."

"ASVAB scores...

GT: 115
ADMIN: 113
CMBT:119
ELEC: 121
FA: 118
MECH: 122
FOOD: 120
COMMO: 119
MAINT: 120
TECH: 119"

"Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery. Test what job you'd be best suited for The best part is, we don't know what those numbers mean either lol. Think it's like percentage over base average or something. "

"Ah hell, I forget that I'm speaking to an international audience sometimes lol. I apologize for my ignorance. "

"wait, where is whiteknight from? somewhere with sexy accents? or funny moustaches? or fancy bread?"

"I wouldn't. I'd just keep moving. Too bad for them, but I don't want to become a sex slave too."

"If I were alone, I meant.

Wait a sec . . . you just said that if I were alone, I should attempt to bust a whole building full of sex slaves, who are undoubtedly armedly guarded (Engritch mutch?) - otherwise, they'd almost certainly escape - by my lonesome? If I didn't get shot, I'd definitely be raped for the rest of my life - probably brutally.

All in all, at least they're not being eaten by zombies. I'd just put down my binoculars, throw the tissues to the side (A sick attempt at humor, I know), and keep moving."