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shadowmancer |
What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 12:58 PM EDT
To combat the ever serious guns and combative nature of the site I thought that I would inject a bit of strange fun. Hopefully this will relieve some gun fatigue. After a night out you pass out and the zombie apocalypse begins. You are sitting where you currently are and a zombie comes bursting through your door. You look to the left and the first item you see is the only object you can use to defend yourself against the zombie hoard!What is that object? How would you use it? In how much trouble are you in? Do you live or die? 11 out of 11 found this valuable. Do you? |
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shadowmancer |
1. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 1:01 PM EDT
Object: A butlers friend corkscrew with a 3 cm foil knife.basically I'm screwed and will be devoured. I could jab the screw into it's skull but I'm getting eaten. dead or even undead 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
KevinKY |
2. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 1:09 PM EDT
A coffee mug, yeah I'm ******.
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=jesse= |
3. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 1:14 PM EDT
A highlighter or an empty bottle of orange juice....f*ck.....1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
JunkCollector |
4. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 1:23 PM EDT
Damn I am a lucky lucky dude!Object: laying on the top of my computer tower next to my desk is my BOB. How would I use it: Unzip the main compartment, pull out my KelTec 2000 and a 30 round Glock mag., load the KelTec and shoot the hell out of it. My situation: All is good. If this was a week ago before I started changing my BOB around, or when I put it back by the door it would be different. Object: Brass floor lamp. How would I use it: As a staff/club. How much trouble I'm in: Not bad, as long as I can hold them off long enough to get my Glock 19 out of my computer desk drawer. I will be fine. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
OutlawJames |
5. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 1:27 PM EDT
Hah, My Colt government, I just took it off my belt when I sat down at the desk and laid it next to the keyboard. And you gonna say, But I said to your left!..Yup I happen to be a lefty.. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
RainofMails |
6. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 1:30 PM EDT
Kabar kukri machete (I was just out clearing honeysuckle)How to use it: it's a machete How much trouble: I should be okay as long as only a few zombies attack me live/die: live for now 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
Uzzgub |
7. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 1:40 PM EDT
I'm a dead man as all I have is a work land line telephone, or the computer towerI would try to bash them over the head, but I doubt it would do much I'm in a lot of trouble =( as im at work and there is nothing else to use As I have already said I'm a dead man Do you find this valuable? |
Zee-Man |
8. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 1:46 PM EDT
The last 2 bites of a philly cheesteak sandwich.I eat the sandwich while taunting the zombie with its yummie goodness That maddens the zombie who turns around and heads for the nearest deli. I live, but just barely 7 out of 7 found this valuable. Do you? |
BigLoki |
9. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 1:59 PM EDT
Hmmm... I have an end table.A good sturdy one, I built it.. I guess I'd club the first couple with the whole thing, until a leg breaks off, then beat the remaining with the table legs... hopefully...hahaha 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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=jesse= |
10. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 2:08 PM EDT
"The last 2 bites of a philly cheesteak sandwich.mmmmm....philly cheesesteak.... If I become a zombie, rest assured, I'm not coming after you...just your delicious cheesesteak. Do you find this valuable? |
LWJ2009 |
11. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 2:12 PM EDT
Woot woot!! SItting in my vehicle eating lunch, this time! Roadkill anyone.
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chitoryu12 |
12. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 7:09 PM EDT
A half-full bag of Reese's Mini Peanut Butter Cups.Well, f*ck. Do you find this valuable? |
Oakspar77777 |
13. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 8:38 PM EDT
I'm sitting next to my wife. I think I would use her to go fetch a gun from the bedroom (a zed through the front door would be between me and most of the guns). In the mean time, I've got the fireplace tools right over there to hold it off with until my wife brings me the gun. Do you find this valuable? |
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JunkCollector |
14. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 8:44 PM EDT
Or at the least you could push her at the zombies to give you time to escape. You don't have to out run the zombies just out run someone else. I know, I am an ASS! 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
Will77 |
15. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 9:00 PM EDT
My three year old son is sleeping to my left. I guess I will have to use him as a bat against the zombies.
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Jamez820 |
16. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 9:04 PM EDT
A stapler... I may have a slight chance XD
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IamSlowRide |
17. RE: What do you have?
Apr 11 2012, 10:45 PM EDT
| Post edited: Apr 11 2012, 10:57 PM EDT
Glad you said left and not right, right is the wife and on her nightstand is a lamp and a baby monitor...so again thanks for choosing left, my EDC Sig is on my dresser along with 2 extra mags, my Boker folder and my XT11 Tac Light, so we will live to fight another day EDIT: in all fairness, had I read this 1 hour ago I would have been sitting on the couch and the only thing to defend myself with would have been my sons bouncer...so yeah pretty much a dead man Do you find this valuable? |
nissassa |
18. RE: What do you have?
Apr 12 2012, 1:43 AM EDT
"To combat the ever serious guns and combative nature of the site I thought that I would inject a bit of strange fun. Hopefully this will relieve some gun fatigue. After a night out you pass out and the zombie apocalypse begins. You are sitting where you currently are and a zombie comes bursting through your door. You look to the left and the first item you see is the only object you can use to defend yourself against the zombie hoard!im on the flor working so hit em' wit my coffee mug ( im pissed cause ive just wasted a good cup of earl grey - black) grab my stethoscope from around my neck and strangle da' zombie drag it to the med room and stab it repeatly with 19 and 21gauge needles till his head looks like pinhead from hellraiser.. - that was fun - Do you find this valuable? |
Braydonn |
19. RE: What do you have?
Apr 12 2012, 3:31 AM EDT
Shadowmancer, Whiteknight and I were talking about this on another thread yesterday, when asked what I had on my right, I immediately looked to my right to see a strobe light. Since that time my mother has bought me a new computer desk and it seems the strobe light has been placed on my left. Object - Strobe light How I would use it - I would plug it in and hope like hell the zombies are epileptic. How much trouble am I in - Large amounts. Dead or Alive: Dead. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
